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naughty_but_innocent's Recent Statuses
Mon, 18-Mar-24 9:31 PM (10 hours ago)
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So over this stomach bug already 😔🤢
Sorry you're feeling poorly. Time to get the bug spray. rolleyes
(9 hours ago)
Feel better, hun! Xx
(9 hours ago)
Sat, 16-Mar-24 11:08 PM (2 days ago)
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Blah blah blah blah....blah
....bounce...bounce....bounce....bounce......bounce....
(2 days ago)
Says it all! 😂😂😂
(2 days ago)
Song by Kesha?
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I see your point.
(1 day ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-24 10:35 PM (3 days ago)
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Kinda feels like a good time to ice the knee and take a nap...maybe 🤷🏻‍♀️
Feel better .. maybe use the ice in one or several drinks till .. what knee pain
(3 days ago)
Boooo
(3 days ago)
The ice is an ice pack...I don't really drink..plus that ....nvm(
(3 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Fri, 8-Mar-24 11:15 PM (10 days ago)
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TFIF!
IAFS?
(10 days ago)
Usually it's Thank Goodness It's Friday...but after my week, it's Thank Fuck It's Friday
(10 days ago)
owbiglineman and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Sameeee 😁
(10 days ago)
Wed, 6-Mar-24 1:31 AM (13 days ago)
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It's only 7:30 pm and I'm ready for bed...
My wife went to bed at 7:45 pm the other night! Slept through until morning!
(12 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jan-24 7:47 PM (57 days ago)
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The old adage is "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!" *Keeps my mouth shut*
Opps,who did what,was it mesad
(57 days ago)
But if it's hilarious you should say it!
(57 days ago)
I really have nothing to say...and if I did, it probably wouldn't be nice 🤷🏻‍♀️
(57 days ago)
Fbvines, smitten4u and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Nah, don't believe that shit. If someone needs to hear something that might upset them then it's for a reason. Let them know all about it otherwise it'll keep happening.
(57 days ago)
Depends on the situation as well...
(57 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and McPhallus like this
Fri, 19-Jan-24 3:20 AM (60 days ago)
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It's so cold..yada yada 🙄
bounce
(60 days ago)
brrr brrrr smile
(59 days ago)
You both should come over here we will warm you up xx
(59 days ago)
BigBonerBeauty is gone again?
(59 days ago)
AGR, we haven't been that lucky in almost 2 weeks...barely above zero but the wind chills have been double digits below.
(59 days ago)
Mon, 25-Dec-23 4:48 PM (84 days ago)
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Merry Christmas to one and all.
Merry Merry!
(84 days ago)
Sun, 17-Dec-23 6:35 AM (93 days ago)
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2 weeks without hot water, new water heater tomorrow...yay! 😵‍💫
@agr i lived all summers in allorment with only cold water, some +20 years, but i could bike home or shower at work grin
(92 days ago)
ops +15 years
(92 days ago)
Well that's a luxury many don't have,no showers in grocery stores lol
(92 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
i boiled water for washing every day, loved my water kettle grin
(92 days ago)
Well, I'm glad you're no longer in hot water, nbi.
(92 days ago)
Sun, 26-Nov-23 10:48 PM (113 days ago)
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What to make for dinner.... sometimes I really hate figuring out what to make...
Justmedamian and mojo75nz like this
Wife is laid up with a new hip a few days ago, cooking duties continue to fall to me. Haven’t killed us yet! 😂 Made some awesome broth from turkeys and made soup. Yum! With jalapeño cornbread!
(113 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Corn flakes with tomato relish and spinach
(113 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Adding texture RC? Good idea! 😄
(113 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Add a bit off stir fry add a bit off spice ..add a bit off sugar and we have something nice smile ....hey I've got a jingal going on
(112 days ago)
Wonders what type of dish is a jingal? Evening Mojo 😊😘
(112 days ago)
mojo75nz and 6Robroy9 like this
Sat, 11-Nov-23 2:16 AM (129 days ago)
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When you post something that leaves people wondering....just say it or don't say it....kinda irritating 🙄
Like, if you're not gonna finish it, don't say anything.
(129 days ago)
smitten4u, LOVEXXXPORN and Kjtsu like this
hi nbi smile
(129 days ago)
Hi AGR 😊
(129 days ago)
Hello to both of you. I suspect alcohol may play in part in some posts. 😂
(128 days ago)
Tue, 31-Oct-23 12:25 AM (140 days ago)
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Skinna ma rinky dinky dink, skinna ma rinky do....I love you.
Me? How sweet! Hi NBI👋🏻
(140 days ago)
Of course...hey k 👋
(140 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Sun, 22-Oct-23 4:10 PM (148 days ago)
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I'm more tired now than when I had to get up at 7am...but it's Sunday and there are chores that need to be done, so I guess there's no better time than the present! Sadly I will have to put pants on t
Nah, just stay in bed and enjoy a naughty Sunday
(148 days ago)
My Ulna nerve (funny bone nerve) was pinched in my right elbow. My fingers were always freezing and painful at times.
(148 days ago)
Aero, that would be nice....but when they're painful because of being numb, it's really not comfortable.
(148 days ago)
aerodeck likes this
hi nbi smile
(148 days ago)
Hi AGR 😊
(148 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sun, 22-Oct-23 12:08 PM (148 days ago)
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I just love having a pinched nerve to wake me up early 😞👎
😞 hope it gets better
(148 days ago)
It’s torture.
