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OldTroubador's Recent Statuses
Fri, 27-Nov-20 10:38 PM (3 years ago)
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I see that wretched old moggy is back in the house - TC. HE will tell you that those initials stand for TopCat. The rest of us know they actually stand for TotalCockup.
Artistic and flitterbee like this
I find that hard to believe, considering the amount of lot lizards you must have encountered
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
LMAO!!!! Serve and volley goes to the Cat
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I am indeed of to my pit, have a goodly day my old mucker: )
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
off*
(3 years ago)
Enjoy your evening good sir.
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Thu, 26-Nov-20 7:08 PM (3 years ago)
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No idea why TopCat57 is so welcome here - I've had more entertaining, engaging, intelligent conversations with toenail fungus
Artistic and Allure like this
I'll leave you with the last word....
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Thank you
(3 years ago)
Welcome
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Take it easy and take care TC
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
good night you two old buggers wink xox
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 1-Nov-20 9:22 PM (3 years ago)
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Kimberly _ 1229 thank you for super tonight!!! Damn that food is awesome!!! ❤❤
Well yeah. grin
(3 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
We hijacked my own status tongue
(3 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
^^^ LOL
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador and lip2lip like this
Cleaning up
(3 years ago)
Catching up I mean lol
(3 years ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:02 PM (3 years ago)
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For all of you complaining about the cold, let it be known that I just turned down the air conditioner here in my truck tongue
we are giving away all of our secrets!
(3 years ago)
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Not ALL of them J tongue
(3 years ago)
well, no. Of course not. We have to leave them guessing smile
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
smile
(3 years ago)
juicy likes this
*puts on her 2nd parka* ur never gonna see my titties now!
(3 years ago)
Sat, 24-Oct-20 12:27 PM (3 years ago)
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In addition to coffee, breakfast or supper cooking, and of course, diesel exhaust, I smell a LOT of desperation in here this morning LOL
Guess I'll get dressed and go get that shower and coffee (that is MY desperation) See y'all later when I am smelling sweet
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
My F-250 is a rare gas model, so it isn't me!
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
not me,got mine and more wink
(3 years ago)
Hello sweet sexy mansmile
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
coming home from an early shift..I caught a waft of something between skunk and brewing coffee
(3 years ago)
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Wed, 21-Oct-20 10:16 PM (3 years ago)
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Huge shout out to Kimberley 1229 for the gift of premium for the week I am off grin
What a sweetie and such a beautysmile
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Yes she is. And you are too smile
(3 years ago)
blushing
(3 years ago)
she is a lovely person smile
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Not only is Tux back Kimmie is too? This is a good daysmile
(3 years ago)
lennynatural and OldTroubador like this
Sun, 18-Oct-20 3:18 PM (3 years ago)
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TC is so ugly, even QUasimodo feels sorry for him
Bro hugs. Sleep well ya old moggy
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Likewise ya old goat: )
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Baaaaa!!!
(3 years ago)
Ewe take care on those highways and byways ha hear!
(3 years ago)
THe highways and byways are safe for a week, I'm parked wink
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 and kimberly_1229 like this
Thu, 18-Apr-19 7:00 PM (4 years ago)
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Well I reckon I'm going to go get a shower. And since today is a special day I'm even going to use soap. If you're lucky I will catch all you perverts and pervettes later
Well aren't you the posh one using soap wink
(4 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
See ya, Tux...don't forget to wash behind yer ears grin
(4 years ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-19 10:47 PM (5 years ago)
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All hail TopCat57, the talking bollocks!!!!!!
