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Thu, 18-Apr-24 2:32 PM (10 hours ago)
Mrs RC and I were in ALDI today and saw a lady we had 3 or 4 3somes with way back in 2008/9. Not seen her since then.
McPhallus likes this
Wed, 17-Apr-24 7:04 AM (1 day ago)
This is a great day in history. First login to NN on our new computer. Boobs look even better!
twice as much!
Tue, 9-Apr-24 1:52 PM (9 days ago)
Boob jobs. 1 in 100 looks natural. The other 99 look like that belong in one of those 1800's travelling freak shows. They just ain't sexy at all.
So sad that many feel the need to mess with when there is no need...
(9 days ago)
Thu, 4-Apr-24 3:42 AM (14 days ago)
Showing face on NN: I don't think anyone at all has been recognised in public by another NN member.
A woman at work that I find really hot knows exactly who I am on nn. I'm thinking of getting it on with her later today...
(13 days ago)
...but it's ok, she's married to me. 
(13 days ago)
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:47 PM (19 days ago)
We need to kick out new status people because they're idiots and keep it to our clique of sane, rational and sexy friends
glatstar likes this
but not in a gay way, but i still want touch u deek.
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:29 AM (19 days ago)
Was he crucified? Was he done in by the lawman? Are you satisfied that he'll never ride again? Some people say he got away; they say he never died at all If that story's true, does it bother you, my f
We all did what we could do, Now it does not bother me, Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth
(19 days ago)
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Sat, 30-Mar-24 6:36 AM (19 days ago)
Ugh 😖 there a guy who thinks I'm his best friend, but I'm really not. He's going to ring in 5 mins. Aarrghhh. I hate phone calls
smitten4u likes this
dont your phone have personalized ringtones,,,love that feature
(19 days ago)
teach ya mum to be like my old maw, to fukn stingy to spend a mobile fone call charge 
(19 days ago)
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Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:57 PM (25 days ago)
Happy birthday to Mrs RC. Please help her celebrate by having big world wide parties for her. 🎉🎉🎉♥️🌹🎂🍻🥂🍾🍺
Thu, 21-Mar-24 8:22 AM (28 days ago)
Just ordered 3 pizzas. Forgot to update my address. Pizzas now being delivered to an AirBnB in Noble Park, Victoria. 800 km away!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I worked in a tab once, quite often, big winners would give a 'bonus' back to you, just for doing your job quick so they got their bets on in time
(26 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Yeah. Mrs RC gets some tips from people playing the pokies but they pool it all together to share with the pubs staff at Xmas.
(26 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
I remembered her among many other good friends that left long ago... She surely was kind and hot too, miss them all...
(29 days ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Maybe its just my lazy brain enjoying skipping a seconds work 😂
(34 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Rarely ever a lot of comments, so I'm good 
(34 days ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-24 8:48 PM (36 days ago)
Free coffee from Melissa at OTR this morning. Thanks you sexy.
SpiritWolf68 likes this
AND .... camels milk ? GEDFUCKED!!!!
(36 days ago)
Fri, 8-Mar-24 11:33 PM (41 days ago)
43c forecast for today. Going to put a jacket on and turn up the heater. Ugh 🥴🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Ok well that sucks your temp is the same as mine but mine is F
(40 days ago)
Fri, 8-Mar-24 12:19 PM (41 days ago)
Shaq, I'm in bed on my mobile phone and NN had fucked up again so I can't reply to your porno topic. It's a good topic though.
Doesn't that only happen on just the actual mobile part,I've never had an issue with desktop, there are many reasons I avoid using mobile,the fact that so many complain about this issue is the main on
(41 days ago)
Hi trc 
(41 days ago)
That shouldn't happen on desktop, that's crazy
(41 days ago)
Thu, 7-Mar-24 1:03 PM (42 days ago)
Feeling down? Always remember: when the butterfly turns into the ugly frog, the prince goes for a beer.
I've had that before it's just irritating lol
(43 days ago)
means you have lots of chatty friends lol mine is often there as a few of mine chat alot ... ^^ adele is one lol xx
lol xx
(43 days ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 9:54 AM (46 days ago)
The only good thing about tomorrow being Monday is one day closer to something better.
Already went there smitts. I think there is not gonna be a ballfield this trip. There will be some amazing BBQ tho! 😁
(46 days ago)
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Wed, 28-Feb-24 9:03 AM (50 days ago)
We get excited when we see a new couple from Australia. Then their profile says they are 3,000 km away. 🙁 Lol
That's just down the road isn't it lol
(50 days ago)
True. We say "yeah, I can get that, just up the track" ... 12 hours later.... Lol
(50 days ago)
Tue, 27-Feb-24 7:13 AM (51 days ago)
I wonder who the man is who is posting Kris2000 pics and writing the captions? 🤔
i thought the same thing. Not in a million years are those written by a woman 🤔
(51 days ago)
What’s this? She’s not calling herself a cunt or whore? It’s some loser posting pics of an angel? Revenge porn should be a hanging offense.
(51 days ago)
Mon, 26-Feb-24 1:01 PM (52 days ago)
That's the way, sweety. Air brush those fake boob scars away.
I like today's pic. He made the ass cheek farthest from the camera bigger than the close one! 🤣
(51 days ago)
Mon, 26-Feb-24 10:32 AM (52 days ago)
Scientists have just worked out how to grow vocal chords in a test tube. The results speak for themselves.
Sat, 24-Feb-24 9:03 PM (54 days ago)
Do ya think hitgirly was meant to be hotgirly but they made a typo? Hitting girly's is bad. Very baad.
Not a good choice of words, Sarah. But we know what you mean
(54 days ago)
