)sidders73's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 14-Mar-24 4:41 PM (43 days ago)
just seen a photo with a caption about wanting suggestions for something hot between their legs. I managed to resist the temptation of suggesting a mcdonald's apple pie, there's not much hotter!
up thew ! ! ! 
Tue, 5-Mar-24 4:16 PM (52 days ago)
a very popular social media platform appears to have gone down....never a better time to get your clothes off and get posting on NN
Thu, 29-Feb-24 1:11 PM (57 days ago)
it's leap year's day, traditionally ladies are supposed to propose today, so come on girls, I'm available.....
Saturday night and I ain't got nobody 
(76 days ago)
Fri, 9-Feb-24 4:08 PM (77 days ago)
I've deleted all the dating apps off my phone. Got fed up with only matching with people either trying to scam me or promote their content sites.
I’ve deleted all the German contacts on my phone. It’s Hans-free.
(77 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jan-24 2:32 PM (108 days ago)
when your profile clearly states you're straight but random guys send you nude photos.....ladies, I feel your pain
Ohioman_1979 likes this
Well you shouldn't be so sexy that you aren't both sexes! Lolol
(108 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Lol what?? Well, you shouldn't be so sexy to both sexes. Lol.
(108 days ago)
trc
Sat, 23-Dec-23 6:21 PM (125 days ago)
sat naked in my office at work having just wrapped all my christmas presents
MitchandDaisy likes this
So in other words, you are presently naked...
(125 days ago)
Mon, 6-Nov-23 2:07 PM (172 days ago)
it can only be a matter of time before we start seeing Sling'Ems from Chicken vs Hotdog onn here....
Thu, 2-Nov-23 4:45 PM (176 days ago)
that awkward moment when you submit a photo with a photoshopped dick that's bigger than your arm.....
let's just say if it were real, the guy would have passed out if he got a boner, he'd have no blood left in the rest of his body
(176 days ago)
Go BIG, or post your own, lol!
(176 days ago)
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Tue, 29-Aug-23 5:10 PM (241 days ago)
there's 67.33 million people in the UK and 371,103 UK NN members. that means 1 in 182 of the UK population are members of NN.
Fri, 25-Aug-23 12:37 PM (245 days ago)
12 pictures pending approval for posting, 11 of them with one person in and gender "both" selected.....
Better you than me, too many complainers with 1st world problems when thier pic is rejected.
(245 days ago)
Wed, 26-Jul-23 1:13 PM (275 days ago)
contracts have been exchanged, I'm now the owner of a holiday home on the south coast of England 
Tue, 27-Jun-23 2:44 PM (304 days ago)
I went to the cinema last night and watched The Flash and then No Hard Feelings. Jennifer Lawrence looks great without clothes, shame she's not a NN member.
Thu, 8-Jun-23 1:40 PM (323 days ago)
it's easier to catch the Loch Ness monster than it is to get through to a person on the phone at HMRC these days.
Thu, 1-Jun-23 4:55 PM (330 days ago)
when browsing the forum, am I alone in not being able to take comments on a serious topic seriously when the profile pic of the author is a penis?
The Forums used to be the thing around here. I never looked at status until several years ago, it seems to have taken over and forum is dead.
(330 days ago)
Wed, 31-May-23 1:30 PM (331 days ago)
today really is the day for posting multiple cock shots from the tiniest variation in angle so it seems.....
Galleries full of nothing but dick pics is just bollocks! 
(331 days ago)
I was guilty of that on a previous site. Now I wonder what possesses them! 15 identical pics isn't going to garner any more attention than 1 decent one!
(331 days ago)