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carsyn's Recent Statuses
Mon, 17-Jul-17 3:41 AM (6 years ago)
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I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk. hehehe grin
steelrat60 and shegotthejak like this
You heard that eye-roll, didn't you?
(6 years ago)
Tue, 20-Jun-17 11:12 PM (6 years ago)
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2 views short of 1500! Yes this shameless self promotion lol grin who wants a beerl
Someone beat me to it, I was 1501
(6 years ago)
carsyn likes this
there you go you shamless hussy lol smile
(6 years ago)
carsyn and Jagged_Edges like this
was me fire
(6 years ago)
Artistic and carsyn like this
yes, I confess I am an attention slut grin
(6 years ago)
Ley-dd likes this
Mon, 19-Jun-17 3:09 AM (6 years ago)
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1492 views, finally I have discovered America grin time for a beer
Columbus sailed the ocean blue, but he didn't land on the north american continent
(6 years ago)
a small island in the bahamas I read somewhere
(6 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
beer Cheers! I need a fresh one, brb
(6 years ago)
Sun, 18-Jun-17 12:54 AM (6 years ago)
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iF you have enough courge... every zoo could be a petting zoo ohmy eek crying
Talkflirty2me likes this
TO does reasonably well as far as conservation and breeding goes. It lacks as all zoos do but the walk thru is a hell of a work out for the animals outside of the enclosures (humans)
(6 years ago)
carsyn likes this
I often give up at some point and take the zoomobile.
(6 years ago)
juicy likes this
lots of hills and long trails in there!
(6 years ago)
carsyn likes this
Today would have been brutal, clear skies and cool temps best for those trails and seeing the animals
(6 years ago)
juicy likes this
spring is the best time, easier on the humans and the animals are active
(6 years ago)
carsyn likes this
Sun, 18-Jun-17 12:37 AM (6 years ago)
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I would absolutely love to get to know many of these beautiful NN ladies a lot better!! grin
sdredd922 and Fletcherdogg like this
Thu, 15-Jun-17 11:00 PM (6 years ago)
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People who help you find what you are looking for in a liquor store should be called "Spirit Guides." grin
i will actually pay that as a funny. grin
(6 years ago)
Jagged_Edges and cheekypaul like this
Or, if you're baptist, a devil's advocate?
(6 years ago)
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Sat, 25-Mar-17 6:48 AM (7 years ago)
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I need to go to bed now, and rest my funny Boner
sweet dreams
(7 years ago)
carsyn likes this
Sat, 25-Feb-17 1:32 AM (7 years ago)
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Pretty face, lovely waist and a yummy taste... trying to wright poetry is hard. lol
Black or yellow, red or white... I don't care white colour she is, as long as she's tight.
(7 years ago)
sdredd922 and ~Wenchie~ like this
What
(7 years ago)
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What?
(7 years ago)
Who?
(7 years ago)
When and where?
(7 years ago)
Sat, 28-Jan-17 7:13 AM (7 years ago)
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I’m wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be. wink
Slither it over your whiskey dick! Women LOOOOVE that!
(7 years ago)
carsyn likes this
I confess I had to refer to the urban dictionary.... whiskey dick, thats what you call it... who says this site is not educational, Lol
(7 years ago)
We strive to be all manners of pervs here! : P
(7 years ago)
Thu, 5-Jan-17 5:21 AM (7 years ago)
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May I cum in you and get warm... or I mean come in with you... oops!
_acheron and WendySilvia like this
hi carsynsmile
(7 years ago)
carsyn likes this
Hi AGR wink
(7 years ago)
Fri, 21-Oct-16 9:58 PM (7 years ago)
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Casual Sex please... Because formal sex involves too many thank-you notes!
nazgulnine and 12gaugefan like this
Business casual
(7 years ago)
i thought formal sex only happened on the dining room table grin
(7 years ago)
carsyn and hard4u6968 like this
Dicky bow, rev...
(7 years ago)
Thanks Hard, I was going to turn up wearing a dickie bow around my "neck"
(7 years ago)
hard4u6968 and carsyn like this
You nearly made the same mistake TC
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Wed, 12-Oct-16 5:53 PM (7 years ago)
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Don't sweat the petty stuff... but do pet the sweaty lady stuff!!
"Don't sweat the Petty stuff" - Dale Earnhardt's mentality
(7 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
Thu, 21-Apr-16 3:22 AM (7 years ago)
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Two views shy of 1000... thousandaire's club here I cum
just 1 now congrats
(7 years ago)
I was your 1000th!
(7 years ago)
Only took 5 years, but it has been worth it. ty to all those that made this possible.
(7 years ago)
Wed, 6-Apr-16 4:11 AM (7 years ago)
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Foreplay often results in more play!
Tue, 5-Apr-16 4:35 AM (7 years ago)
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Apocolypse meow! Overwhelmed by all the great pussy photos!
VTCali and _acheron like this
Mon, 16-Dec-13 10:22 PM (10 years ago)
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I feel the need for something soft, warm and wet...
curiouslylong likes this
here have this used wet wipe; )
(10 years ago)
Sun, 13-Oct-13 8:29 PM (10 years ago)
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ate too much turkey... time for a nap
burn it of on me
(10 years ago)
Thu, 10-Oct-13 9:39 PM (10 years ago)
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Wishing all my fellow Canadians a Happy Thanksgiving
nhintct likes this
Tue, 8-Oct-13 10:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Newly verified poster... the little yellow shield is finally mine!
KiwiPic, fluffydawg and LuLusBakery like this
Congrats!
(10 years ago)
good for you, it seems to take a long ass time around here now
(10 years ago)
great to see there grin
(10 years ago)
Mon, 7-Oct-13 3:07 AM (10 years ago)
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Posted sone new pics, enjoy... verification perhaps tomorrow and the elusive yellow sheild
I think a yellow shield could be in your future.
(10 years ago)
Sun, 6-Oct-13 6:35 PM (10 years ago)
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Looking to chat with anyone in the N.E. U.S. ...got the rainy afternoon blues, lol
Sun, 6-Oct-13 12:00 PM (10 years ago)
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Up too early! ...would love to sleep late, tired and horny, lol
Sun, 6-Oct-13 3:26 AM (10 years ago)
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soo many beautiful women and sooo little time... a terrible shame
Lookin4fun09 likes this
Sat, 5-Oct-13 10:29 PM (10 years ago)
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Halloween costume pics could be fun and sexy
KiwiPic likes this
Thu, 3-Oct-13 10:58 PM (10 years ago)
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Two verification pics... and no yellow shield where have I gone wrong?
you posted them in the butts/ass category
(10 years ago)
And it can take a few days. Used to take months!
(10 years ago)
I had to complain to get mine... my lady got verified waaaaay before I did
(10 years ago)
i dont know what you'r all bitching about mine took like 2 hours
(10 years ago)
lucky you, kid.
(10 years ago)
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