Hello Ley love xxx
(5 years ago)
Hi Ley: ) xx
(5 years ago)
All hail TC, King Tut's favorite moggy
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Evening xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx That should be enough kisses to go round smile
(5 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
Hello Metal xxxxx
(5 years ago)
metalwork likes this
Sun, 3-Mar-19 7:09 PM (5 years ago)
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Was walking down the sidewalk checking out the ladies. THey were checking me out too. That moment when you see the look on their faces that says "Thank God I'm a lesbian"
Whenever I see good looking ladies I thank god I'm a lesbian too tongue
(5 years ago)
Hey Emu!!! Hey Far2!!! If TC would post pictures, it would reduce the incidents of xxxxxxxxxx to almost zero wink
(5 years ago)
That is what the ladies say to me too even if it's untrue. smile
(5 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Walking? Does Freebird know about this?
(5 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
VT - shhhhh. I've been stepping out on her wink
(5 years ago)
VTCali and quietwacpl like this
Thu, 21-Feb-19 11:45 PM (5 years ago)
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Time to shower, eat, then sleep. I've got to get my beauty rest, not that it will help any wink Y'all be good, or at least good at it
Oh yeah, I have to take a massive kip too
(5 years ago)
Later Tux
(5 years ago)
Mwah darlin!
(5 years ago)
good night tuxpodlet grin
(5 years ago)
Bon appétit Tux.
(5 years ago)
Tue, 19-Feb-19 10:50 PM (5 years ago)
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With most everyone concerned with instant gratification, makes you wonder why premature ejaculation isn't more popular
A true quickie can be fun.
(5 years ago)
I was a premature baby...ergo I have a right to do everything prematurely
(5 years ago)
I did actually have a bonus night with an ex who went out of her way to cum quick, just to prove she still could! blush
(5 years ago)
*make me*
(5 years ago)
Cause they would get thrown out of bed or the sleeper.
(5 years ago)
Mon, 18-Feb-19 6:20 PM (5 years ago)
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If TC ever decides to crawl out of his gutter, tell him I said "Hi Pusslet, ya numpty git" grin
maybe he's having a cat nap xxx hiya tux
(5 years ago)
Justmedamian likes this
He was sneaking in forum
(5 years ago)
Mon, 18-Feb-19 2:35 AM (5 years ago)
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No animals were hurt during tonight's fuckery and shenanigans, although one wallaby was mercilessly picked on. Time for me to bid you all a good night. Good night all smile
nobozos, Artistic and flitterbee like this
Awww I missed it all
(5 years ago)
good night you wallaby picker-onner-ya grin
(5 years ago)
Wallaby? fekin A Merry Khans [Kahn as opposed to can, because of Pih-KHAN] dont nose da diff tween a walabdy an a wombats arse tongue grin
(5 years ago)
he wasnt meaning you wods lol .... see mine wink
(5 years ago)
actually, not mine wink
(5 years ago)
Sun, 17-Feb-19 11:30 PM (5 years ago)
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Off to shower and strap on the feedbag. Be back later.
ThePadrino likes this
Sun, 17-Feb-19 2:28 PM (5 years ago)
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Holy shit, my laptop has a touch screen. Time to get this day started. It3 will force me to get coffee and I'm told I am a bigger asshole than usual without it. See y'all in a few hours
NaughtyKat likes this
Later tux, be safe grin
(5 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
With your fingers Tux. Touch it, with your fingers. tongue Have a great one!
(5 years ago)
OMG Mitch!!!! Of course my fingers, what were you thinking of, ya perv tongue
(5 years ago)
MitchandDaisy and NaughtyKat like this
Well, I know what doesn't work that great on my touch screen: my tongue, and a bread baguette under my arm. blink
(5 years ago)
I'll have to try a baguette sometime - replicate the experiment, if you will
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Fri, 15-Feb-19 4:10 AM (5 years ago)
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I shall name this day Sir Gawain and call it a night wink Perv hearty, me mateys
rhinostool likes this
Happy Valentine and good night. smile smile xxoo
(5 years ago)
*tacklehugs tux * good night smile
(5 years ago)
gawain wif your badself
(5 years ago)
Fri, 15-Feb-19 1:39 AM (5 years ago)
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Happy 90th anniversary of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre grin
Hey LP!!! LOL, I hear ya on March 14. I wish I knew, backed off buying one this year
(5 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
I ain't seen a status move like that in years! Tux, you keep the bugs off the glass, and the bears off ya ass. Take care my friend.
