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spunky4u's Recent Statuses
Wed, 27-Mar-24 8:16 PM (1 day ago)
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Newbie friends are dropping like flies 😢😬
Pebeau ?hit em high, hit em low hit em wit the ole Pebeau grin
(1 day ago)
I'm Louie da fly, Louie da fly. Straight from stinky bum to you.
(19 hours ago)
pfft you need commited friends wink
(9 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Or friends that need to be committed 😋
(8 hours ago)
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Might be something in the water. 🤷🏽
(4 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Mar-24 11:14 AM (3 days ago)
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How i'm finding status this morning (........................)
Artistic likes this
Come sail away with me!
(3 days ago)
Just a nice old small family sized
(3 days ago)
I had a 16' catamaran but sold it, too old to sail it now.
(3 days ago)
Cool 😃
(3 days ago)
spunky4u likes this
My stupid brother has a boat.
(3 days ago)
Sun, 24-Mar-24 11:07 AM (4 days ago)
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After mother nature has teased us thus far in March I'm not sure spring will ever come.😥
It's spring here, chance of severe thunderstorms, hail, and even a tornado today. Warm, humid air is pushing up from the gulf......
(4 days ago)
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Sat, 23-Mar-24 10:18 AM (5 days ago)
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Cigaretts have warning labels because they're addictive and destroy lives! and yet, Vaginas are out there roaming free! brickwall
so are tigers, they very very very bad fo yo helf like crying
(5 days ago)
well the idiots unpacking them have no warning labels either tongue
(5 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
^or know how to follow directions, lmao!
(5 days ago)
Fri, 22-Mar-24 11:25 AM (6 days ago)
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Question, do you know what an Aussie kiss is?...It's like a French kiss but down under. LOL
LOL
(6 days ago)
So I’m actually part Aussie, part French? 🤣🤣🤣 Because mmmmmmmmm 😁😛
(6 days ago)
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Thu, 21-Mar-24 10:28 AM (7 days ago)
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Sometimes when you cry nobody sees your tears..Sometimes when you're hurt nobody sees your pain..Sometimes when you're sad nobody sees your sorrow...'BUT FART JUST ONE TIME!'brickwall
Blame it on the dog…
(7 days ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Wed, 20-Mar-24 11:08 AM (8 days ago)
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If we're not meant to have midnight snacks...then why the fuck is there a light in the fridge??🤪
is for a night light so ya can chuck a pith inda kitchin sink w00t
(8 days ago)
The snack people put it there to make money of us sinners
(8 days ago)
So you can find your beer
(8 days ago)
Artistic and McPhallus like this
Tue, 19-Mar-24 10:52 AM (9 days ago)
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Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree". blink
Imagine if software came with a ring. and then you had to buy that ring.
(9 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
both are about 85 pages longer than they need be w00t
(9 days ago)
I am complex. A woman is human and complex and she's allowed to be easier than a license agreement.
(9 days ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 10:49 AM (10 days ago)
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Husband: 'Why do you keep buying plants when you just end up killing them?' Wife: 'To show you what I'm capable of!' scared
in my defense it was plantslaughter, i never planned any killing
(10 days ago)
Fbvines likes this
Lol
(10 days ago)
Sun, 17-Mar-24 10:48 AM (11 days ago)
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Fact: William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine who their sponsors were. So we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. LOL
*groaaaan* hi spunk 👋
(11 days ago)
Sat, 16-Mar-24 10:12 AM (12 days ago)
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My boss wants me to sign up for a 401(k)..There's no freaking way I'm running that far!🤪🤣
Fri, 15-Mar-24 10:47 AM (13 days ago)
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My wife was helping me set up my new computer, for my password I typed in PENIS, my wife fell off the chair laughing when the computer replied 'password rejected, not long enough'blushing
u need add at least one lower case letter, one number, and a special character, DUH! tongue
(13 days ago)
Thu, 14-Mar-24 11:02 AM (14 days ago)
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I just found the neighborhood had a meeting about the crazy person on the block... It's weird that they didn't invite me!blink
You're lucky....I found out I had a naked neighbour. I've still not seen anyone yet! 😅👀
(14 days ago)
i fink you should bern they houses down? no? freak
(14 days ago)
Were your ears burning? 🤣
(14 days ago)
Rick12111 likes this
Very weird! 😉
(14 days ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-24 10:50 AM (15 days ago)
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I realized I've got a road rage problem when my four year old grandson shouted, "Pick a fucking lane dickhead" While sitting in my shopping cart at the grocery store, LOL
Good on you teaching him a second language...french
(14 days ago)
Wash that boy's mouth out with soap!
