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Tardis's Recent Statuses
Sun, 24-Mar-19 2:54 AM (1 day ago)
Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on
TexAngel likes this
shower of power
(1 day ago)
Tardis likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 3:48 AM (2 days ago)
OK I am back, my internet was going on and off grrr. So what I miss
MissAshlee likes this
for they would pay me just to get me out of the place
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
i do those all the time! and then i post them in backwards order here so i dont break the rules grin
(2 days ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
I want to go to a Muslim stripshow to find out whether the punters all yell out, "Show us yer face!" smile
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee and MidnightWriter like this
eh... i'm scarred on some of what those women end up CHOOSING to wear... i saw pictures years ago from kuwait, where all the women were in the ocean in head to toe black... i sympathize with them sad
(2 days ago)
a woman should be free to choose
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 3:17 AM (2 days ago)
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
MissAshlee and MidnightWriter like this
Work Is a Four-Letter Word
(2 days ago)
Tardis likes this
What is this "work" you speak of? blink.....tongue
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 2:55 AM (2 days ago)
People are making end of the world jokes, like there’s no tomorrow
REM, its the end of the world as we know it.... and I feel fine
(2 days ago)
Tardis and MissAshlee like this
hey Steel, how are you man
(2 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I am not sure how to answer that... I still live
(2 days ago)
Imagine if the world really had been flat... "Land ahoy Cap'n!, waves be breakin on the shore""... 15 minutes later.. 'Uh oh Cap'n, make that "Edge ahoy"...them waves is a waterfaaaaaaaaall...
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
in my book that is a good thing to be still alive
(2 days ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 2:23 AM (2 days ago)
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
LOLclap
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee and Rene_Pogel like this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:48 PM (6 days ago)
I was told not to steal any kitchen utensils but it's a whisk I am willing to take
sounds like whiskey business...dont do the crime if you cant do the grime
(6 days ago)
Fork orf!
(6 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Makes me think of that character in big bang theory.
(6 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Barry Kripke!!! LOL
(6 days ago)
NaughtyKat and lennynatural like this
That's white Bawhie Kwhipke. laugh
(6 days ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:30 PM (6 days ago)
I accidentally went to bed with my contact lenses in the other night. My dreams have never been clearer
made contact with your subconscious eh?
(6 days ago)
Tardis likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:25 PM (6 days ago)
Who invented King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference
why should you never talk to Pi..Because he’ll just go on forever
(6 days ago)
Might have a Master-Bating Expirience scared
(6 days ago)
Tardis likes this
beware or Sir Pent..he is a snake in the grass
(6 days ago)
Sir cum vent interrupted
(6 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
And went in via the back door...ooo errr missus!
(6 days ago)
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Thu, 7-Mar-19 3:14 AM (18 days ago)
Mmmm all this perving causing some issue in my pj......
Mmmm ok its not my drink, blushing
(18 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
ok, just had to check.. *hides back in the corner*
(18 days ago)
Be careful I am lurking in the corner also lol
(18 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Behind you!! grin
(18 days ago)
It’s a corner party
(18 days ago)
Thu, 7-Mar-19 2:48 AM (18 days ago)
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Thu, 7-Mar-19 2:44 AM (18 days ago)
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
You sure you're not reading the same book as Emu? - Hellosmile
(18 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Hi naughtykat. I am sure lol
(18 days ago)
NaughtyKat and MissAshlee like this
That book seem to be going around a lot! grin
(18 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I'd send you my boomerang-shaped one Tardis, but it keeps coming back unread...
(18 days ago)
Thu, 7-Mar-19 2:24 AM (18 days ago)
I have been in a dry spell, that I am googling what is sex?
fletcherdog likes this
Damn.... SEX that’s it!! It’s been so long I forgot what it was called
(18 days ago)
Mon, 17-Dec-18 6:54 AM (97 days ago)
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy
haha hi sexysmile
(97 days ago)
Perhaps it was a Legal Protrail eek
(97 days ago)
Sun, 2-Dec-18 5:12 AM (113 days ago)
I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up
Look up wishful thinking, Tardis. wink
(112 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Why did the brotha wear a tux to his vasectomy? "Cuz if I gonna be impotent I gonna look impotent.
(112 days ago)
Tardis likes this
Maybe if you keep pumping, something might cum up LOL
(112 days ago)
Fri, 30-Nov-18 12:02 PM (114 days ago)
Well to all my friends..Have a good day and some have a good night smile
coldfish1 and tickle_me_elmo like this
and to you too
(114 days ago)
see ya tardis smile enjoy your day
(114 days ago)
see ya. thanks for the jokes!
(114 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Fri, 30-Nov-18 12:00 PM (114 days ago)
Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence
Fri, 30-Nov-18 11:51 AM (114 days ago)
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need
lol
(114 days ago)
Tue, 27-Nov-18 9:31 AM (117 days ago)
My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn, she asked me to fix her sink 2 hours ago and I'm still fixing her sink.
LOL
(117 days ago)
Tue, 27-Nov-18 9:30 AM (117 days ago)
Well time to go back to bed...something is growing in my pj...maybe if I stop touching might help to go down...nah
Tue, 27-Nov-18 9:17 AM (117 days ago)
The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."
troutbash
(117 days ago)
NaughtyKat and tickle_me_elmo like this
Tue, 27-Nov-18 9:15 AM (117 days ago)
I just found an origami porn channel, but it is paper view only
Fri, 23-Nov-18 6:22 AM (121 days ago)
To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing!
Fri, 23-Nov-18 6:19 AM (121 days ago)
*Disclaimer...Tardis is drunk and horny and going to bed
lol good night drunken bum tongue
(121 days ago)
I for one prefer drunken hobo
(121 days ago)
good night or good day for you sexy flitt
(121 days ago)
afternoon here still but thats ok wink
(121 days ago)
Fri, 23-Nov-18 6:10 AM (121 days ago)
Just realize with all this perving...I am naked... how did that happen
you took ya clothes dear fella wink
(121 days ago)
I seem to be smile
(121 days ago)
oops it seem to be
(121 days ago)
Fri, 23-Nov-18 4:45 AM (122 days ago)
Upon reviewing my boomark pictures, I seem to like ass pics.....interesting
steelrat60 likes this
not much, just had a very busy day, relaxing, perving and having a nice cider yes a cider
(121 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
regular or hard cider?
(121 days ago)
i gone off cider, cant find a nice refreshing one, besides, they not good for me figure wink
(121 days ago)
hard cider...mmmm good
(121 days ago)
hard cider
(121 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
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