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Fri, 19-Dec-14 4:41 PM (1 day ago)
Dear Lacey, I want a MFFFFFFFF for Christmas. (I only need the FFFFFFF part.) Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho...Ho.
myylife, airford1, smd3576, GottaBeMe, LuLusBakery and 15 others like this
I did too, I have pictures, well I don't but I saw them
(1 day ago)
You better watch it dude, those picture are going around this site
(1 day ago)
Ewww...people post naked pics on the internet? What freakin pervs!
(1 day ago)
Huh? What the fuck is wrong with people now a days, nasty fucker. Posting naked pictures. They must have not been brought up right
(1 day ago)
Hey Mark can you suck my left nipple and Lacey can suck my right nipple and I will hug your head as I am wearing a diaper and sun glasses
(1 day ago)
Wed, 17-Dec-14 8:59 AM (4 days ago)
'I shot my first turkey today! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section....'
Burger80, LoveToLickKat, jonze, GIGAcook, kat27 and 15 others like this
lol too many voices in my head for them to have room for me in there...gonna have to be you Seb
(2 days ago)
You're the one that started talking about turkeys
(2 days ago)
lol, Im off to bed to dream about Johnny Depp...and turkeys probably ..night all
(2 days ago)
Goodnight poos hehe
(2 days ago)
U gotta use a lighter load when theyre frozen....dont wanna splatter em and contaminate the dairy aisle!
(2 days ago)
Tue, 16-Dec-14 3:27 PM (4 days ago)
Congrats to my Sexy Mrs ! She has just hit the Big 20000 views.
awesome2, cum4me1, kellybean1983, curiousAdam, MarkandLacey and 15 others like this
Woohoo! Her PR guy has been doing a great job: p xoxo
(4 days ago)
congrats xxxxxxxxxx"
(4 days ago)
Congratulation to mrs...yayyyy...mwah xxx
(4 days ago)
Well done
(2 days ago)
Congrats mrs u!!!
(2 days ago)
Sun, 14-Dec-14 3:18 PM (6 days ago)
<---- got laid and is 100% completely satisfied
bushofireee, big buck hunter, super4, avvad, cummthirsty and 10 others like this
<<<<<hasnt, but is glad for kb! Lol!
(2 days ago)
(2 days ago)
4 days old
(2 days ago)
Yeah, i thought i was in status, was in most liked updates instead lol! Im tired!
(2 days ago)
its all good
(2 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-14 5:33 PM (10 days ago)
Thank you, one and all. You have kept me sane and saved me from falling into the depths of despair with your love, friendship, hugs, waterproof shoulders, goofiness and bulshittery. Mwah! xoxoxo
Nothin' but love for ya JG!! *SWAK*
(10 days ago)
Some of us even fed ya!
(10 days ago)
hi jg
(10 days ago)
Yes, you did, VT: ) Mwah! xx Hi, slider: ) xx
(9 days ago)
hugs JG
(9 days ago)
Sun, 21-Dec-14 3:43 AM (6 hours ago)
The operation was a success and I'm home safe and sound. Whodathunk that my biggest challenge would be going potty! Missed you all lots and lots! xxx
coldfish1, steelrat60, TexAngel, ryan801army, LOVEXXXPORN and 8 others like this
Sexy techie!!! Thank you! xoxo
(5 hours ago)
Chuck: ) xoxo
(5 hours ago)
Good to have you back JG you have been missed big time
(5 hours ago)
Glad to hear it went well!!! Hope they sent you home with some good drugs!!
(3 hours ago)
JG!!!!!! I've missed you loads and loads
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-14 3:58 PM (10 days ago)
ugh I cant comment on statuses((
But..but..but...the more people that like status, the more of a chance we have to get Kelly muted.
(10 days ago)
well, you should have said that in the first place
(10 days ago)
Was too lazy to read through all of this status, Mark so you better not have just got me to sign up for some pyramid scheme
(10 days ago)
Rip and Adam, if Kelly is muted us guys will seem so much more intelligentier.
(10 days ago)
I cant believe you Mark
(10 days ago)
Tue, 9-Dec-14 4:03 AM (12 days ago)
feeling extra pervy tonight
sounds like a good night
(12 days ago)
very good night!!
