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nobozos's Recent Statuses
Thu, 30-Jun-16 12:56 AM (7 hours ago)
I started my career 35 years ago today as a software engineer. Where is the fast-forward button to get my to my retirement date???
First time in college it punch cards. Came back just as the PC revolution hit. 110 baud couplers were fun. No downloading porn on those things
(7 hours ago)
Of course there was no porn to download since Al Gore hadn't released the internet code yet LOL
(7 hours ago)
There were all those sexy posters that you could print out on the trusty dot matrix printers. You stand back far enough and all those different charcters would merge to an image.
(7 hours ago)
amancalledpony likes this
There are a ton of peeps on here who likely have no idea WTF we are talking about. If they only knew our struggles.
(6 hours ago)
nobozos likes this
I have visions of giant tape drives spinning
(6 hours ago)
nobozos and amancalledpony like this
Mon, 27-Jun-16 1:45 AM (3 days ago)
I saw a sign on a little vacant lot today... "Opening Spring 2027 - Office Space". That is planning ahead.
amancalledpony, Artistic and PApda like this
Haha
(3 days ago)
I'm planning ahead for my vacant spot at work
(3 days ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
question...was it drawn in crayon?
(3 days ago)
No, no... They probably have a limited budget. Spent $50 on the sign and invested the rest in a municiple bond that pays off in 2025.
(3 days ago)
(3 days ago)
Fri, 10-Jun-16 1:51 AM (20 days ago)
I highly recommend the Dark Chocokate Toasted Coconut Cashews from Costco.
Knockout_curves and steelrat60 like this
Hello noboz xxoo......... ......hug and kotc......
(20 days ago)
chocolate goes so well with so many foods
(20 days ago)
Good evening MrsUndi. Good to see you here spreading your cheer and happiness
(20 days ago)
Thank you
(20 days ago)
They are delicious. I bought a canister of them thinking that they looked good. After tasting them I went back for 5 more (you never know when they'll stop stocking items).
(20 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Tue, 7-Jun-16 1:26 AM (23 days ago)
When somebody says something "sucks ass" is that supposed to be a bad thing or a good thing?
amancalledpony likes this
you need to switch to sfw then
(23 days ago)
Depends on who's ass it is.
(23 days ago)
and on who is doing the sucking.
(23 days ago)
VTCali likes this
Sak...if Kelly was covered in Kahlua and Pepsi would you eat her ass?
(23 days ago)
nobozos likes this
I enjoy a good ass sucking, so I guess it's open to interpretation?
(23 days ago)
Fri, 27-May-16 2:06 AM (34 days ago)
I'm watching the CNN series "The Eighties". This episode is about music. It is a constant stream of dead, dead, one hit wonder, dead, dead star, superstar, dead, dead, who?, star.
GottaBeMe and amancalledpony like this
DuranDuran, The Cure, Depeche Mode...there's a few still around!
(34 days ago)
Wow. I was not into Madonna at all. Was just telling Mark she was after my time but not if those dates are correct. Memory, huh? : P
(34 days ago)
My 80s favorites were Queen, MJ, Madonna, Whitney, Phil Collins, Tina Turner, Cyndi Lauper, Billy Joel, Heart, Lionel Richie, REO Speedwagon, Stevie Nicks, Huey Lewis.
(34 days ago)
Wikipedia wouldn't lie would it Roxanne???
(34 days ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Good point.
(34 days ago)
Mon, 23-May-16 1:28 AM (38 days ago)
Just looked at my "Your Friend's Activity" status page... It's been exactly 2 years since Firedancer69 last logged in. Perhaps she's not coming back.
Possibly. =(
(38 days ago)
i have freinds gone longer i think after a set time the profile should be deamed inactive and an email sent saying will be deleted soon
(38 days ago)
I got my hopes up a year ago... the profile had been deleted but then suddenly reappeared on my friends list with a new 1 yr. premium. I was hoping she was coming back. I guess it was an evil prank.
(38 days ago)
Fri, 20-May-16 1:29 AM (41 days ago)
I hurt my wrist carrying some 40 lb. buckets of cat litter into the house. Luckily it is my left wrist so my sex life should be uneffected.
