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Sun, 7-Dec-25 4:32 AM (4 days ago)
Rally call.. Wendy needs a few hugs.. will you answer the call to Arms?? 
Mon, 1-Dec-25 8:27 PM (9 days ago)
Walks in,looks around....hmmmm looks like a bunch of men have been wanking in the lurkers corner,everything is sticky.....
*stays clear of the corner...and the couch!* Hi Adele 👋
(9 days ago)
Brings a mop and a bucket of disinfectant*
(9 days ago)
Far too long if I'm honest! 😬
Mon, 1-Dec-25 3:57 PM (9 days ago)
I've been divorced 30 years today. Would have been my pearl anniversary. I would prefer a pearl necklace. 🤣
If it does, will it join and post photos? Is "fucking right off" even a category? I hope all gets better, sooner.
(7 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
25 has been great. NN happened. From a total of 10-12 dudes who had seen me nude, it’s in 2025, that number has gone up by a few thou
(7 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Tue, 2-Dec-25 3:06 AM (9 days ago)
There are approximately 3 bazillion names for penis's. Todays fave is "cum cannon"
Hey Kimmie! Good to see you 
All is well here. I hope the same for you!
All is well here. I hope the same for you!
(4 days ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
Mon, 1-Dec-25 8:33 AM (10 days ago)
Counting today I officially have 23 days left as a full time employee. Taking the last week of the month off, then come back Jan 3 as a part timer.
Best wishes mr S. I would love to be part time!
(10 days ago)
Sounds like a solid plan Smitty xxxxxxxxxx retirement found me in 2020 and its driving me nuts but it has given me the ability to stop and think about my next step.
xxxxxxxxxx retirement found me in 2020 and its driving me nuts but it has given me the ability to stop and think about my next step.
(10 days ago)
That’s awesome! I’m hoping to hit the Powerball and get instant retirement lol
(9 days ago)
Sat, 6-Dec-25 8:09 AM (5 days ago)
I just accidentally hit a truck loaded with electric guitars. Luckily, it was just a fender bender.
if you broke a limb you couls use a strato cast
(5 days ago)
Thank god the guitars were unhurt.
(4 days ago)
Sun, 30-Nov-25 5:53 PM (10 days ago)
I have a few hrs of the Beatles lined up for tunes. Getting a half a ham ready for the oven along with some mashed taters, corn & biscuits. She's naked, her nipples are hard & I have a cold beer! 🍻
"I don't know, I'll have to check out some other beers so I can compare." Words that Smitts never said, of course it's Mrs. Smitts!
(10 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
No worries. She chuckled and said everyone likes ham. 🤤
(10 days ago)
^^^^Everyone likes Mrs Smitts. Fixed it for you.
(9 days ago)
Sun, 30-Nov-25 2:33 AM (11 days ago)
Putting the Christmas tree up is much easier if you never took it down after the previous Christmas. Plug in the lights and done 
We have a Christmas palm tree that's pre-decorated
(10 days ago)
Trying to sell mine.. It doesn't fit after I got a bigger sofa.
(10 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
My xmas tree is a live one out front. So until it gets too big then it will have to be cut down. Currently about 5½ ft
(10 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
We put our big one up, haven't decorated it yet. Our oldest's tree is up in his room and decorated.
(10 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Tue, 9-Dec-25 12:46 AM (2 days ago)
FFS! Just pulled a muscle in my calf...simply walkin up the flat, paved driveway. 
#geezer
#geezer
Sun, 7-Dec-25 8:55 AM (4 days ago)
I have the "I'd rather be in bed rubbing her ass instead of leaving for work" blues. Sundays should be all about rubbing and not work, lol. Have a good one y'all!
That's 'The rub of the green" ...green...geddit? Have a good one, Smitts; )
(4 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Everybody needs a little good luck charm A little gris-gris keeps you safe from harm Rub yours on me and I'll rub mine on you Luckiest couple on the avenue
(3 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Sat, 6-Dec-25 7:34 PM (4 days ago)
Just booked 4 days in the Keys for her Birthday. Our last night there will be NYE. Can’t wait! 🤿
So far we have a glass bottom boat/sunset tour booked, and looking into a half day fishing charter, and a snorkeling thing with an air line. Might hit a Skunk Ape place on the way home.
(4 days ago)
Thank you Hon, this is overdue. We've been watching YouTube vids all day of the area we are staying at and places we want to see.
(4 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Side note, we had Cornish hens tonight with rice & sausage dressing. I used a honey wheat bread for the dressing this time. I noticed the change, not sure if she did.
(4 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Wed, 3-Dec-25 9:38 PM (7 days ago)
Jupiter is very bright in the sky tonight as well.
(6 days ago)
It was overcast and the sun had set in a blaze of orange and pink up into the cloud cover. It soon became dark and I didn't have enough ilght wiith me and I headed home while watching the moon
(6 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
glow through the cloudy haze. It was truly amazing but to dark to capture so I watched as I climbed back up the hill to my street. Beautiful moon.