(12 days ago)
Hhhmmmm, welcum back tx? Was wondering y u were quiet lol!
(12 days ago)
ryan and smd were keeping me busy
(12 days ago)
Ooohhhh!!! Well damn!!
(12 days ago)
Sat, 13-Dec-14 6:17 PM (7 days ago)
I had a wonderful experience today serving in my community. my eyes have been watering up all day. if you're ever feeling sorry for yourself.. go serve. it wil help put things in perspective
avvad, txsweetie, curiousAdam, Kinky_Curves, olderman149 and 7 others like this
it was definitely an experience I will never forget and will be involved in every year. *feeling the Christmas spirit*
(7 days ago)
hi kelly ..your a champion love ,, i do it when i can
(7 days ago)
well said, kelly. serving does feel very good.
(7 days ago)
I have a continue to do it every day
(7 days ago)
I will have to blog about it. it was so much fun and so many people were involved.
(7 days ago)
Mon, 15-Dec-14 9:21 PM (5 days ago)
oh Mark!!! so good to see you in status! I have missed you!
always a pleasure to see Mark and/or Lacey. Hi there kellybean
(5 days ago)
Thanks for this. Gotta go see my little man's game now. Later.
(5 days ago)
is that a euphemism for having sex?
(5 days ago)
glad to see the NN funnyman back. lol
(5 days ago)
hiya sexy kelly xx
(5 days ago)
Mon, 8-Dec-14 12:54 PM (12 days ago)
There's something aboit having a real Christmas tree in my home that just makes me happy *feeling Christmassy* morning NN
awe I'm sorry tonhear that 50. things get better.
(12 days ago)
I'm ready to throw my tree out the door. Fucking thing fell over last night while we were sleeping. The stand broke.....
(12 days ago)
I smell a Griswold Christmas heading your way lol sorry to hear that!
(12 days ago)
I'm slowly turning into the Grinch!!!! By the way Kelly.........I love the new profile pic......absolutely stunning.
(12 days ago)
it swells as good as U beannnnnie xxxxxxxxxx
(12 days ago)
Tue, 16-Dec-14 10:09 PM (4 days ago)
Thanks everyone the sweater made the front page
Congrats Chuck
(4 days ago)
Yayyyy, congratulations...mwah xxx
(4 days ago)
If someone offers to buy you a Christmas sweater and asks for pics...on how many levels is that wrong?
(4 days ago)
lol Meistersinger
(4 days ago)
Your all great
(4 days ago)
Tue, 16-Dec-14 8:19 PM (4 days ago)
idk what has gotten into my husband but he brought home naan and sex! and went to pick up kids!
He knows Santa / the evil Elf on the Shelf are watching. Time to be good!
(4 days ago)
true. going for a more tradtional look? or fun and tacky? must be lulu. or he wanted sex. eother way I got naan lol
(4 days ago)
I don't know what got into your husband, but we know what got into you. ; )
(4 days ago)
^^that was sex implied right? im catching on
(4 days ago)
Yum naan bread
(4 days ago)
Sat, 13-Dec-14 7:28 PM (7 days ago)
Since I miss going on cam, I just might do a booby and a lil bit of booty cam sometime this weekend
Godfather10101, TinUK, cerberus_eng, spunky19, altec44 and 5 others like this
I'll get on cam naked and join U
(7 days ago)
Hope I'm online when you do.
(7 days ago)
I hope I can be on when you do
(7 days ago)
Going out for 1/2 hour...hope I don't miss it!!!!!
(6 days ago)
I need to set up mobile alerts for this......
(6 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-14 1:51 AM (11 days ago)
I am not normal. I don't want to be. I don't pretend to be. I am me.
Yes!
