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johnnyel's Recent Statuses
Thu, 7-Mar-24 10:14 PM (20 days ago)
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I believe my membership expires Friday so I'll be limited until I renew, should've done it months ago when they had better deals. Well you snooze you lose. Thanks everyone I'll you. 🙋
owbiglineman and smitten4u like this
Deals are offered often. The one I always go for is 3 years for the price of one plus some nudles.
(20 days ago)
Deals are offered 90% of the time you log in. I got a 3 year on my most recent renewal.
(20 days ago)
When mine first expired I received one for 66%,off wait for that...I just used my left over nudles as I didn't want to upgrade for that length of time.
(20 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Thu, 15-Feb-24 11:45 PM (41 days ago)
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I should could use a nice juicy wet taco right now !!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
G, you naughty boy!
(41 days ago)
johnnyel likes this
I know what I like buddy 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
(41 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Tacos de Birria are pretty juicy. Or maybe Barbacoa, Al pastor, carne asada..?
(41 days ago)
Don't forget lengua, ksaint.
(41 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Wed, 14-Feb-24 6:30 PM (43 days ago)
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Happy Valentine's Day all you sexxxy ladies !!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
smitten4u likes this
Sat, 3-Feb-24 9:32 PM (54 days ago)
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Thank you ladies for giving me strength to go outside to cool down 🙌😘😝
MitchandDaisy and SashaDoll like this
Gettin' hot under the collar, G? tongue
(54 days ago)
Mon, 11-Dec-23 11:05 PM (107 days ago)
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What a day to many people in town. Most of all wish I could cummmmmmm likre I use to, not to have any kids though. 🙌
Sat, 21-Oct-23 8:39 PM (159 days ago)
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I really miss those days when I was young dumb and full of cum 😀
Wed, 18-Oct-23 7:48 PM (162 days ago)
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Well right or wrong I just got another Covid-19 booster. On another note how many females like their nipples kissed, sucked, licked just wondering 💋
Sat, 2-Sep-23 2:06 PM (208 days ago)
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Last night before dinner my wife said she was going outside to squirt , my reply was can i watch she had to think about then she said the FLOWERS with a hose 😂😂😂😂
smitten4u and tugking70 like this
Did you follow her with your hose??? (flowers could be code...🤔wink
(208 days ago)
tugking70 and johnnyel like this
smitten4u dang I didn't even think, I was making the dinner salads at the time boy am I dumb. 😂
(208 days ago)
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Wed, 2-Aug-23 1:50 AM (239 days ago)
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Looking for juicy pussy to lick mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!! 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Is that for delivery or carry out?
(239 days ago)
johnnyel and Artistic like this
At my age i'll take what i can get sort of 😂😂😂😂😂
(239 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Mine mite be available….
(212 days ago)
Mon, 31-Jul-23 11:23 PM (240 days ago)
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I'm great flashback to Andrea and all the times she'd ride my mustache and cover me with her sweet cummmmmmmmmmmmm. 😝🙌ummmmmmm
Mon, 31-Jul-23 5:10 AM (241 days ago)
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i was just watching Star Trek and thinking how i'd love to lick Marina Sirtris to orgasm then that led to Jerry Ryan couple of hotties make a great threesome . 🙌😝😝😝😝😘😘😘😘🙌🙌😝😝😝😝
smitten4u likes this
I’ll take Yeoman Rand from the original series.
(241 days ago)
johnnyel and smitten4u like this
Dang totally forgot about her YESssssssss🙌
(239 days ago)
Terry Farrell *_*
(239 days ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
I'm sure (Mr) Dax "old Man" would be wondering now....
(239 days ago)
Terry Farrell oh hell yeah!