(14 days ago)
Why? He didn't do nothing fuckin wrong!
(14 days ago)
You'll get your mouth washed out with beer, lenny. tongue
(14 days ago)
scrub he mouf wiv beer n toylit brush w00t
(14 days ago)
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Tue, 12-Mar-24 11:03 AM (16 days ago)
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So I asked my wife if I was the only one she has been with....She said yes, all the others were nines or tens. bounce
Mon, 11-Mar-24 11:32 AM (17 days ago)
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I don't understand how a cemetery can raise funeral prices and blame it on the high cost of living. blink
We still have to keep coffin up
(17 days ago)
Hi spunky 💋 😘
(17 days ago)
Sun, 10-Mar-24 10:57 AM (18 days ago)
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I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like that don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.🤢
Sat, 9-Mar-24 12:01 PM (19 days ago)
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I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes, but instead I accidentally get...well you know.... Oreos.happydance
I saw that "The History Guy" has an episode on Oreos.
(18 days ago)
me too, i go out to eat a sallad and somehow my plate has a pizza,,,,
(18 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Well ... oreos dont has seeds, so thats a plus? no? blink
(18 days ago)
Well yeah, they come in similar packaging so it's an easy mistake to make.
(18 days ago)
Just suck it up like a man spunk and 👋
(18 days ago)
Fri, 8-Mar-24 11:57 AM (20 days ago)
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I just saw a bail bondsman commercial that said, "Well have you out before the soap hits the floor" LOL
you have to use liquid soap so no one bends.
(20 days ago)
Thu, 7-Mar-24 12:07 PM (21 days ago)
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Most women don't answer FaceTime calls after 8:00 pm because their face had ben restored back to factory settings. blushing
Haha I’m so going to start referring to it as this!
(21 days ago)
good one LOL
(21 days ago)
Tries a hard reset.
(21 days ago)
so, when they loose the chest puppies an they hit her knees can they also be reset to factory settings? blink
(21 days ago)
Wed, 6-Mar-24 12:38 PM (22 days ago)
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When you're teaching Anatomy class and you tell the kids you have 27 bones in your hand. One kid pipes up and says 28 if you're lonely!dance
🤣🤣🤣
(22 days ago)
lol
(22 days ago)
Haha good one!
(22 days ago)
Smart kid, I bet he’s going places!
(22 days ago)
Tue, 5-Mar-24 11:59 AM (23 days ago)
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My mouth waters when I smell steak cooking on the babie...I wonder if the same thing happens to vegans when they mow the lawn? rolleyes
A bit concerned for the baby. 😁
(23 days ago)
smitten4u and Artistic like this
I'm not touching this one, lol!
(23 days ago)
One of the better typos! 🤣🤣🤣
(23 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
austin powers fat bastard gif | WiffleGif WiffleGif
(23 days ago)
Damn. that didn't work 😂😂
(23 days ago)
Mon, 4-Mar-24 12:02 PM (24 days ago)
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I married my wife for her looks...But not the ones I'm getting lately! blink
Durhamcpl33 and smitten4u like this
Sun, 3-Mar-24 12:11 PM (25 days ago)
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When I was a kid, we didn't have fancy body wash, WE all had to use the same bar of soap our dad washed his ass with. And if we swore, we got our mouth washed out with the same bar of soap.🤢
bar of eu de poodot love
(25 days ago)
vomit
(25 days ago)
LOL
(25 days ago)
That’s Lifebuoy!
(25 days ago)
😆 🤣
(25 days ago)
Sat, 2-Mar-24 11:26 AM (26 days ago)
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So my daughter called my wife "Birth Person" today. My wife retorted "Yes financial drain"😜
Haha hey there spunk. 👋
(26 days ago)
😘
(26 days ago)
😂😂😂 hilarious!
(26 days ago)
Sometimes the birth canal should have locks on it
(26 days ago)
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