Mon, 11-Apr-16 1:50 AM (80 days ago)
Finally... TWL has posted a pussy pic!!! It is such a cute little fluffy thing
SultryMS69 and hung_in_melb like this
Shocking...isn't it!!!
(80 days ago)
nobozos likes this
yumyum
(80 days ago)
SultryMS69 likes this
I told you I was a natural blonde.
(80 days ago)
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Sat, 19-Mar-16 1:45 AM (103 days ago)
It's that time again... spring is just around the corner (ignore that snow storm thatis supposed to hit on Sunday). Time to shave the beard that I've been growing for 5 months.
MitchandDaisy likes this
Hi there nobozos...I guess its true that March goes out like a lion
(103 days ago)
Hey XXX. I figure after that little kid that saw me in the store last week and thought that I was Santa it was about time to shave again.
(103 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Wed, 16-Mar-16 12:41 AM (106 days ago)
I have no need for a foot rub... a six inch rub would be greatly appreciated though.
spunky19 likes this
*warms hands*
(106 days ago)
nobozos and Agent_K like this
Hello bozo xxoo........... .............hug and kotc
(106 days ago)
Tue, 15-Mar-16 12:37 AM (107 days ago)
I just got a recall notice today for my car... it says that in a rear end collision I could have a fuel leak and the car could explode. I don't recall buying a Pinto.
MarkandLacey likes this
Fireball? Don't they have an ointment for that???
(107 days ago)
Fireball! The perfect accompaniment to Cards Against Humanity!
(107 days ago)
Hey I had Pinto...302 4 bbl
(107 days ago)
Hi there nobozos
(107 days ago)
Thankfully you lived to tell the story XXX!!!
(107 days ago)
Tue, 15-Mar-16 12:25 AM (107 days ago)
Well aged beef available for Steak and Blowjob day.
Don't forget the "meet people" in the Forum
(107 days ago)
Hello bozos xxoo.......long time no see, hope all is well........ ..........hug and kotc
(107 days ago)
nobozos likes this
Hey MrsUndi... doing well here.
(107 days ago)
^^^ fuck, fuck, fuck....I wish I would have thought of that, VT.
(107 days ago)
I'm a thinker Mark. XOXO Mrs U!
(107 days ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Fri, 19-Feb-16 2:18 AM (132 days ago)
Wanted: new driver to root for in the NASCAR Sprint Cup series. Busch brothers need not apply.
Can you driver really fast and turn left?
(132 days ago)
Well, you've already lost your Busch pass!!
(132 days ago)
nobozos likes this
*drive*
(132 days ago)
damn right I can!
(132 days ago)
nobozos likes this
Bus pass for a car, that sounds like a fair trade.
(132 days ago)
Thu, 18-Feb-16 2:09 AM (133 days ago)
Is it wrong to eat a bag of Bacon Jerky for dinner?
better wash it down with something good
(133 days ago)
not if it's all U have
(133 days ago)
As long as you drink a glass of OJ you're OK
(133 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
I had to keep shooing the cat away... but he has his own kibble.
(133 days ago)
Stay away from the kibble, bozos.
(133 days ago)
nobozos likes this
Tue, 16-Feb-16 3:58 AM (135 days ago)
Watching the Grammys... I can't understand a single word that Alice Cooper is singing.
happyhumper69 likes this
Put the cc on.
(135 days ago)
I have the feeling it would translate to "gibberish"
(135 days ago)
Wed, 10-Feb-16 2:31 AM (141 days ago)
Just finished doing my taxes... that damn kid next door better start doing some thinking for me since I'm spending a fortune on his education.
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Sun, 24-Jan-16 3:07 AM (158 days ago)
Snow finally letting up... guess I'll be spending most of the morning tomorrow shoveling.
amancalledpony likes this
Lots of rest breaks Pony. Whenever I felt my ticker beating I knew it was time for a 2 minute break.
(157 days ago)
I heard that NoBozos. Grandma's cookies - better than money. And here's Pony, who invented the snow shovel
(157 days ago)
nobozos and amancalledpony like this
Says the man who asked God, "what happens if we lower the temp on this rain thing?"
