)guernseydonkey's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 14-Feb-23 8:57 PM (1 year ago)
Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovely people out there x x
im the first in my paternal line not to be guernsey born in at least 400 years
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Mon, 15-Aug-22 9:24 PM (1 year ago)
Found myself watching the man utd math the other day then heard the wife coming in so quickly pulled my trousers down and flicked on some porn to save any embarrassment lol
Tue, 2-Aug-22 9:03 PM (1 year ago)
Feeling fucked just done a 40 mile bike ride and my legs are trembling but not in a nice way
take 2 epsom salt baths and two days sleep and don't call me in the morning ;p
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 5-Jul-22 10:12 PM (1 year ago)
Just done a 27mile ride it was hard but not for the whole ride 
Fri, 23-Oct-20 9:05 PM (3 years ago)
Was in my Lycra getting a bottle of water from the shop and when I went to the checkout the lady looked at me and said and that one in your shorts .... I said excuse me
Fri, 24-Apr-20 9:35 PM (4 years ago)
Just back from a long hard ride my ass is sore .... shame it was only a push bike ride tonight 
Wed, 25-Mar-20 10:30 PM (4 years ago)
Can we try switching 2020 off and on again it’s not working properly
Tue, 31-Dec-19 11:17 PM (4 years ago)
Happy new year to all NN’s hope 2020 is a good year .... pl
Tue, 24-Dec-19 10:00 PM (4 years ago)
Merry Xmas to all my NN friends even the ones I haven’t met yet x x
Wed, 13-Nov-19 12:13 AM (4 years ago)
Just ordered myself a new 8.5” ejeculating dildo looking forward to it arriving and pics will follow
So it is an expensive enema
(4 years ago)
A female friend has one that I bought for her annd she LOVES it
(4 years ago)
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Sat, 5-Oct-19 9:43 PM (4 years ago)
Happy 17th birthday NN and thank you for bringing so many lovely people together
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Wed, 11-Sep-19 9:24 PM (4 years ago)
Did my wife froggy style before .... much like soggy style just I aimed an inch higher , should have seen her leap
Tue, 29-Jan-19 10:18 PM (5 years ago)
My wife asked where I was taking her for valentines.... apparently from behind wasn’t the right answer
Mon, 24-Dec-18 10:04 PM (5 years ago)
Love seeing all you hot gals and guys in sexy Xmas gear lets see the pics people x x
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Mon, 24-Dec-18 9:50 PM (5 years ago)
Merry Xmas my NN buddies hope you can be good .... if not be very naughty lol love to all x x
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Tue, 21-Aug-18 10:10 PM (5 years ago)
Had this lady jerk me off with vasoline before I have just cum 3 times In The shower trying to get it off
Sat, 14-Apr-18 2:38 AM (6 years ago)
Just met up with a nice guy called Danny down near the park over looking the harbor wanked and sucked each other off and s finger or two
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Sun, 4-Feb-18 8:59 PM (6 years ago)
Plump , ripe and gagging for some cream .... this was about strawberries lol saw a sign in the shop saying this and had a little chuckle to myself
speaking of chuckling was walking the dogs and three young girls were out on the rainy street one stopped and said ewww look at this long worm...i had to chuckle
(6 years ago)
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