(239 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Mon, 20-Feb-23 9:19 PM (1 year ago)
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I almost made it 2 weeks without tequila but at least I feel pain free, until it wears off. 😀
smitten4u likes this
Vicious circle bro
(1 year ago)
Sat, 28-Jan-23 10:52 PM (1 year ago)
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Mmmmmmmm just finished lunch clamdiver2002 is so yummmmmmmy always leaves me wanting more. 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Sat, 28-Jan-23 8:55 PM (1 year ago)
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Well I've got money in my pocket time to head to the Harley, probabaly won't find what I want but coffee is free. 🙌
Mon, 23-Jan-23 9:49 PM (1 year ago)
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I just saw a clit pic of Sexyuk1 lucky fella who gets to lick and her clit to orgasmmmmmmm !!!! 😝😝😝😝
mr average 62 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Yes she does have a sexy lickable pussy and clit fore sure!
(1 year ago)
johnnyel likes this
Yes i saw that one as well really made my mouth water it had my tongue hanging out
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
Mon, 2-May-22 9:07 PM (1 year ago)
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I'll try this again before being interrupted cleaned our cpap machines gave the cat her worm meds, showered, downed 4 shots of tequia for pain and then needed to perv to ease my pain 😎
drink more tequila and you'll see 2 of all you perv...win win ;p
(1 year ago)
Mon, 2-May-22 9:01 PM (1 year ago)
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Boring so far cleaned our cpap machines , g
Yeah. Not much erotic there huh?
(1 year ago)
Tue, 12-Apr-22 7:51 PM (1 year ago)
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I'm off to the post office to send Easter Baskets to my kids 😀
MissAshlee, hunginsc and smitten4u like this
i agree with her grin
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
I still love jelly beans .....
(1 year ago)
Black jellybeans are the best
(1 year ago)
ohmy
(1 year ago)
we are celebrating beerster...decorate beer cans and hide them in the yard
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and spunky4u like this
Thu, 17-Mar-22 9:08 PM (2 years ago)
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Time to kiss the Blarney Stone girls so how about some 69 😘😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Mon, 7-Mar-22 12:58 AM (2 years ago)
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I'm soooooo hungry for wet juicy pussy 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
MissAshlee likes this
good to see you PA smile
(2 years ago)
PApda and johnnyel like this
Hey sexy lady heart
(2 years ago)
MissAshlee and johnnyel like this
is it explain somewhere why hijacking is so good?
(2 years ago)
MissAshlee and johnnyel like this
Hijacking is fun...that is all.
(2 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
juicy tacos? grin
(2 years ago)
Tue, 15-Feb-22 12:08 AM (2 years ago)
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Happy Valentines Day all you sexy people 🙌
Happy Valentine's Day, Johnny!
(2 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Back at ya!
(2 years ago)
Fri, 28-Jan-22 12:31 AM (2 years ago)
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Nothing sweeter than licking pussy to orgasmssssss mmmmmmm 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Hmmm, IDK, cake is pretty sweet
(2 years ago)
cake is def sweeter
(2 years ago)
ksaint likes this
Cake with ice cream topped with caramel sauce. Mmmmm, that's good eatin'!!!
(2 years ago)
happyhumper69 and Artistic like this
Stop licking my cat 🐈‍⬛ he does it already
(2 years ago)
Artistic likes this
I'll drink to that wink
(2 years ago)
Sat, 15-Jan-22 10:38 PM (2 years ago)
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I think next visit to my urologist I'll ask how come I don't have any jizz since he asked me how my erctions were 😀
Wed, 8-Dec-21 9:18 PM (2 years ago)
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I don't understand why if there are so many photos why I can only see 3 pages 😠
on the main page at the upper left there is the word Browse and a drop down of the pics you want to see
(2 years ago)
johnnyel likes this
you are watching posted today
(2 years ago)
splitlick, johnnyel and PApda like this
Thanks I'll give it a try 😀
(2 years ago)
HinArtis
(2 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Mon, 25-Oct-21 7:24 PM (2 years ago)
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So what is going on? No pictures unless you give more info ? 😕
Apparently our credit card overlords want some ID. New rules across many porn sites. If you never believed in conspiracy theories and money-lenders…turns out they do control everything!
(2 years ago)
Pretty much yes
(2 years ago)
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