(157 days ago)
nobozos and OldTroubador like this
Yeah, and he's been showing off ever since, dammit. Hey PonyBro
(157 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Seriously noboz, glad you take breaks. Too many don't. Hi Tux
(157 days ago)
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Tue, 19-Jan-16 1:53 AM (163 days ago)
I saw a picture on FB and thought about Tux... posted it in my blog.
on my way
(163 days ago)
Amen!
(163 days ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Thanks NoBozos
(163 days ago)
You're so sweet, Nobo
(163 days ago)
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Tue, 19-Jan-16 1:38 AM (163 days ago)
I look like I'm possessed... got another injection in my eye and the white has turned solid red. I've been assured that it is only temporary though.
Seriously, why are you getting eye injections (besides making status folks cringe)
(163 days ago)
I have some occluded blood vessels feeding the retina. The blood is finding new pathways and causing pressure on the retina and distoring my vision. Getting medicine injected to try to fix it.
(163 days ago)
Oooh not sounding like fun. I hope the injections fix it. Take care noboz
(163 days ago)
Damn. Good luck with all that NoBozos
(163 days ago)
I've gotten a few shots spaced a month apart. Pressure on the retina has been reduced by about 75%. When I go back next month if it hasn't been resolved better they have a laser procedure to try.
(163 days ago)
Sat, 2-Jan-16 2:54 AM (180 days ago)
Throwing caution to the wind... having Taco Bell tacos for dinner tonight.
rolaids might come in handy too noboz
(180 days ago)
nobozos likes this
I finished my meal off with an order of Cinnabon Delights.
(180 days ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
You'll be throwin' something else to the wind tonight too...just sayin'
(180 days ago)
I think that the ample amounts of grease effectivly coated my digestive tract.
(180 days ago)
lennyknatural likes this
How many tacos did you have?
(180 days ago)
Fri, 1-Jan-16 2:12 AM (181 days ago)
I've turned into such a lightweight in my old age... three pints of Yuengling and my head is swimming.
amancalledpony and luthis like this
Lightweight?Old age? Nonsense you just need more experience
(181 days ago)
Either that or I should eat a meal before I drink.
(181 days ago)
Hello nobozos xxoo..............HAPPY New Years........... ............hug and kotc
(181 days ago)
Sat, 19-Dec-15 4:32 AM (194 days ago)
Finally able to see out of both eyes. I was at the eye doctor today and they had to inject medicine into one of my eyeballs and it turned everything blurry for a few hours.
Inject? Ouch. Happy for you that you can see now.
(194 days ago)
The injection wasn't as aweful as I thought it would be. The worst part was watching the needle coming at you.
(194 days ago)
Got shivers just reading that.
(194 days ago)
I am so glad belenophbia is not one of my issues
(194 days ago)
nobozos likes this
omg! My hairs stood up on my arms.
(194 days ago)
Tue, 15-Dec-15 2:40 AM (198 days ago)
So who's tuning into NBC tonight to watch the Adele special?
I was referring to everyone but Tay Tay
(198 days ago)
Aah, the one who's voice is always out of tune..lol
(198 days ago)
I've seen a couple DVD's of Adele's live performances. She loves interacting with the audience.
(198 days ago)
I fear that if I expose myself to too much adele my tweak of interest will blossom into psycho devotion and I will no longer function as a member of society.
(198 days ago)
An hour long TV special isn't long enough... between the commercials she was able to get 8 songs in. Four from her new album and 4 older songs.
(198 days ago)
Mon, 14-Dec-15 2:54 AM (199 days ago)
Completely overcast... not going to see the Geminid meteor shower tonight.
Pissin down cold rain here, I'm staying inside
(199 days ago)
Thu, 3-Dec-15 2:22 AM (210 days ago)
I stumbled across an online store selling Hitachi Magic Wands for 1/2 price. Perfect for Secret Santa gifts
Hi there nobozos..sorry about that...I got carried away
(210 days ago)
oh hell no XXX lol
(210 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and deepsea69 like this
Hey lovexxxporn... I understand. Sometimes you just get going and can't hold back. You end up just kind of exploding
(210 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
240mph??? Holy scary!! lol
(210 days ago)
You need to lube that up with 10W-40 or something?
(210 days ago)
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