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Artistic's Recent Statuses
Wed, 17-Apr-24 12:46 PM (2 days ago)
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Argh, they didnt numb me they just twisted and pulled out the polyp, is this a female thing NEVER getting local anesthetic???
Ouch!! Yes they seem to think cervixes (is sure there is a current plural I’m ignorant of) are fair game for brutalising! Hugs
(2 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Papsmear cleared, but they always send biopsy to be sure
(2 days ago)
Nothing like waiting on test results.
(2 days ago)
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dont feel that worried tho
(2 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Ouch,that sucks..glad the papsmear was clear xxx
(2 days ago)
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Sun, 14-Apr-24 7:57 PM (5 days ago)
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Im not a gamer, but 1st season of Fallout was dang cool !
Last of us was good!
(5 days ago)
paul01224 and Artistic like this
I need to go back to watching Last of us...how many episodes up,I can't watch a series if it only has a few up
(5 days ago)
Artistic likes this
I played the game. Hope to watch it soon. And I wonder if it is like the game
(5 days ago)
1 season, of 9 episodes so far
(5 days ago)
Ok thanks,I'll check it out again smile
(5 days ago)
Mon, 8-Apr-24 8:40 PM (11 days ago)
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ok gonna watch Brightburn on netflix grin
Fbvines, lennynatural and ksaint like this
Enjoy,seen it before, pretty good
(11 days ago)
ok sounds good
(11 days ago)
Fri, 5-Apr-24 11:13 PM (14 days ago)
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Woh, Vancouver Canade, man changing in female changing room, when questioned he says -*Ill just say im a woman with a beard, what you gonna do about it?* then assaults mother n 10yo girl,,all on video
they are looking for witnesses, you hear there are people around and other women put in complaints too
(14 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Kind of sad what the world is turning into,especially around kids
(14 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and Artistic like this
Try that shit in some places in the US him and his beard would leave in a body bag. It’s not just men that carry…
(14 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and mrjimm like this
its happening in Us too, everywhere
(14 days ago)
mrjimm likes this
I'd smash 10 colours of living shit out of him. Put the fucker in a coma. Fuck this shit. This is all because the woke fuckheads have had their way far too much.
(13 days ago)
Fri, 5-Apr-24 8:23 PM (14 days ago)
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Sound of silence by Disturbed *Sigh*
Conan?
(14 days ago)
Disturbed performed that cover on Conan once. Try YT for the link, or I can send it to you…
(14 days ago)
shaqila likes this
…sent smile
(14 days ago)
ahh ok i like the video he made tho
(14 days ago)
thanks
(14 days ago)
Fri, 5-Apr-24 12:45 PM (14 days ago)
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Hugs all around 🫂
*hugs Arti, and No that's not a banana......
(14 days ago)
Artistic likes this
grin Bananna 🍌 (in a minion voice)
(14 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
^ 🤣
(14 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Hopefully a bare hug 🤪
(14 days ago)
you know me, half bare lol
(14 days ago)
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Wed, 3-Apr-24 9:08 PM (16 days ago)
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its now 23 o clock, neighbors chihuahua has been yapping since about 17 sad
i had my xray today so feeling it, usually i dont listen to the dogs a lot
(16 days ago)
I never knew it until our dog had it but supposedly dogs can have anxiety issues from being left alone
(16 days ago)
Artistic likes this
yep seperation anxiety, mone got it while i was in hospital n rehab 6 months
(16 days ago)
Sounds like a rough time for both of you
(16 days ago)
it was but we humans get it they dont, poor pupper
(16 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 3-Apr-24 11:17 AM (16 days ago)
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1C° snow expected during the night ...but but spring?? crying
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
If we all drive electric cars the weather will be perfect.
(16 days ago)
Artistic likes this
phew, i made it down from the ladder, the shit always make me nervous, one shower curtain rod moved LOL
(16 days ago)
McPhallus and MellieK like this
I remember getting heavy snow in May many years ago.
(16 days ago)
A ladder? Oh, 5'3", being used because I'm tall is my side hustle. As for snow & slush, it rained overnight. Washed a layer of plant sperm away. It'll come to you in due time.
(16 days ago)
Hi Artsy going to be high of 80 F today wish you was here.
