)mysteries1984's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 25-Aug-16 7:34 PM (7 years ago)
Am I going to be the only person drooling over the Great British Bake Off over the next few weeks? I'm okay with that if so. More cakes for me.
Wed, 3-Aug-16 11:10 PM (7 years ago)
I don't like generalising. But men, this is not how to communicate: '...big fat cock to explore all of your holes until my exploding orgasm engulfs you in a sea of hot sticky semen. Sound good bitch?'
The adventurous spirit of Christopher Columbus and the words of Lord Byron, what a fucking stud he must be.
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 2-Aug-16 1:27 AM (7 years ago)
Binge watching Breaking Bad and Stranger Things. Thank you, Netflix.
Fri, 27-May-16 8:33 PM (7 years ago)
Just got a PM from someone wondering what it would be like to have sex with an older, experienced woman like me. Fuck. Fuck fuck. Have I reached 'that' age?
Well, yes and no...
(7 years ago)
Does let you know one thing- you're still fine as ever!!
(7 years ago)
Thu, 21-Apr-16 3:04 PM (8 years ago)
12 celsius, this is practically our summer. The scent of SPF and ice-cream is in the air.
Tue, 12-Apr-16 9:13 PM (8 years ago)
If someone could send some sun towards Dublin, that'd be great. Thanks.
Tue, 15-Mar-16 3:40 PM (8 years ago)
Almost St Patrick's Day. Not to be abbreviated as 'Patty', thank you.
Cheers!
I'm doing good thanks GS...haven't been here much recently, just popping in and out 
How are you?
How are you?
(8 years ago)
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Fri, 19-Feb-16 11:27 PM (8 years ago)
Good: weekend! Bad: have worked 67 hours since last Sunday so am sleeping through it. Then I'll catch up with you perverts
Fri, 5-Feb-16 12:25 AM (8 years ago)
I need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Anyone here giving it?
Dr Pecker it made me laugh, and that's what counts 
Hi XXX!
Hi XXX!
(8 years ago)
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Tue, 22-Dec-15 3:05 PM (8 years ago)
I'm so behind on blog reading and perving, damn real life. But I wanted to share the most bemusing headline I've read today: Lenny Kravitz accused of running illegal dental surgery.
PS... I do, but I'd prefer if I didn't
(8 years ago)
Did that darn Happy Humper hijack your status Mysteries?
(8 years ago)
No Mysteries, it just means you;re not a cranky old redneck 
(8 years ago)
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Sat, 19-Dec-15 1:26 AM (8 years ago)
I'm watching Jeff Dunham for the first time...is this just me not 'getting' American humour? I don't find him funny at all.
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As an American, I don't find him funny either.
(8 years ago)
Wed, 16-Dec-15 6:55 PM (8 years ago)
I didn't know Brut was still a thing. I feel like I'm on a bus in the past, drowning in a nasty scent.
sorry
Mon, 14-Dec-15 1:17 AM (8 years ago)
There's a special place in hell for eBay bids/snipers that appear 4 seconds before the end of the auction.
Fri, 11-Dec-15 11:55 AM (8 years ago)
Hello, Friday. You've taken your time but I'm glad you're here.
At least I was only a minute late....Jigsaw, you're 31 minutes late. ; )
(8 years ago)
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Apologies - didn't see the 'view 5 more comments' just rushed straight in cos I thought I was clever !!
(8 years ago)
Hello mysteries xxoo............... ..............hug and kotc
xxoo............... ..............hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
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Thu, 26-Nov-15 12:57 PM (8 years ago)
Happy Thanksgiving, US friends. Enjoy the turkey and family time. I'll be bringing the dog for a walk and relaxing in front of the fire.
Tue, 24-Nov-15 3:05 PM (8 years ago)
I've only just gotten out of bed, and it's 3pm here. Harlot living is not conducive to 'normal' hours. Happy Tuesday, deviants. I'm going to take a shower.
Well then, what ya waiting for... Go all in
(8 years ago)
There's something of strange of this sentence maybe the haunting word 'normal' Howdy! xxx
Howdy! xxx
(8 years ago)
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Mon, 23-Nov-15 1:20 AM (8 years ago)
I have no ice-cream. So I can't share it with any of you perverts anyway.
ummm depends, cuz I wanna chomp on u please. lol
(8 years ago)
I am totally open to being eaten by demons.
(8 years ago)
The non sharing of imaginary ice cream is prohibited in the NN guidlines......
(8 years ago)
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Sun, 22-Nov-15 5:37 PM (8 years ago)
I bought new bedsheets with an actual thread count listed on the packaging. I feel like a grown-up now. And they'll even match my scatter cushions.
