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Thu, 8-Dec-16 7:36 PM (23 minutes ago)
Shockin news.. McYuckies internation (not USA) is getting out of Lux (a tax fiddle havern) and moving to London.
Dum, dum, dum...!!! Raven, you must be thrilled!
(22 minutes ago)
Will give us more powers to ban the Ronnie.
(21 minutes ago)
McYuckies were in the BigMac sauce for some time by tax fiddles in the EU. (not US)
(19 minutes ago)
I can hardly contain my interest in this status (yawn) keep going, Raven..it's soooo zzzzzzz interesting...
(16 minutes ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 7:25 PM (34 minutes ago)
Finally had time to print signs and head out to the lake to take verification pics. Looking forward to getting the yellow shield.
have fun
(33 minutes ago)
Great pics!
(14 minutes ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 7:12 PM (48 minutes ago)
Is there any lovely ladies out there that would like to have a tribute
Kimmysue42 likes this
they all like tributes.. in gold and jewels
(47 minutes ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 7:09 PM (50 minutes ago)
Send me a nasty story of how you and your buddies would use me.
Kimmysue42 likes this
Chapter two: whiskey runs out of whiskey & sandwiches
(30 minutes ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
chaper three: Texas chainsaw masacre
(27 minutes ago)
The End.....Not quite.....
(25 minutes ago)
part two...coming soon..to the theatre near you...or the room near you...for that proper 3DD experiance
(24 minutes ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Nasty story, part three, the revenge.....pics.....
(23 minutes ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
Thu, 8-Dec-16 6:54 PM (1 hour ago)
Don't you wish some days you could play hooky from being a responsible adult?
I have done, for 9 weeks short of 60 years....
(14 minutes ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 6:36 PM (1 hour ago)
First ice, then snow. Now more ice. Gee whiz! Work is going to be sooooooooooo busy tonight! (Let's call the whole thing off!)
cheekypaul likes this
Next up: locusts
(1 hour ago)
Rad. I'm in the mood for 7 plagues today.
(1 hour ago)
OhioMan1979 likes this
Thu, 8-Dec-16 6:34 PM (1 hour ago)
I bet you a picture of your tits, that you will not show me a picture of your tits.
bOObzman and Persephone_brown like this
Alright you win, not come here and take a pic of my tits
(59 minutes ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Ummm 8? *pets the wookie*
(55 minutes ago)
curiousAdam and metalwork like this
*Pets the wookiee* That might just become my new euphemism for wanking.
(54 minutes ago)
metalwork and philgeez like this
pervette
(36 minutes ago)
curiousAdam likes this
I'll see your tits & raise you a tease....
(33 minutes ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 6:28 PM (1 hour ago)
Greetings everyone
Thu, 8-Dec-16 6:06 PM (1 hour ago)
I'm using my "I Don't Need To Make A Witty Status" card this time. Everybody gets one.
WendySilvia and Tigersteaks13 like this
Right? Like I'm going to waste all of my A material here!
(1 hour ago)
OhioMan1979 likes this
I'm partial to your T & A material, Tiger.
(1 hour ago)
See? Still not bringing that A material!
(1 hour ago)
OhioMan1979 likes this
...........shit
(1 hour ago)
Tigersteaks13 likes this
Thu, 8-Dec-16 5:55 PM (2 hours ago)
<<that's how i type when im on status... safety's first! you kinky motherfuckers!
RoxanneS and happyhumper69 like this
Lol - yet I can't help think damn, that's one sexy hand.
(2 hours ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
aye roxy...with fingers and everything
(2 hours ago)
RoxanneS and Tigersteaks13 like this
Are you wearing OSHA approved safety glasses too?
(1 hour ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
Whiskeyrip, status is all the better for your particular kind of quick witted mayhem, let me catch a thought, once in a while though...; D
(1 hour ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
Oh, do drink a coffee and get up to speed, Cat!
(1 hour ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
Thu, 8-Dec-16 5:52 PM (2 hours ago)
Hi everyone! Xoxo
OhioMan1979 and cheekypaul like this
Hi BB, how's things?
(1 hour ago)
Boobznbunz likes this
Hi Sheffield! I'm good, you?
(1 hour ago)
sheffieldfox likes this
I'm good thanks, enjoying an evening of perving when I should be working on a project for work!
(1 hour ago)
Hi ya!!! Good to see you sexy!
(1 hour ago)
Hey gorgeous hope your afternoon is good
(46 minutes ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 5:47 PM (2 hours ago)
The past hour has been wonderful Thank you all. It's 4.16am and time to wake up to go to bed. Stay sexy, peeps.
Take care. : )
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 5:42 PM (2 hours ago)
Hello hello hello... xxx
bOObzman and SilkandSecrets like this
Hello's X (ever if naughty)
(2 hours ago)
*even
(2 hours ago)
Hello U
(2 hours ago)
Good evening El, how's things?
(1 hour ago)
Hello sexy grrrrrrrrr want to play
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 5:38 PM (2 hours ago)
Thomas the Tank Engine Butt butt....butt butt butt
Thu, 8-Dec-16 5:34 PM (2 hours ago)
Wanted sexy horny bitch looking for hot steamy sex.
whiskeybeer likes this
oi! it would be the best semi good kinda ok i guess 37 seconds of your day!
(2 hours ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Wanted, man with a brain bigger than his penis. Welcome to NN btw
(2 hours ago)
Hi whiskey, are you malt or blended ?