(16 days ago)
Wed, 3-Apr-24 5:19 AM (16 days ago)
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Therapist meets with the husband who says, "we BARELY have sex, it's down to like 2, maybe 3 times a week." Therapist meets with the wife who says, "we have SO MUCH sex, it's like 2, even as much as 3
sounds very true LOL
(16 days ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 9:00 PM (19 days ago)
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Tonight we set clocks for summertime...🌞
Happy Easter 🐣
(19 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Our clocks go back one hour next Sunday. Good.
(19 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Clocks... it was about to be so awkward.
(18 days ago)
summertime cock set.. ops typo laugh
(18 days ago)
McPhallus and Artistic like this
Now let me count....Eight Clocks reset so far. 6 wi-fi auto. Two by hand.. Must be a few more....
(18 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Sat, 30-Mar-24 12:31 PM (20 days ago)
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ok im gonna get my lazy butt out to do some shopping,,, you need something?
Beer was around the same price as the cities here, but spirits were twice as expensive.
(20 days ago)
If I asked you to get me a surprise, what would you get me?
(20 days ago)
We live in FL and our governor just made huge wine bottle sales legal, because FL needed that. Don't take my word, look it up, lol!
(20 days ago)
@anonymouspisces serve you santas reindeer with chantarelle n lingonberry grin
(20 days ago)
Well that would be a surprise!
(20 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Mon, 25-Mar-24 12:10 AM (26 days ago)
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It'll be a great day when some people realized other people didnt all win the genetic lottery but actually W O R K to look like they do...
Those are all things I have wanted for myself, and you’re right, things I can’t do anything about. But I’m here because I’ve learned that other people see positives where I see negatives…
(24 days ago)
.. and that has literally changed my life. I’m here because NN actually makes me feel better about myself. I think we wonder what your motivation is for posting…
(24 days ago)
Jack LaLanne knows all about that; and Richard Simmons; Cmon lets sweat
(24 days ago)
If other people telling you the positives they see seems to upset you more?
(24 days ago)
smitten4u, Rick12111 and Artistic like this
its funny how some people cant seperate sarcasm, humor and being rude
(21 days ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-24 11:20 PM (27 days ago)
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In 3 weeks ill have the snip,,, well its a polyp, nor foreskin LOL
@Zepp i no know Larry grin
(26 days ago)
I’ll be thinking of you arti. Best wishes hun.
(26 days ago)
Artistic likes this
thanks K smile
(26 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Sending hugs
(26 days ago)
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Wed, 20-Mar-24 8:47 AM (30 days ago)
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Waiting to get into the Dr room, boring waiting room 😑
theroyalcouple likes this
But imagine how unboxing things will become even if you don't hit it. Just sparking one in a dr waiting room would be enough!
(30 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
That should be unboring
(30 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Auto correct, it's my new word
(30 days ago)
Artistic and McPhallus like this
Thankfully i can have fun n be crazy in a room filled with drunk people wink
(30 days ago)
smitten4u and hornyfukcer like this
Me too! 😎
(30 days ago)
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Wed, 20-Mar-24 12:16 AM (31 days ago)
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Puffin a stiq, non nicotine, i knew i missed the psychological feeling, but didnt realize how much, 🎶it feels like hooome🎵
Haven't smoked it 40 years but every now and then I still miss the taste of a good pipe full.
(30 days ago)
You have me beat by 2 years sunshine...I don't miss it at all but being around smokers does not bother me.
(30 days ago)
There's a saying that "there's no such thing as an ex-smoker"
(30 days ago)
Not an ex smoker,just stopped and hopefully will never go back....even when I get stressed I don't wish I had a cigarette. smile
(30 days ago)
I don't miss the nicotine or the smoke but more the psychological thing, so a vape kinda fit hat
(30 days ago)
Sat, 16-Mar-24 12:51 PM (34 days ago)
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Sometimes i see the same set of pictures being posted over n over in the years ive been here, wondering if that person is even still alive....
yep, closing up on my 19th year LOL
(34 days ago)
Saetyrical likes this
And who was she in the first place? Did she ever know the pics were posted?
(34 days ago)
Artistic, smitten4u and Rick12111 like this
truth bib
(34 days ago)
Bmb, most likely not!
(34 days ago)
Artistic likes this
I've noticed this a few times myself smh, what ya gonna do :/
(34 days ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-24 5:48 PM (37 days ago)
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Man I'm tired of winking at strangers,,, could we please get some control over the buttons? i scroll on profile touch near the tight side and *BOM* im following AND winked the profile !!
