)bushofireee's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 13-Jun-17 5:13 PM (6 years ago)
What sort of depraved website is this?! ....I thought I was logging into facebook, and now I see naked people everywhere!
just close your eyes and click randomly, see what pops up 
(6 years ago)
I hear ya kiddo...all good and let it stay that way
(6 years ago)
No shit. Where have you been?
(6 years ago)
Fri, 28-Oct-16 6:53 PM (7 years ago)
Ooooh woooops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.... Yooo! What'sup guys 
Mon, 22-Aug-16 7:25 PM (7 years ago)
I'd apologise for not being active here during the past few months, but I have a valid excuse... I've been getting some of the best sex in the world! I'm not bragging...ok maybe I am. *puts on shades*
So looking in Mark and Laceys window is what you call great sex now bush ? In that case I'm having great sex as well 
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
so if you're this happy just "getting sex" imagine how you're gonna feel when you progress up to "making love " ? 
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Dammit, Bush always outreasons me. If fairness though, 99% of the people here outreason me. 
(7 years ago)
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Fri, 10-Jun-16 8:08 PM (7 years ago)
Upload a photo with a failed caption? *check* ....damn emojis....
Hey Bush, have you peeked at MrsFX's angel pic that's on the front page?
(7 years ago)
Oh, I remember, Bush...that's why I wanted to make sure you saw it.
(7 years ago)
Thu, 2-Jun-16 12:12 PM (7 years ago)
"Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own."
Hey bush. Hope all is well!
(7 years ago)
Mon, 30-May-16 8:32 PM (7 years ago)
Fun history fact: .......if you just got excited, you're a nerd.
he needs to be more careful kimmie...i heard we can be dehydrated by drooling...
(7 years ago)
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Sat, 28-May-16 6:17 PM (7 years ago)
Well, I thought it was about time I uploaded a lil' something.... What'supppppppp NN! How is everyone? 
How is everyone?
Sat, 14-May-16 9:20 PM (7 years ago)
"Your heart will become a dusty piano in the basement of a church and she will play you when no one is looking. Now you understand why it’s called an organ."
Wed, 11-May-16 6:22 PM (7 years ago)
This has been a very emotional past week... I need a holiday.
Sat, 7-May-16 3:58 PM (7 years ago)
There's something about thunder and lightning that is just so..... lets fuck. We need to fuck.
You probably say the same thing when it's windy, raining, sunny, hailing and snowing
(7 years ago)
bushofireee likes this
Unless it's tornado ... Then it's "we're fucked ... So fucked"
(7 years ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
when he became amish,they chopped his legs off in honour of you,mark
(7 years ago)
Fri, 29-Apr-16 7:01 PM (7 years ago)
What is my life... Friday night and I'm spending it researching frost damage on perennials..... damn it..
Wed, 27-Apr-16 6:51 PM (7 years ago)
197 days since I last uploaded a photo... Well, I better put that right! *clicks upload*
as long as you don't serve any sugarfree chocolate biscuits
(7 years ago)
Tue, 26-Apr-16 6:48 PM (7 years ago)
Vodka and tonic o'clock.... Soon to be pizza and new Game of Thrones o'clock!!
Some tits and some dragons sorry for the spoilers
(7 years ago)
Sat, 23-Apr-16 5:51 PM (8 years ago)
Delphiniums, Foxgloves, Buddleia, Hebes, Clematis, Climbing Rose, Rhododendrons, Azalea, Geraniums, Aquilegias, Photinia, Hostas, and quite a few others. That's enough planting for today! *opens wine*
I like to think the axe remembers, and is haunted at some point by the actions...
(8 years ago)
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