(148 days ago)
yeah nasty buggers ruining day, if not a week curse
(148 days ago)
Sun, 22-Oct-23 3:32 AM (149 days ago)
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I was gonna say something, then my train of thought took a wrong turn 🤷🏻‍♀️
haha yeah i just had to think a minute
(149 days ago)
Hey Arty
(149 days ago)
Artistic likes this
My conductor is often asleep at the switch for sure.
(148 days ago)
A chug a chug chug .....toot toot hey nbi 👋
(148 days ago)
Just keep saying, “I think I can, I think I can…” 😂😂
(148 days ago)
Sat, 21-Oct-23 1:24 AM (150 days ago)
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Sometimes I find it super cute when my cats are sleeping and you catch their legs twitch as they're dreaming ❤️
like
(150 days ago)
My snores,hey nbi smile
(150 days ago)
I've heard little noises from them on occasion.. hey as hr
(150 days ago)
OMG this phone! Heya AGR...hey Mitch... Super sweet Mr V 🥰
(150 days ago)
Our dogs paws would twitch, I’d say they were dreaming of chasing bunnies.
(150 days ago)
Sat, 21-Oct-23 12:29 AM (150 days ago)
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Good ole technology some days 🙄
The most I deal with devices at work (besides my phone on breaks) is students iPads.
(150 days ago)
Then if I can't figure it out, it goes to the teacher and half the time the tech guy is needed.
(150 days ago)
Im so old I remember an abacus being the whiz bang gadget
(150 days ago)
Sorry. I accidentally turned the internet off.
(150 days ago)
They keep inventing new ways to fuck up. Good luck with it! Hopefully our Robot Overlords will be kind. 😆
(150 days ago)
Tue, 17-Oct-23 9:59 PM (153 days ago)
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*Belches*
I'm riding my unicycle uptown, right now, to get a Dr Pepper............
(153 days ago)
pardon you my dear.
(153 days ago)
Like Shrek says, Better out than in!
(152 days ago)
shock wave is now arrived in Italy O.o
(152 days ago)
has ffs
(152 days ago)
Fri, 13-Oct-23 11:06 PM (157 days ago)
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I might be ready to turn the fans off in my house 🥶
If I had a "normal" fan in my bedroom, it'd probably be fine....but I have a wind machine, so low is still pretty strong
(157 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
I don’t have any fans here
(156 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
awe K i will be you fan if u like? love
(156 days ago)
It’s good to see ya Wodji
(156 days ago)
Wodja likes this
still 80F.. guess seasons will start rotating every year from now on laugh
(156 days ago)
Sun, 8-Oct-23 6:40 PM (162 days ago)
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Hawaiian pizza....if you like it, try this, if not, move along 🤷🏻‍♀️ instead of red sauce, try it with BBQ sauce! It's a game changer!
LoL wods! The zombies eat the brains LoL
(162 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
well, in "zombieland'' the movie with woody harrelson, bill murray uses make up to disguise heself as a zombie so they leave him alone but jesse eisenberg dont know he not a zombie and shoots him, so.
(162 days ago)
ya see if i eat brains dress like a zombie look like a zombie, the zombies leave me alone, but then i need watch out for some do-gooder who gunna effin shoot me cooz i look like a zombie eatin brains!
(162 days ago)
see all these survival tactics i learn fro the tv ... bloody priceless in the advent of the great zombie a pucker lips w00t
(162 days ago)
Brains and pineapple pizza…this status is all over the place!
(161 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Sun, 8-Oct-23 4:49 AM (163 days ago)
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🥱
Mr_Vein and Jener like this
I concur.
(163 days ago)
I need it too..,hey nbi
(163 days ago)
hi NBI! grin
(162 days ago)
Hey you!
(162 days ago)
Hey Laph! 😊 Hey Smitty!
(162 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 4-Sep-23 8:39 PM (196 days ago)
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Lost my give a damn today....who stole it?
Don't all talk at once...
(196 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Enjoy
(196 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Enjoy your drink, SexyEB
(196 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Thank you
(196 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sorry, Lenny. For a guy with a pitchfork, you're not so bad.
(196 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Wed, 30-Aug-23 11:34 PM (201 days ago)
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Does thew comment box glitch for anyone else? Like one minute I can comment and the next time I try, no box appears 🤷🏻‍♀️
tugking70 likes this
This is t the first time I've had this problem. Heya gbm 👋
(201 days ago)
Working for me
(201 days ago)
Morning NBI, all seems to be working, however as Juicy said earlier, i've had a few frequent 'site freezes' lately🤔
(201 days ago)
It doesn't do it all the time, but it definitely does happen.
(200 days ago)
I often find that the like button either doesn't work, or doesn't appear to work.
(200 days ago)
Wed, 30-Aug-23 11:33 PM (201 days ago)
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Back to work day 1 is complete...soooo many little ppl, so many changes. It'll be a good year 🙌🙏🙌
PMA?
(201 days ago)
Positive Mental Attitude
(201 days ago)
Absolutely! Might not always be that way, but gotta try!
(201 days ago)
Mr_Girth_Brooks likes this
We all need that k every single day 👍
(200 days ago)
Hey there nbi 👋 this year is going to be a great year I've got that feeling
(200 days ago)
Fri, 25-Aug-23 1:25 AM (207 days ago)
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🎶 I sit by myself, talking to 🌙, trying to get you... 🎶
Makes me think of "Esteem" by 8 stops 7. Worthy of a listen.
(207 days ago)
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