)killa_nuts's Recent Statuses
Last shown: (show another user)
Thu, 12-Apr-18 7:20 PM (6 years ago)
hola bitches! und bitchachos! and of course..all the genderly confused young people..cant forget those! hola to you to
Mon, 19-Mar-18 7:56 PM (6 years ago)
just a quick drive by mastrubation... i fuckin love to jerk off to status...you fuckers gonna get a bukkake facial treatment!
put away that tiny purple thing... not a pickle
Wed, 21-Feb-18 6:40 PM (6 years ago)
when you have a clap light in your bedroom, rough sex also becomes a rave!
so a clap light is like a CSI orange or Blue light ... so ya can tell who got da clap?
(6 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Tue, 13-Feb-18 7:06 PM (6 years ago)
so i just became the chief of the department at the office today...aaand i bought myself 'the world's best boss' coffee mug...so those fuckers underneath will know how fucking cool and kind i am!
Mon, 12-Feb-18 8:12 PM (6 years ago)
sometimes...right before i cum..i like my asshole ticked and balls sucked while she hums the theme song of LOTR.. i just wanted to share this information with you guys
255635 likes this
that was only the first time 
you said you wont tell no one..i have become a much bigger asshole these days..i swear
you said you wont tell no one..i have become a much bigger asshole these days..i swear
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
*spreads legs a bit apart* oh my!! getting me all moist
Mon, 29-Jan-18 9:43 PM (6 years ago)
right fuckers, was good seeing you afetr some time 
im just gonna go jerk off to some fucked up midget porn hug my koala bear and fall into the zzzz land! sayonara bitchachos!
im just gonna go jerk off to some fucked up midget porn hug my koala bear and fall into the zzzz land! sayonara bitchachos!
I always feel the need for a shower after you have soiled status; p
(6 years ago)
Mon, 29-Jan-18 8:53 PM (6 years ago)
wtf is with the swedish news today in status?? this is murica god dammit!
clark2k likes this
Tue, 5-Dec-17 7:56 PM (6 years ago)
im getting all ma bitchezz comfty sherpa lined higheeled crocks this xmas! dont wanna see them bithes trippin around. the essentials of a good pimp, gotta keep the hoes happy!
Tue, 28-Nov-17 7:10 PM (6 years ago)
roses are red, violets are blue... butchy lesbians muff diving part two!
Thu, 9-Nov-17 5:18 PM (6 years ago)
tip of the day: put some pepper in your pillow, so when you push her face into it she sneezes...and her pussy tightens harder then the G.I Joe's kung fu grip! just..pull out on time
Thu, 12-Oct-17 6:19 PM (6 years ago)
i shaved my nuts so we can play star trek..the next penetration! yes you can call my nuts Picard
cedar19 likes this
Mon, 9-Oct-17 8:25 PM (6 years ago)
status tonight is like watching two extra chromosoned midget fuck in a barn..quite akward and slow as fuck..and yet somehow you cant turn away
curiousAdam likes this
Thu, 5-Oct-17 4:59 PM (6 years ago)
sweet eurotrash you look wonderfull tonight!..with your smuged eyeliner underneath the bathroom lights...
Wed, 4-Oct-17 4:53 PM (6 years ago)
those vitamins cant wash away your sins...but at least it feels like you're tryin..
It might be hard to talk with your sausage stuffed deep in my throat
(6 years ago)
incoming!
Tue, 19-Sep-17 4:17 PM (6 years ago)
when you say poop...your mouth makes the same motion your asshole does
Hmmm, I have never seen the motion my asshole makes. I'm not that agile.
(6 years ago)
Tue, 12-Sep-17 6:09 PM (6 years ago)
(C?mon!) all up in that asshole, let me hit that booty raw Lickin' the dick, suckin' the balls, swallow it all beatin' down your pussy wall to the ground Spinnin' round and round...
Is this a love note to KJ?
(6 years ago)
made me dizzy
Wed, 6-Sep-17 6:26 PM (6 years ago)
daily update on Michael Jackson's health condition: Still dead
just tweet it tweet it no ones ever gonna read it just tweet it tweet it tweet it
(6 years ago)
killa_nuts likes this
Mon, 4-Sep-17 8:44 PM (6 years ago)
well fuck me tender and call me sally...its my NN birthday today it seems! im 83 NN years...thats like 94 in dog years
im real mature for my age though..people at the old folks home say that its like im already 6 feet under
(6 years ago)
did mark approve you going through his collection ??
(6 years ago)
Bridget the midget it is then for the evening viewing pleasure?
(6 years ago)
dammit kimmy..now u got me all excited! its the little things in life that count 
(6 years ago)