(11 days ago)
oh yeah, like you need another reason
(11 days ago)
Its a good sweater
(11 days ago)
here here well said Hi KC naked hugs and kisses good one
(11 days ago)
I'm actually abi normal
(11 days ago)
Tue, 9-Dec-14 6:02 PM (11 days ago)
i feel like if NN were a country, mark would be president lol
smd3576, cochecton, LuLusBakery, awesome2, 12gaugefan and 5 others like this
Oh I know it is woohoo Mark
(11 days ago)
we hav faster cars on the east coast WAY FAST
(11 days ago)
would have been funnier if I had said them instead... but until you said it I forgot about them
(11 days ago)
Oh, these aren't car, Myy. These are dudes dressed up like women and racing down 6th Steet in heels...drag races. Keep Austin Weird.
(11 days ago)
*cars
(11 days ago)
Mon, 8-Dec-14 6:02 AM (13 days ago)
masturbating to Kinky and hubs and squirting! What a good feeling!
glad I could help!
(13 days ago)
i'm stroking hard to kinky as well
(13 days ago)
wishing you were squrting on me.
(13 days ago)
I'm sure you do Naz!
(13 days ago)
great stuff....
(13 days ago)
Fri, 19-Dec-14 1:17 AM (2 days ago)
luving Mark and Lacey's new profile pic. They rock!
Chuck2225, steelrat60, Kinky_Curves, redvs4u, LOVEXXXPORN and 4 others like this
lmao^
(2 days ago)
little, like Midget Porn i get it
(2 days ago)
Speaking of midget porn, I gotta go hunt some down. See you guys later. Thanks again for the extreme kindness.
(2 days ago)
I know Mark and Lacey. We have a live in girl friend and do the dirty all the time. this would be a fantasy for guys, and it was. It gets old, but it is like we are all married to each other.
(2 days ago)
that video is awesome. very cool to see the love.
(2 days ago)
Wed, 17-Dec-14 8:45 PM (3 days ago)
I just finished writing a Broadway musical about the dictionary. It's the ultimate play on words.
Hello 12ga
(3 days ago)
afternoon to the Undis
(3 days ago)
I would love to know where you gals come up with this stuff lol
(3 days ago)
hiya sb .x there good arent they ..lol
(3 days ago)
How do you keep coming up with witty statuses
(3 days ago)
Tue, 16-Dec-14 10:25 PM (4 days ago)
Hick Chick has posted an absolutely classic and classy pic
thank you all the comments are sweet and heart felt
(4 days ago)
the water makes the photo, Hick Chick.
(4 days ago)
it is a very nice little bay on Kentucky Lake we love going in there at night on the poontoon boat and just hanging out in the summer
(4 days ago)
gorgeous!!
(4 days ago)
thank ya kindly jedi
(4 days ago)
Tue, 16-Dec-14 4:08 AM (5 days ago)
All I want for Christmas is a toe curling orgasim.
don't we all... I hope you do
(5 days ago)
Thats it? You're easy to please lol
(5 days ago)
Me too! Is there a sale somewhere.
(5 days ago)
I just viewed your pics, who is not doing the job? You are hot. you husband needs a testosterone shot. Dam.
(5 days ago)
Mon, 15-Dec-14 10:42 PM (5 days ago)
Thanks NN because of you I have lost 2kilos from of all the extra sex
likes that ^^^ comment
(5 days ago)
thanks
(5 days ago)
Well done!
(5 days ago)
Adam's comment makes me wanna like it. LOL. Congrats AKinky
(5 days ago)
Shit, must be why I keep putting on weight
(4 days ago)
Sun, 14-Dec-14 10:20 PM (6 days ago)
I'm back and smiling hello
hello ,M& D XXXXXXXXXXXX
(6 days ago)
Hello Lizzie xxoo.
(6 days ago)
Hello MitchandDaisy /0 xx
(6 days ago)
Myy forgive me for spelling your name wrong again. Hug and kotc
(6 days ago)
itsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx all good hugs
(6 days ago)
Sat, 13-Dec-14 4:27 PM (7 days ago)
Good Morning! I woke with my tits out! so by NN rules, Happy TOF
awesome2, iperverted, curiousAdam, Smashwell, spunky19 and 4 others like this
I know its late, but hi KC
(7 days ago)
hey, im the one a whole day behind apparently Hello smd
(7 days ago)
if i had boobies i would play with them all day *daydreaming*
(7 days ago)
between my own pair of tits and NN i get nothing done all day!
