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ErinJ's Recent Statuses
Mon, 22-Jun-20 10:10 PM (3 years ago)
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(_|_) <---- a butt
GottaBeMe likes this
i need a bra to get a Y
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Its a saggy Y for me.....mine aint front n center like that!
(3 years ago)
Saggy smile
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
( o )n( o ) tit wank in progress
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I'm an owl! OvO
(3 years ago)
Fri, 6-Oct-17 1:35 AM (6 years ago)
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Hitachi is all better c:
owbiglineman and cheekypaul like this
domo aragoto mr hitachi
(6 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Wed, 16-Aug-17 1:15 PM (6 years ago)
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Anyone else ever wish they had someone to organize and predict what you'd rate all your porn? I'm busy after all.
i have 3 perosnal bitches that do just that..and wash my balls every noon
(6 years ago)
The cleanest testicles on 'ere ^
(6 years ago)
Wed, 19-Jul-17 6:35 AM (6 years ago)
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(_I_)
carsyn, Ohioman_1979 and rhinostool like this
butt .. ha ha ha butt ha ha ha ... butt .. ha ha
(6 years ago)
(_¤_) ..butt ha ha ha ... butt ha ha ha
(6 years ago)
Thu, 22-Jun-17 5:47 PM (6 years ago)
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Let's see if wearing a plug out makes doing these errands less boring.
Dr_Grey and fb_for_fun like this
That combined with national no panty day should make it fun.
(6 years ago)
sdredd922 and Jagged_Edges like this
if it doesn't maybe a bigger one?
(6 years ago)
VTCali likes this
Either way: Pix or it didn't happen!
(6 years ago)
Just don't fart....
(6 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
...or you might implode
(6 years ago)
Thu, 22-Jun-17 1:01 AM (6 years ago)
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The best thing about work is how good it feels to take your top off as soon as you get home tongue
I wonder if strippers think "I can't wait until my shift is over so that I can put my bra on and relax".
(6 years ago)
Amem to that!
(6 years ago)
Set those girls free! LOL
(6 years ago)
curvyiowa likes this
Onomatopoeia for taking off your bra: Baa-loop... (OK, you do better...)
(6 years ago)
I really like your way of thinking Erin
(6 years ago)
Thu, 22-Jun-17 12:34 AM (6 years ago)
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Hell is: Having to choose between masturbating and video games.
Hungerr and Talkflirty2me like this
what? no games with masturbating?? you need to invent one then
(6 years ago)
can allways do both hun lol
(6 years ago)
Wed, 21-Jun-17 9:00 AM (6 years ago)
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Hitachi and a vibrating plug = C:
they make big excavators grin eek
(6 years ago)
...... and TV's.....
(6 years ago)
.....and washing machines......
(6 years ago)
Wed, 21-Jun-17 8:41 AM (6 years ago)
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Just asked for permission to do a thing that should be fun. c: *crosses fingers*
you are allowed to!
(6 years ago)
Talkflirty2me likes this
Wed, 21-Jun-17 8:05 AM (6 years ago)
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Got my Hush charged finally, plug time soonish.
deepsea69 and Talkflirty2me like this
Wed, 21-Jun-17 2:02 AM (6 years ago)
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I think I'm in the mood for a plug in my ass.
"Plug it in, plug it in!"
(6 years ago)
Mmm atta girl!
(6 years ago)
Pix or it didn't happen.
(6 years ago)
TwoWildHearts likes this
Plug N play
(6 years ago)
Naughty and playful!! I like it! Hey Erin! wink
(6 years ago)
Fri, 24-Jun-16 8:22 PM (7 years ago)
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Got my gold shield, hooray
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(7 years ago)
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(7 years ago)
How does it feel 2 be a star ?
(7 years ago)
Glad ya did welcome to the team
(7 years ago)
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(7 years ago)
Fri, 24-Jun-16 8:21 PM (7 years ago)
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Got my gold shield hoorA
want to buy a miracle polishing cloth, only 4.99 + shipping
(7 years ago)
Can be split into 9 easy payments of $.055!!!
(7 years ago)
But hurry, this deal wont last forever!
(7 years ago)
Fri, 10-Jun-16 2:08 AM (7 years ago)
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like ErinJ liked the cam show of etd72
Mon, 6-Jun-16 8:23 AM (7 years ago)
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Devastated, my magic wand broke.
naughtyteasel likes this
Love my wand. xx
(7 years ago)
Thu, 2-Jun-16 5:47 AM (7 years ago)
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Uploaded a couple of verification pictures, any idea how long it usually takes?
No links in your status...I just deleted it.
(7 years ago)
NN once personally verified me in 20 minutes. Circumstances were odd and not altogether pleasant. smile
(7 years ago)
Ah, we had so much fun in the good old days!
(7 years ago)
yes, nothing but harmony and joy! only the truly clever remember. smile
(7 years ago)
I don't believe they show in the gallery until after the verification is done. They aren't currently in the list for approvals yet.
(7 years ago)
Thu, 2-Jun-16 3:13 AM (7 years ago)
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I want to make some verification pics, but I am feeling too lazy to get up, bleh tongue
That's the spirit, go get'em tiger!
(7 years ago)
LOL
(7 years ago)
Mr.FX likes this
I know I would certainly offer a similar amount of appreciation in returnsmile
(7 years ago)
Mr.FX and Daffodil888 like this
Thu, 2-Jun-16 3:08 AM (7 years ago)
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I like butts (_I_) (Lady butts)
me too! grin
(7 years ago)
Hi Erin.. I see you like the discworld books grin
(7 years ago)
ErinJ likes this
Thu, 2-Jun-16 3:01 AM (7 years ago)
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I like butts (_I_)
<<<<<kissass
(7 years ago)
and I cannot lie
(7 years ago)