Artie, I've winked at you, on porpoise grin
(37 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Not just me accidenting winking at random people then 🤣
(37 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Aww you are a sweetie Lenny
(37 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Winks at arti.
(37 days ago)
LOL
(37 days ago)
Tue, 12-Mar-24 6:46 PM (38 days ago)
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weird how breast posted in Tits-Large get called big boobs confused
Was just thinking that bmb. You probably onto something there.
(37 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
sooo i got some PM about my ''quick to jump the gun'' and that i should have fun with this status, soo, what is a CUTE word you use for any size boobs?? mine used to be simple 'love pillows'
(37 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Rolling my eyes at whoever sent you that, but love pillows is cute lol
(37 days ago)
What if it's a guy behind the account that's making her take the pics and then he shares them and makes all these dumb ass comments?
(37 days ago)
Wonders what to say.
(37 days ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 2:40 AM (48 days ago)
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Watched Spaceman,,, not the cast i expected LOL
What (other than maybe a spaceman) was it about? Who was on it? <<<now that I actually read your status properly. *leaves some banana bread on a plate for sunshine 🌞
(47 days ago)
Adam Sandler , Isabella Rosellini and Lena Olin
(47 days ago)
I read a review.. . 2/5 stars
(47 days ago)
i almost closed the movie seeing the "entity" unsure
(47 days ago)
i gave it 6/10 where i watch
(47 days ago)
Sat, 10-Feb-24 2:59 AM (69 days ago)
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question: do other countries require you to registrate "burner" phones?? Sweden do now because of crimes
I've not used a prepay phone in decades, but at the time you definitely had to register information. But that was when a burner phone was a completely foreign concept.
(69 days ago)
I have no clue,never needed to use one to know but sounds like a good idea
(69 days ago)
I just asked Google that question and couldn't get the an answer
(69 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
illegal in Australia
(47 days ago)
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Sun, 4-Feb-24 1:17 AM (76 days ago)
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*has a wok in heat in da kitchen*
Stir fry with nudles, Arti?
(76 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
lol i love using it to toss stuff together, minced meat in tomatosauce with siracha for heat, 7 portions, one in belly six cooling for freezer
(76 days ago)
so in sweden we seperate noodles and pasta, i had it with macaroni
(76 days ago)
lennynatural and jusslurkin like this
Happy tossing there art xx
(75 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jan-24 12:47 AM (82 days ago)
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watched Badland hunters, pretty funny, time for Deep fear,,,toodles
smitten4u, tugking70 and mojo75nz like this
cya tomorrow, enjoy
(82 days ago)
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Sat, 27-Jan-24 7:09 PM (83 days ago)
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anyone else with long hair do the ponytail cut?? just cut my hair an inch in the shower, so easy n quick...
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Not much hair on my head these days. Will try this with my nostrils though 😝
(82 days ago)
mojo75nz and hornyfukcer like this
Lol I'm with you on that lurkin but hey I believe bald heads are still sexy
(82 days ago)
jusslurkin likes this
I've cut my hair twice in my younger days. It always ended up being too much after trying to even it up.
(82 days ago)
Makes a ponytail of chest hair.
(82 days ago)
I used to have a glorious ponytail. Then I changed jobs and keep the head buzzed now. Either is low maintenance, buzzed being least of course.
(82 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Mon, 22-Jan-24 4:28 AM (88 days ago)
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i thought all statusians logged in on status page LOL
KiwiPic, Agent_K, smitten4u and mojo75nz like this
@royal my bookmark is status LOL
(87 days ago)
I have ours set to log in to our profile page
(87 days ago)
@smitt safe place to log in hehe
(87 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Message sent Arti!
(87 days ago)
Artistic likes this
I try in log in to my bookmarks as well but as I stated in my earlier comment my tablet has other ideas so bookmarking doesn't always work
(87 days ago)
smitten4u and Artistic like this
Mon, 15-Jan-24 12:18 PM (95 days ago)
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*wanders off with doggo*
Are you walking him or vice versa?😁
(95 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
*Throws the dog a bone....🦴
(95 days ago)
we take turns relaxer, doggo drools hearing bone drop
(94 days ago)
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