(7 days ago)
luckaly there is still.......the night!! *buahaha* evil laughter
(7 days ago)
Thu, 11-Dec-14 2:30 PM (9 days ago)
one of my favorite parts of my day has become drinking my coffee and blogging here. reading everyones thoughts and randomness fills my day with joy
awe undi! lmao thats too funny!
(9 days ago)
TY, Glad I could make you smile
(9 days ago)
I need to blog about when the fire department came to my house right after thanksgiving. *facepalm*
(9 days ago)
lol. Please do
(9 days ago)
Hello kelly xxoo
(9 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-14 11:43 PM (10 days ago)
I'm extremely confused. It appears that people I respect and like are disrespecting each other. I'm out...peace friends, literally.
Time roles on
(7 days ago)
its all good
(7 days ago)
Life goes on, Yeah its all good.
(7 days ago)
HE WILL BE BACK PEOPLS FIGHTING IN STATUS
(7 days ago)
That fucker, I am going to find him and kick his smart ass
(7 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-14 2:42 AM (11 days ago)
if you think a status is about you, you have a guilty conscience
MadAandJ, JZ5150, smd3576, BuxomXhunter, MarkandLacey and 4 others like this
Hola jg! Xxxxx
(11 days ago)
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything
(11 days ago)
Hola, guapo: )
(11 days ago)
*takes said wallet and heads to Diamonds . not everyone KC. shhhhh
(11 days ago)
MY BAD!
(11 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-14 2:00 AM (11 days ago)
autocorrect just changed "squirter" to "squirrel" and this sexting just got a whole lot freakier!
I was soooo embarrassed. It never crossed my mind that they would think that. Back here, you "mess" with a mans dog, you gonna get shot.
(11 days ago)
omgosh! they were serious! still so freakin funny
(11 days ago)
sometimes auto correct looks at your word, winks and says, try this!
(11 days ago)
I know. autocorrect is my worst enema
(11 days ago)
There u go with the ass again kb lol!
(11 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-14 12:53 AM (11 days ago)
WooooHoo!!! Got my new toy in the mail today!!! A jeweled butt plug!!! Play time!!
no pics of it yet..... for shame
(10 days ago)
lmao! Rock...I'm kinda scared to put it in!!
(10 days ago)
lol mad you have a scary butt plugg..lol ,,, sorry ,,x
(10 days ago)
Ok....that's so not true! Just haven't had time by myself!
(10 days ago)
(10 days ago)
Tue, 9-Dec-14 2:35 AM (12 days ago)
Some sex is so much better than no sex. You heard it here first, peeps. xxx
Chuck2225, BuxomXhunter, MadAandJ, sierraMist, txsweetie and 4 others like this
We met on a dating site, Kiwi. Keep trying, sweetie: ) xxx
(12 days ago)
It's all good, some is better!
(11 days ago)
Sex is like pizza - even when it's bad it's still pretty good!
(11 days ago)
Some might say that, but I'm too picky about pizza and bad sex just makes me sad. Oops, there I go telling the truth again: p lol
(11 days ago)
I guess Mick and I are lucky, we make sure to give each other what we need and like, Pizza? as long as it has pepperoni I am good
(11 days ago)
Sun, 7-Dec-14 11:07 PM (13 days ago)
Hubby has FINALLY joined NN, only took a few years!!! cant wait to take his picture for once!
drooling!
(13 days ago)
what are you drooling about chronic?
(13 days ago)
not you, brat, don't worry
(13 days ago)
(13 days ago)
I am not worried, no body drools over me. I am used to it.
(13 days ago)
Sun, 21-Dec-14 3:41 AM (6 hours ago)
Someone wants me to wave hello to everyone for her.... So, hello from redvs4u!
Im not a grammar nazi but Ull looked kinda funny...
(4 hours ago)
Spelling, not grammar! It's okay
(4 hours ago)
dont complicate things ,, needs lol
(4 hours ago)
The word grammar is derived from the greek meaning "art of letters"
(4 hours ago)
Now you're trying to get all edumacted on us?
