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heydidyagrabmyass's Recent Statuses
Sun, 17-Mar-24 2:52 AM (11 days ago)
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Any status with any contact information will and has been deleted
I just deleted one and went off to do something. Did he recidivate lol?
(11 days ago)
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Mon, 26-Feb-24 5:51 AM (31 days ago)
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I am now officially 63 years old and for my 63rd B-D I plan to keep my tradition of going to the nude beach. I hope my B-D suit isn't too wrinkled. LOL
Thanks Kiwi
(31 days ago)
Happy birthday. Enjoy your day out.
(31 days ago)
If you give the old suit an iron before you go out, that should take care of the wrinkles 😂😂. Happy birthday 🎂
(31 days ago)
Not too far behind you…I’d have to drop a few pounds, I know dad-bod is a thing but I’m still embarrassed.
(31 days ago)
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Happy Birthday bro!
(31 days ago)
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Sun, 25-Feb-24 11:29 PM (31 days ago)
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My neighbor's Shih Tzu is pregnant by another neighbor's Bull Dog. Looks like there's gonna be a lot of "Bull Shit" on my block soon.
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Are they going to be Bull Shitz or Shitz Dogs?
(31 days ago)
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What do you get when you cross breed a bulldog with a Shih Tzu?
(31 days ago)
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Bullshit
(31 days ago)
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Thu, 25-Jan-24 7:39 AM (63 days ago)
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If your uncle Jack helped you get off a horse would you help your uncle jack off a horse
I'd help him dismount first
(63 days ago)
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Sun, 21-Jan-24 3:15 AM (67 days ago)
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A friend asked me if I've ever had sex with a "10" I said no but I did do 2 "5's" one night
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Mon, 1-Jan-24 12:38 AM (87 days ago)
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Happy New Year! Here's to making better bad decisions in 2024 — starting with what I am about to do
And what is that?👀
(87 days ago)
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If you're not in jail, or in the emergency room, it couldn't have been that bad of an idea.
(87 days ago)
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May your bad decisions turn out to be good ones in this new year smile
(87 days ago)
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Happy new years heydidya 💋 😘
(87 days ago)
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Oh, no, heydid. Remember what happened last year? No? That's what I'm talkin' about. LOL
(87 days ago)
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Wed, 27-Dec-23 12:48 AM (92 days ago)
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I got smart about what to get my sister for christmas this year. She's never happy with anything so I decided to get her a sweater and a dildo, so if she don't like the sweater she can go fuck herself
Mon, 25-Dec-23 3:07 AM (94 days ago)
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One Christmas eve a sexy lady decided she was going to give Santa a special present for Christmas. so she dressed in a sexy nighty and laid under the tree and waited for Santa to arrive. Santa comes d
Santa replies "ho ho ho got to go got to bring the toys to the children you know". Then the lady gets a up from under the tree and says, "Santa please stay and play" Santa replies again
(94 days ago)
"ho ho ho got to go got to bring the toys to the children you know" With that the woman opens her nighty to reveal her beautiful body and says, "oh Santa can't you stay and play"
(94 days ago)
"? To which Santa replies hey hey hey got to stay and play can't get up the Chimney this way!
(94 days ago)
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Not really AGR my sweet and very sexy friend. It is a man copying and pasting thogh! LOL
(94 days ago)
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Lovely story, heydid. Cheers! 🎄💌🥂
(94 days ago)
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Fri, 15-Dec-23 4:55 AM (104 days ago)
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I missed my own 15th ANNiversary yesterday
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Thanks Damian, your 10 yr is coming up in March I see
(104 days ago)
Good that your keeping an eye on us.blink.beer LOL
(104 days ago)
Belated congrats🥳
(104 days ago)
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Congrats hey cool
(104 days ago)
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Congrats bro!
(104 days ago)
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Thu, 6-Jul-23 8:13 PM (265 days ago)
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Things I've heard said during sex, NEVER
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I could pee laughing at some of these! 🤣🤣
(265 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
One time at Band Camp....
(265 days ago)
smitten4u and Jersey__Girl like this
No! Don't! Stop! No don't! Stop! NO DON'T STOP!!!
(222 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Admits it didn’t go down very well when I asked to be given a minute so I could put the potato salad in the fridge.
(222 days ago)
Oh my god, the bins!
(222 days ago)
Fri, 19-May-23 3:46 AM (314 days ago)
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I need a lover that won't drive me crazy happydance
I just need a lover, any old lover will do. lol
(314 days ago)
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Some girl to thrill me and then go away
(314 days ago)
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I'm perfectly fine if she sticks around to thrill me again and again.
(314 days ago)
Now I'm not asking to be loved or be forgiven
(314 days ago)
Fri, 28-Apr-23 11:38 PM (334 days ago)
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Those of you that think trivia isn't dead and is worth saving, raise your free hand
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👋🏼
(334 days ago)
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I have to admit I tried it a few times thinking it was going to be a good laugh, but as ju says it was taken a bit serious by some and I didn't find it fun so gave up.
(334 days ago)
It was always at weird times for us, but that trivia we did for mega points was fun.
(334 days ago)
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Points = nudles. Sorry
(334 days ago)
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I would be there if it was practical, but I'm not on dry land at the moment and my internet is too slow.
(334 days ago)
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Fri, 21-Apr-23 2:13 AM (342 days ago)
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What's the difference between a Priest and a woman in a bathtub? A Priest has Hope In His Sole!
A woman in a bathtub has Soap in her Hole
(342 days ago)
In her mouth?
(342 days ago)
Where's the soap? Yes it does, doesn't it.......
(342 days ago)
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brickwall rolleyes
(342 days ago)
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Has the soap gone down the plughole?
