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I do love a good bourbon before the fuckin.. or during depending on the night lol
(14 days ago)
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I was told I had a "nice ball hammock" once
(35 days ago)
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen European Twat carrying a coconut ?
(32 days ago)
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Gotta start cold, and warm her engine, before taking her for a spin!
(36 days ago)
I don't mind if your warmed up, just means your turned on which is never a bad thing.... unless your at a funeral
(36 days ago)
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Your Welcome Jen ... Not sure I commented recently 🐺
(38 days ago)
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On the other hand, you'll never know if you don't try!
(39 days ago)
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You have to do the reality and if it isn't as good as the fantasy, put the reality down as experience.
(39 days ago)
"You mistook my lust for love didn't you?" Images In Vogue great Canadian band
(39 days ago)
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I prefer reality, wife prefers fantasy. Go figure 😂😂😂
(38 days ago)
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Sounds fun .. Maybe some new blog stories .. What you posted in the pass was fun and sexy to read. Enjoy your weekend.
(49 days ago)
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Sexy fun time .. If it's anything like in your latest story in the forum .. I'd like to read your after thoughts.
(49 days ago)
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That's a good reason to have a case of the Mondays!
(88 days ago)
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tugking70, joe_betty, Saetyrical, misterquidpro, SashaDoll and 2 others, AverageJoe2000 and McPhallus like this
Damn, woman. You have a gift for putting wonderfully hot sex into words. Thank you for sharing that wonderful moment with us.
(89 days ago)
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I just finished reading another of your great erotic stories on the forum. Such detail and intimacy we all wish was so. Thanks so much for sharing. Looking forward to the next story !!
(88 days ago)
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It’s only excercise if you get your heart rate up and you sweat…. Have fun
(93 days ago)
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Haven't used one in so long I'm not sure I remember how.
(100 days ago)
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Never used them. We tried it once for fun. Without the cum it’s not the same.
(100 days ago)
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Love all the pics you posted of it so we can compare.
(100 days ago)
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Is that called a room service?😁
(102 days ago)
Looking forward to reading about it later!
(102 days ago)
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Be sure to take pics 😜
(101 days ago)
Wow,you certainly do know how to multitask with the best
(108 days ago)
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I can drink OR fuck. I drink a lot when I can’t fuck, keeps the demon anesthetized. 😂 Chocolate anytime!
(108 days ago)
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