(4 hours ago)
Sat, 20-Dec-14 6:47 AM (1 day ago)
I want to play on cam I just shaved my tight pussy
shamrock_6VI, IllinoisCock26, super4, synchisback, jake8 and 3 others like this
ok
(1 day ago)
would love to see
(1 day ago)
Sounds amazing
(1 day ago)
Please do!
(1 day ago)
Pm me then, I will join you x
(1 day ago)
Sat, 20-Dec-14 2:50 AM (1 day ago)
And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways, maybe just the touch of a hand. Well, me, I fall in love with you every single day...
steelrat60, myylife, gatorguy82, LuLusBakery, TexAngel and 3 others like this
Annoy away!!! Lol! Watching american pickers while chatting u guys up!
(1 day ago)
I dont u can be annoying MG
(1 day ago)
Sorry Miele - I have no idea how
(1 day ago)
Oh, I can, Shy...lol. Kiwi, Ed Sheeran might know...he wrote the song
(1 day ago)
If u sing while on his lap, i bet he wont be annoyed....lol!
(1 day ago)
Fri, 19-Dec-14 10:13 PM (1 day ago)
I love Christmas. I get to dress in glitter and no one thinks I'm a stripper
lol both?
(1 day ago)
Just being me seb
(1 day ago)
Kb can be a nekie disco ball!!
(1 day ago)
Hey Kelly...can I still think of you as a stripper? It goes well with some of my fantasies...
(1 day ago)
hiya kelly ..x
(1 day ago)
Fri, 19-Dec-14 3:06 PM (1 day ago)
Happy Friday y'all
*curtsies at Undi* xoxo
(1 day ago)
Howdy ML!
(1 day ago)
Hi VT xoxo
(1 day ago)
Happy Friday Lizzie xoxo
(1 day ago)
It is a happy Friday
(1 day ago)
Fri, 19-Dec-14 1:16 PM (1 day ago)
Going to be a crazy day, but everyday is a crazy day around here. Enjoy life you only live once
HOW ARE UUUUUUUUUUUUU
(1 day ago)
hav a good day Adam,
(1 day ago)
you too, myy
(1 day ago)
tu
(1 day ago)
Speaking of elevator Adam the pic in the elevator may or may not of had one, oh well.
(1 day ago)
Fri, 19-Dec-14 12:50 AM (2 days ago)
Please like this status if you would like.
I like it like it like it like that....
(2 days ago)
well as I can't love it, I'll have to settle for a like ....
(2 days ago)
and on that note, it's turn in time for this ole broad ...... g'nite chaps and chapesses
(2 days ago)
Sweet dreams Dubbs xox
(2 days ago)
nite dubble
(2 days ago)
Thu, 18-Dec-14 2:59 AM (3 days ago)
there is no such thing as too much kindness & live....or cupcakes & screwing
I'll take some cupcakes and screwing please lol
(3 days ago)
Tx, this is why I have to bake at home now. I sure miss that bakery
(3 days ago)
cupcakes and screwing? bit messy, fan. crumbs and icing everywhere
(3 days ago)
live & learn Steel
(3 days ago)
I like messy
(3 days ago)
Tue, 16-Dec-14 9:27 PM (4 days ago)
Congrats sexyeyesblondie1 for not being on the front page
yes but I really, really liked it
(4 days ago)
You're supposed to really really really like it
(4 days ago)
(4 days ago)
I wish I could help like this status
(4 days ago)
Six now
(4 days ago)
Tue, 16-Dec-14 11:24 AM (4 days ago)
Got bought a gorgeous bra today that is probably no doubt the most expensive single piece of lingerie I've ever had the privilege to own. Pics I guess are called for soon to model for ya all x
lynskey, stealth69, gr8s3x, redbike32, voyeur6569 and 3 others like this
xxx
(4 days ago)
can't wait to see
(4 days ago)
pretty sure she would like matching panties now, redbike?
(4 days ago)
Howdy...will be looking for those pics
(4 days ago)
ha, lynskey, as fun as panties are, i'd prob rather see tied without any panties on
(4 days ago)
Mon, 15-Dec-14 9:27 PM (5 days ago)
Ya should be able to like comments within a status....... Just sayin
That's so cheap. Thanks Mark
(5 days ago)
Yeah... We should so be able to do that!
