)aussieguy1981's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 11-Jan-25 10:13 PM (14 days ago)
While using my shirt today to clean my glasses it got me thinking....how do nudists clean there glasses?
Sat, 4-Jan-25 8:19 PM (21 days ago)
Just found out the Sheik of Scrubby creek died the other day ...if there was ever an excuse for breakfast beers this would be it
Sat, 4-Jan-25 10:41 AM (21 days ago)
Just talk amongst yourselves for a few hours I'm off to hit the fart sack ....be back soon ish
Sat, 4-Jan-25 8:11 AM (22 days ago)
An Australian fresh water crocodile can grow over 20 feet ! .... bollocks , I've only ever seen them with 4
Tue, 24-Dec-24 7:44 AM (33 days ago)
Dear Santa, all I want is a big fat bank account and a slim body... please don't get the two mixed up like last year
Fri, 20-Dec-24 9:31 PM (36 days ago)
Just going through my gallery and realised that the youngest photos of me are actually the oldest photos of me ..I've thought about this too much now and need another beer
Wed, 18-Dec-24 2:48 AM (39 days ago)
If two vegans have a punch up , is it still called a beef ?
Soup. It is called soup
(39 days ago)
It's called a kerfuffle.
(39 days ago)
Was a good fight to watch anyway..I'm sure they knew kale karate
(39 days ago)
Kerfluffle, isn’t that some kind of marshmallow spread? 😂
(38 days ago)
Sat, 14-Dec-24 10:20 AM (42 days ago)
Yesterday I gave my seat up on the bus for an elderly lady....and today I lost my job as a bus driver! What's this world coming to
Sat, 7-Dec-24 12:57 PM (49 days ago)
Righto all my horny mates , I'm off to hit the fart sack . Over and out
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Sat, 7-Dec-24 12:08 PM (49 days ago)
Just went and checked the yabby trap...that's dinner sorted for tomorrow 😋
Sat, 7-Dec-24 2:56 AM (50 days ago)
If I weigh 99kgs and eat 1 kg of chips dose that make me 1 percent chip now ?
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Sat, 30-Nov-24 10:33 AM (56 days ago)
Beat my Personal best record of how many ducklings I can fit in a size 10 gumboot.
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Fri, 8-Nov-24 12:39 PM (78 days ago)
Well I'm off to hit the fart sack ....I'm sorry the floor in the NN bar is still sticky but I'm exhausted and can barely keep my eyes open ...I'll be sure to mop it in the morning
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Wed, 25-Sep-24 4:07 AM (123 days ago)
Looking for a small selection of my sexy friends to make a private video chat room with...I'll be on in 3 hours
Fri, 31-May-24 10:05 PM (239 days ago)
Anyone near tamworth NSW that would like a few beers and a photo shoot? Pm me
Fri, 26-Jan-24 2:38 AM (1 year ago)
Just went into town to get groceries forgetting the country music festival is on this week ... thousands of sweaty tourist's hiding in the shop to get out of the heat ..woah what an adventure that jus
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Fri, 27-Oct-23 5:23 AM (1 year ago)
Afternoon all my sexy friends... anyone like a private video chat room?...my shout
Sat, 15-Apr-23 11:10 AM (1 year ago)
Ok just been sitting her booking plain tickets...I'm I'm Melbourne next month... Canberra the month after ..then Sydney the month after that.... anyone keen for a dirty adventure?
Hey stop by the James Turrell Skyspace in Canberra. We have a public flashing picture we took there. Stop by for a visit and recreation.
(1 year ago)
Wed, 5-Apr-23 11:48 AM (1 year ago)
No judging but I'm totally obsessed with the video chat room on here...it's fast becoming my guilty pleasure and am on online most mornings at 7 am ..most mornings there's a nice horny girl to have m
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Sat, 18-Feb-23 4:43 AM (1 year ago)
Are any of my sexy NN mates from Melbourne? ...I'm in town for the weekend if you would like a photo shoot
Mon, 14-Nov-22 2:22 AM (2 years ago)
I will be creating a private video chat room shortly if any of my friends would like to join