)DriftyTurnip's Recent Statuses
Last shown: (show another user)
Sat, 14-Jul-18 3:58 PM (5 years ago)
Currently in a hotel room on my own and naked while my girlfriend is at work at reception. Being the tease that I am I keep talking dirty to her telling her how hard I'm gonna fuck her when she's done
DoWhatYouWish likes this
I'm good my friend. How are you? Also hows this place been in the 7 months I've been away haha
(5 years ago)
It is known for people leaving...sadly some long term members abandoning ship, sad to say. Status is not what it once was....;/
(5 years ago)
DoWhatYouWish likes this
Glad to see someone returning after some of my faves have left abruptly as of late 
welcome back!
welcome back!
(5 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
waer_feles likes this
Thu, 12-Jul-18 2:36 PM (5 years ago)
My last status here was wishing everyone a merry Christmas lol
Thu, 23-Nov-17 4:54 PM (6 years ago)
My real life name is Harry Potter, and yes I got made fun of at school because of it, and yes it’s a great pick up line and yes I just made all that up.
Haha I knew you’d turn up if I mentioned Harry Potter
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Tue, 14-Nov-17 5:07 AM (6 years ago)
I never knew you could have too much sex in till I got blisters on my cock!
She gets very wet so that’s not the problem. I don’t know how I got blisters to be honest haha
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
rhinostool likes this
Fri, 27-Oct-17 10:48 PM (6 years ago)
I got a spam email from someone saying they thought I was cute and wanted a chat so I replied asking what she had for dinner, I told her I had pie and mash. She never replied 
Mon, 7-Aug-17 4:33 PM (6 years ago)
I've been reading about people who think the earth is flat! And after reading some of their "evidence" and theories they have convinced me.... that they're batshit crazy
I fell off the edge of the planet once. I vowed never to touch those mushrooms again
(6 years ago)
Tue, 18-Jul-17 12:46 PM (6 years ago)
I'm feeling very naughty.. anyone nearby fancy a hard fucking?.... no? Okay. *bends palm over*
Mon, 19-Jun-17 11:03 PM (6 years ago)
There's a heatwave in the uk at the moment and it's chaos! Ice creams are now currency, swans have melted, The queen has evaporated and Big Ben has moved to Spain to cool down.
I'm getting to work at 5am so I can leave when it starts getting to hot haha
(6 years ago)
It's that hot I've just seen a bird pick up a worm with an oven glove
(6 years ago)
Fri, 16-Jun-17 12:22 AM (6 years ago)
7 days of premium left!! Those 6 months went by quickly. Think I'll be deleting my account after that, not made my mind up yet. It's shit without it and I'm so done paying for it haha
Once your premium runs out, you'll probably get some offers popping up.
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Thu, 15-Jun-17 2:16 AM (6 years ago)
I shaved my face earlier and now I look like I should climb back into the womb I always regret shaving haha
I always regret shaving haha
happyhumper69 likes this
But I was starting to pass for a 25 year old and now I look like I'm looking forward to puberty
(6 years ago)
Haha the batteries in my shaver ran out halfway and had to leave the house with a tuft of hair on my chin. Could of been left with a xxxx tash
(6 years ago)
Actually jaggy-snake was like 5 years ago I'm sure? I met someone off here and deleted that account
(6 years ago)
Fire_brand likes this
Mon, 12-Jun-17 8:59 PM (6 years ago)
I've not really left my bed in 3 days only to eat and use the toilet (yes at the same time) I've not even turned my light on either. I've just been watching porn and looking at memes.
Probably took me about 15 years of going to Dr before we got it right. Feel better soon
(6 years ago)
DriftyTurnip likes this
I like to think of mine as an enhancement rather than stupid. 
(6 years ago)
DriftyTurnip likes this
Mon, 12-Jun-17 4:25 PM (6 years ago)
In the very long time I've been on/off this site I've only ever met up with one person. It's a bit strange seems as I've met loads from other sites. I wanna change this soon 