(5 days ago)
where is Chuck weighing in on this?
(5 days ago)
He's still here somewhere. We're chatting
(5 days ago)
Is this the same as being able to like your own status??
(5 days ago)
Mon, 15-Dec-14 7:41 PM (5 days ago)
He said I'm like icing on the cock: ) Morning/afternoon/evening, peeps. xxx
Outta here. Laters, all. xxx
(5 days ago)
but can you have your cock and eat it too
(5 days ago)
Hey JG sorry I missed you, must be your getting some cake to go with the cock you're icing
(5 days ago)
hi jersey xoxoxo
(5 days ago)
hi BGF love you gurl have a good day
(5 days ago)
Sun, 14-Dec-14 9:33 PM (6 days ago)
<---- is having a wonderful weekend howdy all! how are you doing?
Have had a Great one here
(6 days ago)
glad to hear hin
(6 days ago)
Hi kelly, my weekend has been awesome so far
(6 days ago)
there must be something in the NN water good to hear my friend.
(6 days ago)
Me too!! Saw friends for lunch yesterday and trimmed the tree with kids today and now baking for a cookie exchange!
(6 days ago)
Thu, 11-Dec-14 8:08 PM (9 days ago)
Here is my daily dose of useless information: With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.
Hondavtrsp1, Chuck2225, Anabolic9, kellybean1983, jt2587 and 3 others like this
does NOT want to clean that mess up
(9 days ago)
your mouth can be the target
(9 days ago)
WOW
(9 days ago)
that needs to be done on cam
(9 days ago)
ok ok, but like max 10 guys!
(9 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-14 11:44 PM (10 days ago)
UPDATE we will be empty nesters for a few more days they got her furnace in. So going to charge the cameras after all. BIG BIG SMILE is back
curiousAdam, coldfish1, KiwiPic, LuLusBakery, 12gaugefan and 3 others like this
hugs and kisses for you mrs
(10 days ago)
hugs and kisses to you naz
(10 days ago)
Hmmmmm something missing............ It's undie. His mom called for his help ( when your mom calls you go)
(10 days ago)
thanks sexy
(10 days ago)
Yay!
(10 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-14 1:21 AM (11 days ago)
I'm cute, I'm cute, she said I'm cute
Jubbley, MarkandLacey, indaeye, LOVEXXXPORN, Chuck2225 and 3 others like this
I have this argument about die hard all the time and I always win
(11 days ago)
Kind of like the Leafs beating the Canucks on sat night hey Poker
(11 days ago)
be careful 2...you my be sleeping in the doghouse tonight..lol.
(11 days ago)
he has to have sex with me first, then he can sleep there
(11 days ago)
(11 days ago)
Tue, 9-Dec-14 4:37 AM (12 days ago)
Cat napped for an hour and now I'm up! Time to perv....
Jolt and streamy?? lol stupid phone!!
(12 days ago)
i sugest if your goin to perv love ignore mine i dont want to put you back to sleep ..lol x
(12 days ago)
Y'all keep making me laugh I'm not going to be able to go back to sleep.
(12 days ago)
Laugh? Was trying to make u moan.....damn, i gotta work on my game!
(12 days ago)
That sounds like a genius idea!!!!
(12 days ago)
Mon, 8-Dec-14 9:59 PM (12 days ago)
Did someone say evil bastard mod?
I wasn't even here and people were talking about me? Wait..... that's not a good ting
(12 days ago)
Adam! How dare you delete pics that were stolen from someone else! For shame!
(12 days ago)
Read up in the status, Pebbles....I was talking about you.
(12 days ago)
<== is so vain I think Adam's status is all about me
(12 days ago)
I gave you your own category...guys, ladies and Pebbles. bhahaha
(12 days ago)
Mon, 8-Dec-14 7:39 PM (12 days ago)
taking pictures of my butt
Nice! Spread those cheeks!
(12 days ago)
So very fine.....a whole album of these is called for....
(12 days ago)
   
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