(2 hours ago)
maltended best of both..on the rocks..served deadly cold.. without any lime..cuz im sweet enough
(2 hours ago)
But isn't blended made up from many different single malts?
(1 hour ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Thu, 8-Dec-16 5:31 PM (2 hours ago)
Is it 'Happy Holidays' or 'Merry Christmas'?
How can it be Happy Holidays when you don't actually get any damn holidays!?!
(2 hours ago)
It's "Bah Fuckin' Humbug"
(2 hours ago)
It's "Merry please don't be offended, dear god, I've already gone too far, fuck. FUCK. Stupid 2016, stupid me! Have a gender-neutral pleasant day! Unless you don't want to because that's your right."
(2 hours ago)
happyhumper69 and OhioMan1979 like this
Best to say Merry Chrismas because Happy Holidays can suggest Ronald's Mc Happy Meal.
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 5:31 PM (2 hours ago)
If I need a mod, I'll holla for one. If I'm engaging in some delightful verbal carpet-bombing with a rude skid mark- Do let me continue! I can usually get my own affairs sorted.
I enjoyed some shredded wheat. Does that count?
(2 hours ago)
wheaterbix about even
(2 hours ago)
Question please.. why did I like Led Zepp but not Pink Floyd ?
(2 hours ago)
Tiger is a tiger in more ways than one..!
(1 hour ago)
Tigersteaks13 likes this
I like this a lot, cos some of us CAN deal with fucktards without help, and it's kinda fun, but I guess it isn't 'seemly' in status, but....poking a monkey with a stick is kind fun: )
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 5:19 PM (2 hours ago)
I lurk most of the time, by lurk i mean perv and well you know!
lurkin' and jerkin'
(2 hours ago)
philgeez likes this
you can do the hustle and i i mean they do the lurk jerk!
(2 hours ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Fuck, I heard that In Ray Charles' voice...with the Blues Brothers in the background
(2 hours ago)
theroyalcouple and philgeez like this
Oh Oh, I don't think there's anything wrong with the action of this keyboard, excuse me ...
(2 hours ago)
philgeez and happyhumper69 like this
Thu, 8-Dec-16 5:18 PM (2 hours ago)
MarkandLacey are the most awesome ppl I have never met! THANK YOU! This kind of thing never happens to us.
err this is a sort of out of control status ???
(30 minutes ago)
And I think lovely Lacey it not a blow up doll.
(28 minutes ago)
Lacey is cool, cos Mark uses helium, he likes it when she 'rises up'.....'
(24 minutes ago)
curiousAdam likes this
He tried filling her with warm water once, to make her feel more life like but he didn't like mopping up the mess when sprung a leak.
(20 minutes ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I heard he made soup from that....
(15 minutes ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 4:58 PM (3 hours ago)
"Can't wait to get on NN to check out all the pics of dicks with various household items for size comparison!!" said no woman ever. : D
"But why is the cum gone? Why is the cum ALWAYS gone?" (Probably because you won't stop fiddling with it, Whiskey.)
(2 hours ago)
whiskeybeer and happyhumper69 like this
im an old man..old old man... now only a white flag with the word BANG comes out...and a bit of dust..for that cgi special effect
(2 hours ago)
RoxanneS and Tigersteaks13 like this
Much rather see a dick out loading the dryer
(1 hour ago)
Tigersteaks13 likes this
And if he wants to show his peen while doing it that's OK too
(1 hour ago)
Mine is always next to the fridge.....not for comparison though
(10 minutes ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 4:50 PM (3 hours ago)
Perving for years now im posting
Good for you! That's what "real men" do. ; -) Hope you enjoy the process. : D
(3 hours ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 4:36 PM (3 hours ago)
status is like pricks and pringles, you will bump into one eventually and once it pops it won't stop.....until mods ban them
Don't comment Mark
(3 hours ago)
lol dastardly power buttons mods i do like'em
(3 hours ago)
Mark's Rule #1 to Mark: Never take advice/orders/restaurant tips from Raven.
(3 hours ago)
(3 hours ago)
whiskeybeer and philgeez like this
^*Faints*
(3 hours ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Thu, 8-Dec-16 4:35 PM (3 hours ago)
Do you think anyone has ever fucked or got a heady on the space station?
andyrjdimple likes this
Ah, yup yup yup
(3 hours ago)
Pluto is the "planet" that bad guys in here get booted too..
(3 hours ago)
Like Australia then?
(3 hours ago)
Used to be but not so often now... Guess they have not had a Ned Kelly for years now...
(2 hours ago)
Only bushwackers these days. Creepy bastards
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-16 4:35 PM (3 hours ago)
todays holiday is take it in the ear day...how perverted is that
Followed by out the other ear day
(3 hours ago)
the worst I've heard today
(3 hours ago)
typo - missing the letter R
(3 hours ago)
lynskey and whiskeybeer like this
vewwy suttull
(3 hours ago)
theroyalcouple and RoxanneS like this
Thu, 8-Dec-16 4:27 PM (3 hours ago)
Is status better now than it was 12 months ago?
You've got a very cute butt. I'll make sure the missus sees it when she is awake.
(2 hours ago)
A bit slower, but with moments of sheer something or other.
(2 hours ago)
^^mark's 4th grade report card
(2 hours ago)
"Shows promise, eats paste"
(2 hours ago)
shits rainbows in pastl colours.. gets an A in art..fails geometry..and stairs
(2 hours ago)
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