(342 days ago)
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Mon, 17-Apr-23 3:40 AM (346 days ago)
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There's a 3 strike rule here which means if you have 3 statuses removed you get to take a time out
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I remembered that as soon as I hit send. LOL Yup, can't take the New Yawkah out of the boy as hard as you try.
(346 days ago)
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Not anymore than you can take the Joisy outta the girl
(346 days ago)
Eggzactly.
(346 days ago)
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Ya got dat right
(346 days ago)
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Really? Never knew this thanks
(346 days ago)
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Fri, 14-Apr-23 10:57 PM (348 days ago)
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Told my eye doctor I had trouble seeing in the distance. He wanted to know how far I could see. I said I'm not sure. He opened the window and told me to lok up and tell him what I saw. I said the sun.
He asked me how much further I wanted to see
(348 days ago)
" Let's Focus on the subject "....ohmy
(348 days ago)
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(348 days ago)
Fri, 31-Mar-23 11:04 PM (362 days ago)
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Okay it's almost trivia time. Do we have a host for Friday trivia, or are we playing answer then ask tonight?
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Taking dinner off the grill, better move forward without us for now. Enjoy, I'll check in after dinner ✌🏼
(362 days ago)
Fri, 24-Mar-23 9:14 PM (1 year ago)
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Do we have a host for Friday trivia, or are we playing answer then ask tonight?
That would be great if she's willing, smitten. I have a few questions prepared. Who else is here tonight, besides heydid?
(1 year ago)
who wants to see a pic of the answers *chuckle*
(1 year ago)
Funny, 2K.
(1 year ago)
Nooo I didn't know there was trivia!
(1 year ago)
Most Friday afternoons at 7pm eastern, 4 Pacific. Feel free to join.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 18-Mar-23 6:45 AM (1 year ago)
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This is a PSL Any status mentioning another web site can, will and has been removed! TY for your attention, now back to our regularly scheduled perving!
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Is dying to reel off different websites and see which ones get me into trouble
(1 year ago)
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But resists, because I’m good even if I inadvertently get into trouble sometimes. 😇
(1 year ago)
*jumps on Mellie and hug her tight
(1 year ago)
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Jumps on Mellie and hope that hugging leads to more
(1 year ago)
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What’s with the pile on?!
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 17-Mar-23 11:45 PM (1 year ago)
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I guess there's not gonna be a Friday night Trivia tonight, so we're gonna go for a ride and see what kinda sexy trouble we can get into
smitten4u, Jersey__Girl and Mr_Vein like this
Have fun! 👋👋
(1 year ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
We always have fun JG, just what kind of fun is the question
(1 year ago)
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I'm so glad, heydid. As long as it's fun, it doesn't really matter. smile
(1 year ago)
Sat, 4-Mar-23 1:33 AM (1 year ago)
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One window closes and another opens
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Love dark chocolate
(1 year ago)
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dark choc is my kryptonite
(1 year ago)
Good for you j
(1 year ago)
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not easy but I am getting there!
(1 year ago)
I suppose that's a Microsoft thing
(1 year ago)
Fri, 3-Mar-23 11:10 PM (1 year ago)
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This is a PSL Any status mentioning another web site can, will and has been removed! TY for your attention, now back to our regularly scheduled perving!
Newbienudes! *runs away*
(1 year ago)
Fri, 24-Feb-23 5:17 AM (1 year ago)
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Sunday is my 62nd B-D and I just tried on my B-D suit it's a little wrinkled but believe it or not it still fits!
Thanks everyone for the B-D wishes I had a great weekend!!!
(1 year ago)
Happy Bday Neptune!! xxx
(1 year ago)
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Thank you Juju my very sexy mermaid
(1 year ago)
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Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉
(1 year ago)
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AHW Thank you AGR my very sexy and sweet friend
(1 year ago)
Sat, 4-Feb-23 12:05 AM (1 year ago)
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We tried a new format for Friday night trivia last week in my absence, but I like the concept, With that being said who's up for a game?
I know how this was done. I had a routine bowel check, thand they filled me up with gas before stiking a prode up me.
(1 year ago)
Yeah had that, they told me my shoulders would hurt because of CO2 migration, and I thought they were winding me up. 4 hours later, shoulders were killing me
(1 year ago)
When it was time to "let steem". It doged a large copper dish at the other end of the room. The well donged Dish fell off the wall...eek
(1 year ago)
Ok, night all, have fun
(1 year ago)
Good Trivia beer smile
(1 year ago)
Fri, 3-Feb-23 9:43 PM (1 year ago)
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Do we have a host for Friday night trivia
Senior Trivialist, should be an NN badge for that 😎
(1 year ago)
I'll start a new status in about 20 mins and see who's ready to play
(1 year ago)
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I will try to play. My internet has been the shits all day. I think it is literally freezing
(1 year ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Sorry about that Juju, but you're welcome to come visit me and warm up wink
(1 year ago)
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This will all be gone before I make it to the airport but thanks!
(1 year ago)
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Mon, 30-Jan-23 11:28 PM (1 year ago)
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OH NO! In all my years as a moderator I have never done anything as careless as I just did. I need to apologize to my very sweet and sexy friend the very beautiful AdeleGingerRaine. oops
and of course there was a seed in one of the bags(remember seeds, lol) and some powdered sugar on the money from my donut
(1 year ago)
She is the sweetest.....only lady to add a sweet comment to my pics....makes an old guy feel good....
(1 year ago)
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Im so surprised by that LikesTwo,your pictures are great,gorgeous physique 💋 ps I just left you another comment and bookmark
(1 year ago)
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adele,would you like me to 'accidentally' delete grabasses status to had to his suffering? grin
(1 year ago)
Yes please LOL Hi jagged
(1 year ago)
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