(6 days ago)
Fri, 5-Dec-25 8:20 AM (6 days ago)
My girlfriend is leaving me after I accidentally broke her spectacles. She said she can’t see me anymore.
You will be just a blur in my mind soon emu na I'm just joking
(6 days ago)
If only she could see your vision for the future
(5 days ago)
Buy her a new pair Emu, and give her a padle on the bum, she'll soon see the error of her ways... 
(5 days ago)
Are you going to keep in contact(s) : P
(5 days ago)
Sun, 30-Nov-25 12:41 AM (11 days ago)
People who actually interact with my Status: I hope you find a $100 right next to a taco truck.
Are we talking about USD or Monopoly money?
(11 days ago)
Well TC, one day, when I retire, I'll swing by and pick you up and we can go check out all the concert halls... Places like that, usually intrigue me the most because all of history behind them......
(12 days ago)
a lot of the European concert halls are built to a similar design. IE rectangular with an organ loft behind and above the orchestral stage, the history they have seen is incredible
(12 days ago)
though some proponents suggest it was changed to create "unharmonious" or mind-controlling music.
(12 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
And what is the correct assumption? Why didn't they just leave it alone, or did everyone simply do their own thing? Why this demand for standardization?
(12 days ago)
Sat, 6-Dec-25 11:46 AM (4 days ago)
I have just not finally posted a full frontal nude picture, please vote and comment on it while it's there 😊
Wed, 3-Dec-25 12:26 PM (7 days ago)
If you've cum to my pics you're my boyfriend and I expect a Christmas 🎁 present🤣
By your popularity, you’d be flooded by presents at that criteria Sash
(7 days ago)
oh you are going to be inundated with gifts SashaDoll, where do I send mine? LOL
(7 days ago)
Fri, 28-Nov-25 12:50 AM (13 days ago)
I just asked the walmart girl which aisle the nuts were on. She said "Pretty much every aisle.".
Super Wal-marts and the Thanksgiving rush yesterday was an absolute nightmare, all I wanted was clay pigeons........
(13 days ago)
Thu, 27-Nov-25 1:41 PM (13 days ago)
Might wrap myself as a present this year and just lay under the tree for the boyfriend to find on xmas morning
*has plenty of room under our tree, just sayin....🤞🏼
(13 days ago)
Well have trees, just saying.
(13 days ago)
Sun, 7-Dec-25 6:08 PM (3 days ago)
Sunday December 7, 1941. USS West Virginia, Battleship Row, Pearl.
its valiant crew, led by Captain Mervyn Bennion, fought fires and attempted damage control, but 106 men were lost, with the ship later salvaged and returned to service after extensive repairs.
(3 days ago)
Fri, 5-Dec-25 8:36 PM (5 days ago)
getting closer to 🎁🎄 Xmas i still do headers/banner for profiles HMU
Thu, 4-Dec-25 1:09 AM (7 days ago)
"You'll be doing alright ..With your christmas of white.. But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas"
I seen Elvis at Super Wal-marts last weekend.......
(7 days ago)
But there's a pretty little thing Waiting for The King Down in the Jungle Room When I was walking in Memphis I was walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale Walking in Memphis
(7 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Wed, 3-Dec-25 2:00 PM (7 days ago)
In the news: Raccoon broke into liquor store and went on 'full-blown rampage' before passing out drunk.
Thu, 11-Dec-25 2:14 AM (9 hours ago)
Sitting in the dark, sipping a beer, admiring my Christmas tree on this snowy day
Can you not just take the batteries out and use them for something else?
(9 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Tue, 9-Dec-25 2:23 AM (2 days ago)
Going to be a snowy few days. I am making chili. Do not mistake the habanaro for a tomato
It was actually sunny and warm in Kamloops. I lived in that snow half my life. It can be fun
(2 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Snow never stays here...had a big snowfall once and in 2 days it was like it never happened...I don't snow...would be nice if it didn't come til I had my air cast off...hi juicy
(2 days ago)
I will be tired of snow mid Feb.
(2 days ago)
Snow and a cast is never fun. I had to make a toe warmer when I broke my ankle.
(2 days ago)
Fri, 5-Dec-25 7:14 PM (5 days ago)
I'm not a fan of accounts that send me friend request and only have a gallery full of women pics,anyone else. That's why I decline them.
three reasons to decline, only pics of women, no communication, or only dick/ass shots
(5 days ago)
Tue, 2-Dec-25 10:16 PM (8 days ago)
tree is up finally, bourbon is poured.. now time to decorate hope all you sexy pervs and pervettes are doing well this week
Tell us about the bourbon.
(8 days ago)
Travelers .. it's made by the company that does Buffalo Trace.. it's pretty smooth .. a little sweeter than most I like but overall pretty tasty
(7 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
My sister & her husband have worked in several different distilleries
(7 days ago)
Walk by my house and take the picture for me.... hurry, before I wipe out!
