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Wodja's Recent Statuses
Tue, 16-Apr-24 8:03 AM (2 days ago)
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Murder Noodle? wtf u cunts r mad LOL
Huh?
(2 days ago)
Teeheeheehee hee hee grin
(2 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 10:09 AM (4 days ago)
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so? Is the Khmer Rouge a blusher for wimin? blink
Relaxer and happyhumper69 like this
Is the Red Brigade a communist fire service?
(4 days ago)
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So? Does the air ambulance have Lights and Siren? blink
(4 days ago)
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Sun, 14-Apr-24 3:23 AM (4 days ago)
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Boss Update the block list grin 200 is just Not Enough crying
eek LOL
(4 days ago)
so? how come you talkin to me today? sneaky
(4 days ago)
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thats the sound of no chrickets chirping ^
(4 days ago)
do i have to buy you a burger or what ? sneaky
(4 days ago)
Sat, 13-Apr-24 10:01 AM (5 days ago)
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I hope your sole rots in hell for all eternity, I would exonerate the Officer for her actions no qualms, no furter action, the next one may think twice if there were more gutzy women like her call of
flitterbee likes this
fuct in the head? go out in style? wanted to be remembered as? martyred heself? Gibbet the cunt for all to see and be reminded thats what u get after the fact, hung up to rot and crows can pick u eye
(5 days ago)
out
(5 days ago)
can u tell i bit wound over some people i've never met, nor likely too?
(5 days ago)
wound up over dicktaheads like that one was
(5 days ago)
I’m so very sorry to hear about the tragedy. 😢 Thoughts go out to the victims, their families, and all affected. And I agree, Wods
(5 days ago)
Thu, 11-Apr-24 8:59 AM (7 days ago)
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Wimin in newdiform sometimes they look so cold Wimin in newdiformbut ooh they feel so warm Wimin in newdiform Wimin in newdiform Wimin in newdiform Wimin in newdiform grin
ok the dog can treat it like a frizbee an chew it up
(7 days ago)
Oh. That would make for a sad day. We'll sue your dog too. Better get a good canine lawyer.
(7 days ago)
ralph need no lawer, he just bite u ass on command
(7 days ago)
or even worse give u fleas
(7 days ago)
Was he the sheep dog that looked after the flock on the looney tunes cartoon. Morning Ralph. Morning Sam. Yep. It was Ralph
(7 days ago)
Wed, 3-Apr-24 10:01 AM (15 days ago)
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People also ask Where can you see the April 8th solar eclipse? Top answer is on the board ... ***** LOL
Texas
(15 days ago)
Outside🤭
(15 days ago)
^ Second top answer on the board, thumbup1
(14 days ago)
Rick12111 likes this
Durring the day time
(14 days ago)
BUMMDUMM X sorry that is not on the board, during is a when, not a where blink
(14 days ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 1:19 PM (18 days ago)
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Hope that arrogant cunt gets ated by a fukn big snake ... oh wait he does, it's Ana conda w00t
lennynatural and happyhumper69 like this
speakn of how can Newman be on Seifeld? he got ated by a fekin dino saw in jurassic park sneaky
(18 days ago)
There's enough of him to go around. He was a cunt on both shows, too.
(18 days ago)
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Sun, 31-Mar-24 1:54 AM (18 days ago)
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What stops the water on earth from pooling at the bottom and dripping off? blink
glatstar and happyhumper69 like this
Let's turn the world upside down and pour all the water out.
(18 days ago)
Agent_K and happyhumper69 like this
magnits? that explain why a sinker sinks and fish don't w00t fish are non magnitic scared
(18 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
yeah lets tip it r sup wood an tip all that salty shit out, but keep da nice water but piss the slimey catfish an eels off wit salt water, like love
(18 days ago)
Some guy has finger in the dike. At least I think it’s his finger.
(18 days ago)
some guy gettin it on wit de lesbean?? blink
(18 days ago)
Sat, 30-Mar-24 10:19 AM (19 days ago)
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Noun moot (plural moots) (Australia) Vagina. [not moot as in moot point, but muht ]
Fri, 29-Mar-24 9:37 AM (20 days ago)
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Remember kiddies Jezuz H Christ died to save you're sins, Repent now of thy sins w00t
glatstar and happyhumper69 like this
sneaky you do that ... but send me nood pix, and i won't tell Jezuz H grin
(19 days ago)
happyhumper69 and Saetyrical like this
There were (age old) stories, then they built edifices. For control. Now we, of little (or no) faith, can discard the veil. Their lies are too numerous to count. We can know what it means to be free.
(19 days ago)
hot damb thats a bit deep grin so deep godzilla could hide innit blink
(19 days ago)
The first Sunday, after the first full moon, after the Spring equinox. (Nothing pagan there, LOL)
(19 days ago)
oh no no no no no no no, yes .... so stonehinge fortold of the ... ah forget that ... i think i'll juss throw a verjin in a volcano, after i find a verjin like grin
(19 days ago)
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Wed, 27-Mar-24 8:54 PM (22 days ago)
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Well suck my Schocolate Peanuts w00t
No.
(21 days ago)
Bork Bork Bork freak
(21 days ago)
Wed, 27-Mar-24 12:32 PM (22 days ago)
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"When animals attack" i just bean attacked by a curried prawn crying
glatstar likes this
Japanese Flag Syndrome?
(22 days ago)
uhuh uhuh real spicey crying
(22 days ago)
Tue, 26-Mar-24 6:31 AM (23 days ago)
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And, they all got out bed at the same time, *SIGH*
$271.8 million class action won by taxi vs boober drivers by Borris Mlacburne ... he dang good w00t de po-po ... pfffft no chance wiv me big crack w00t
(23 days ago)
Can't it be fixed with plaster?