(5 years ago)
You do the same Indy. Good luck on gobbler season wink
(5 years ago)
Indistinct and LOVEXXXPORN like this
the night Chicago died
(5 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
At least part of it lol
(5 years ago)
Mon, 11-Feb-19 12:57 AM (5 years ago)
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My doctor told me to quit hosting intimate suppers for four - unless three other people showed up grin
Hiya Arti smile
(5 years ago)
You're funny! wink
(5 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Hey NBI smile
(5 years ago)
xxxx
(5 years ago)
Hey babe xoxox
(5 years ago)
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Sun, 10-Feb-19 11:48 PM (5 years ago)
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Smart assery has been had. Statuses have been hijacked. Time for me to graze my local salad bar sad I'll be back, unless the croutons are especially tempting wink
Enjoy!!! grin
(5 years ago)
enjoy tux smile
(5 years ago)
Cya sweet and handsome mansmile
(5 years ago)
Sat, 9-Feb-19 12:33 PM (5 years ago)
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TIme for me to find coffee and then go to work, but before I leave - TC, piss off ya git!!!!
SOmeone please read this aloud, and loudly, to TC. He's having trouble translating modern English to whatever archaic language he comprehends
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Bastid!
(5 years ago)
Tosser!!
(5 years ago)
You snuck that through the border while I was elsewhere!
(5 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
I could sneak a herd of elephants past you, ya deaf old git!!!
(5 years ago)
Thu, 7-Feb-19 4:58 PM (5 years ago)
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Out of all the gin joints in all the cities in all the world, I had to walk into one that allows mangy, flea ridden old cats in
Lifes good, but the this crap weather is really cutting into my outdoor productivity ;(
(5 years ago)
No doubt. It's been a xxxxx this year
(5 years ago)
Big hugs to you sexy allure smile all ok here xoxo
(5 years ago)
Allure and OldTroubador like this
I think I remember you! raspberry Good Evening!
(5 years ago)
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I remember you too smile Hi Kat smile
(5 years ago)
Sun, 4-Feb-18 1:38 AM (6 years ago)
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"Cuz I"m a ramblin' man, I ain't never gonna change. I got a gypsy soul to blame and I was born for leavin'. Born for leavin'."
then you can live it up
(6 years ago)
No, dang it -- but I think I have a "foolproof plan." eek
(6 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
(not to mention an Allman Bros. road-warrior mixtape)
(6 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Pony, NOT the Allman Bros. Think Zac Brown. *geez*
(6 years ago)
I just had the Allman Bros stuck in my head. Live with it wink
(6 years ago)
Wed, 31-Jan-18 9:32 PM (6 years ago)
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And the orchestra will entertain us with the dulcet tones of Barry Manilow whilst TC attempts to find his way back to the keyboard after rolling the town drunk for his bottle
You never know. We are talking about that amoral cat type person
(6 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
as long as he s not immortal eek
(6 years ago)
Hopefully not. One liifetime of him s more than anyone should have to put up with
(6 years ago)
I remain below all of the above....
(6 years ago)
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oh mandy
(6 years ago)
Thu, 23-Nov-17 5:10 PM (6 years ago)
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Something y'all don't know - TC invented the emojis. But back then, they called them hieroglyphics
But did you try to start the truck with your teeth? grin
(6 years ago)
Got a lot lizard to suck start it wink Cheaper than a tow trucck grin
(6 years ago)
LOL
(6 years ago)
Hello Tux smile smile xxoo........good to see you, sorry I missed you.....smile smile........tight hug and kotc
(6 years ago)
the pot callin the kettle black
(6 years ago)
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