(11 days ago)
Fri, 28-Nov-25 5:24 AM (13 days ago)
More than a 1000 views on one of my pics. That's never happened before
I always thought if I keep tapping it would count captain lol
(13 days ago)
999 was you? 😜😜 Snark
(12 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-25 8:15 AM (1 day ago)
I needed to make a ballet costume and didn’t know where to start. Then I put tu and tu together.
Tue, 9-Dec-25 2:14 PM (1 day ago)
What do you call a Christmas Tree that knows Kung Fu? Spruce Lee.
I don’t geddd ….. oh hang on. Yeah. lol.
(1 day ago)
Mon, 8-Dec-25 12:29 PM (2 days ago)
Woke up from a super sexy dream all hot and bothered. Gonna vibe one out while watching you beautiful people fuck!!!
The new and improved "bored and horny"
(2 days ago)
Fri, 5-Dec-25 4:42 PM (5 days ago)
And guess what?? I am off to the sunshine, hopefully, in Gran Canaria on Monday. Usual resort, and looking forward to all that sand sun and sexy bodies!! xx
Tue, 2-Dec-25 10:26 PM (8 days ago)
Croque lardon, red wine, and my show by candle light . Have a good night everyone😊
Tue, 2-Dec-25 8:20 AM (9 days ago)
I applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn’t have the right experience. Never mined.
Sat, 29-Nov-25 4:21 PM (11 days ago)
I'll never understand pics of dirty feet and disgusting fingernails 🤮
I get up , I shower, I go out, I come back, i wash my hands, repeat , never not wash my hands before cooking even if been in all day, basic hygiene
(11 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Chelsea, I can't imagine what that house smells or looks like.
(11 days ago)
I dread to think , how many times in a day, my hands get washed.
(11 days ago)
All the online shopping sites with full manicure and nail kits for under $20 there's no excuse, I have 3 of em and use them quickly after a shower. a few Mani-pedi's a year as well coz YUM 
(11 days ago)
I still like the song, I like Udo's voice, but he's just megalomaniacal.
(1 day ago)
BreastMan(_Y_) likes this
Yes, this week at work has been nothing but balls to the wall!!!
(1 day ago)
TC, I didn't know where that saying originated from. Learned something new.... And yep quiet, I'm on the west side of Midwest, very common saying around here....
(1 day ago)
Mon, 8-Dec-25 11:34 AM (3 days ago)
Hi everyone I'm back at last xx thank you for all your messages and comments over the last couple of months xx I will try and answer all my messages ASAP xx
Fri, 5-Dec-25 3:30 PM (5 days ago)
Toasters with touch screens. Does anyone actually need to be that digitally pretentious?
Fridge always sends me a message when she leaves the door open.
(5 days ago)
No , but I do like that I can start the climate settings in my new car from my phone. This way in winter as soon as I get out of the surf my car starts warming the seat and the cabin.
(5 days ago)
I said something similar to my microwave and he/she/they agreed
(5 days ago)
Mon, 1-Dec-25 6:24 PM (9 days ago)
I measured myself for a bra. I am a D/DD cup like most of you have been telling me🤣
I used to be a DD ...lost a lot of weight and that is unfortunately where it came off...yours are quite lovely...hey Sasha : )
(9 days ago)
Same AGR😪 Yours are hot and award winning babe😍
(9 days ago)
Yes @Randall you're def bigger. I think we associate D+ cups with porn stars and implants.
(9 days ago)
Randal7476 likes this
Mon, 1-Dec-25 8:33 AM (10 days ago)
I was wondering what soap I should use to clean my pet dolphin. Then I realised an all porpoise cleaner was the best.
Mon, 1-Dec-25 2:30 AM (10 days ago)
Got your advent calendars ready? Tomorrow it becomes acceptable to have chocolate before breakfast
Sat, 29-Nov-25 9:29 PM (11 days ago)
omg can't wait for cyber monday.. can't wait for all the cybering im gonna do
Deep Purple used to go space trucking. Get inFb, we goin' cybertrucking📐🤖🛻.
(11 days ago)
A cybertruck is a contraceptive tho!
(11 days ago)
Fri, 28-Nov-25 11:27 PM (12 days ago)
When people talk themselves down despite real nnuders saying they are hot, feels like you dont count, so whats the point voting or even commenting.... just saying...
Arti, your likes and comments have always counted and make me feel good. Thank you.
(12 days ago)
Arti, your contributions to this site are invaluable. That’s the point!
(12 days ago)
Fri, 28-Nov-25 9:24 PM (12 days ago)
Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch A Muppet Christmas Carol
Wow that is insane lol. He'd get in trouble over here... and it is funny because the a huge part of the Faux King's voter base are evangelicals... and he does not aline at all with their values but
(11 days ago)
ICE and the FBI are having a field day with my browsing history now
(11 days ago)