(23 days ago)
not enough drywall plaster in ten buckets to jamb in he crak to cover the assole in he w00t
(23 days ago)
Good Night Woders, Have a Happy Kip...grin
(23 days ago)
troutbash ... merry kipper on you head Ravers love
(22 days ago)
Sun, 24-Mar-24 3:51 AM (25 days ago)
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In the naked Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the naked Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the naked Come on be bold and make a stand In the naked, in the naked !
Can't you see we need a hand In the naked Come on, protect the motherland In the naked Come on and join your fellow man In the naked Come on be bold and make a stand In the naked, in the naked, in the
(25 days ago)
NAKED !!
(25 days ago)
Wed, 20-Mar-24 2:15 AM (29 days ago)
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Moo Moo Kangaroo poo, Sucky Sucky kissy poo bum kissass love n kisses w00t
demitasse ? who tha fuk uses such a shit werd? blink
(29 days ago)
Hay Goober grin love n kissass
(29 days ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 8:05 AM (30 days ago)
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MEEEEOWWWWWW ... tranky bitch LOL i is today .... well fukme sideways wit pie napple int poodot w00t
my day is now complete ,,, shoulda laid all me super on that one $$$$$$$$$$$ grin
(30 days ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 6:04 AM (30 days ago)
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So, I was talking to someone about someone and he/she said "if his lips are moving he talkin shit'' I agree now [and I agreed then too] time to log off internet, I need two euthanasia tablets an a
half hour n cooter gits onda train w00t
(30 days ago)
do ya fink wallruses would have better breath if thay brushed thay teeth?
(30 days ago)
my poodot itches crying
(30 days ago)
must be werms w00t
(30 days ago)
wanna sniff me finga? nono
(30 days ago)
Thu, 14-Mar-24 7:05 PM (35 days ago)
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Kunst > I heart that werd love
blush gagged
(34 days ago)
RC, do you what word I'll be calling you?
(34 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Peckerhead? or is that 2 werds? Pecker Head?
(34 days ago)
😜 Yep. Got some idea, Len
(34 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
oh i knose it be Luv love
(33 days ago)
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Sun, 10-Mar-24 6:49 AM (39 days ago)
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HOT DAMN DICKITY DAWGS, everyone on that page joied 2024.5 years ago ??/ McFuk me thats one hell ova code screw up BOSS, Paging Ocky Murra !!!!![was there even internet 2 fousans years ago?? blink
Yes, they had tablets. Ask Moses
(39 days ago)
Saetyrical likes this
hmmm must find the cave the mighty J.H.C was buried in for 3 days, he mighta scratched he email addy on the wall while he was in there? no? blink
(39 days ago)
i fought moses was on tylenol ? for he came down off mt sinai with 2 tablets, for he 'ad a 'edache. or was he a ritch bitch wiv 2 apple eye pads?
(39 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
I dunno but he had a problem with his laptop. It wouldn't obey his commandments
(39 days ago)
shoulda bought a Mac, a BIG Mac grin
(39 days ago)
Thu, 7-Mar-24 4:03 PM (42 days ago)
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Well, roll me over inda clover an bugger me inda poodot wit pie napple w00t
shaqila and rhinostool like this
Never had you down as a masochist😁
(42 days ago)
mashochist? course i aweways mash o schist me taters scared
(42 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
Yes but do you have pineapple on your pizza?
(42 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
FUK NO !! pie napple dooes NOT belong on the leaning tower of pizza sneaky vomit
(42 days ago)
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Sun, 3-Mar-24 8:42 AM (46 days ago)
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crying You know you gettin old, when you grandkids have mobile eftpos machines for they pokit munny crying
You know being old is an advantage when all you carry is cash and they don't know what it is.
(46 days ago)
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Thu, 29-Feb-24 11:37 AM (49 days ago)
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hmmmmm (_|_) are buttcheeks one werd? or should they be spread apart? (_*_) w00t
shaqila and SpiritWolf68 like this
Like this is best (_o_) 🤣🤣🤣
(49 days ago)
Spread, like Vegemite.
(49 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
vegemite onya poodot? must try that one one day w00t
(49 days ago)
spread the word!
(49 days ago)
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:52 AM (102 days ago)
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It's like when an Ostrich lays a egg, an ya try shoving it back up the ostriches arse !!
Not a fisting fan wodja?😂
(102 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
errrr arrrrh ... noo not a fan of fisting, like, but still game to try shoving the ostriches egg back where it came from w00t
(102 days ago)
Fisting, that’s quite an advanced talent.
(102 days ago)
is about shoving a ostrich egg back up a ostrich arse, not bout fisting sneaky
(102 days ago)
Tue, 2-Jan-24 9:44 AM (107 days ago)
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"Turbo" THE biggest WANKER ever through Outback Trukers .... even if they re-peats he still a BIG fukn wanker !!!
is that still on TV?
(107 days ago)
Yeah, what a total cockhead. No idea of what you're on about, but what a total cockhead. Fuckin' cockhead. Cockhead Turbo, that's what they call him.
(107 days ago)
Wodja likes this
LOL total cokhed alright ... typical road trainer ... couldnt drive a greasy dog up a stiks arse and flaps he gums like he the only useless twot to drive a truk
(107 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Sun, 31-Dec-23 2:04 PM (109 days ago)
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SCREW U it 2024 ... inda 21st cent cherry like ... man i remember 23 as though it was just last year w00t
Wonders when Woders reached the 24er....blink
(109 days ago)
end a last year DUH !!!
(108 days ago)
May yer have aggodd new year whenever it started...
(108 days ago)
smile
(108 days ago)
May you FLOPPY DEEK monday Jan 1 2024 be extra droopy an six sexy nekid wimmin knock on u door love Love ya Ravers, but not inna gay way love
(108 days ago)
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