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Mon, 19-Apr-21 12:31 PM (3 years ago)
Wish my neighbour would piss off with that noisy lawnmower, not even that big a lawn, must be done by now!
whipman-uk and thatfeeling like this
- - same here - my neighbor has just started - he takes friggin hours - small garden to - yep pisses me off big time - -
(3 years ago)
My fucking neighbor figured out a use for a leaf blower in the middle of winter. I almost shot him. Justifiable in my book.
(3 years ago)
I've used a leaf blower in winter to clear away the real light fluffy snow.
(3 years ago)
*looks in yellow pages for Anger Management *
(3 years ago)
lennynatural and Fire_brand like this
Sat, 3-Apr-21 12:15 PM (3 years ago)
Ooh I got my 10 year badge! Over 15 including an earlier profile, but still... badge!
I’m sitting in the rain/sleet/snow as we speak, imagining the train wreck of fucktard drivers who will be clogging the roads soon. Wreck after wreck. It will look like Mad Max 4!
(3 years ago)
Don't be a wussy. Get your snowsuit on put on some boots and get out their!
(3 years ago)
whipman-uk likes this
Mon, 2-Jul-18 10:24 PM (5 years ago)
With all this hot weather, there ought to be plenty of nude pics from the UK right? Good!
rhinostool likes this
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Wed, 13-Jul-16 7:38 PM (7 years ago)
Location "United Kingdom." Care to be a bit more specific? Surely a city or county wouldn't be giving away too much?
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Some think it would. Plenty here that are just from "the United States"...and consider how much that covers.
(7 years ago)
the way things are going lately shouldnt that be the Un Nited States or even the Un Knighted Union
(7 years ago)
Some also aren't specific because they are not here to meet and it cuts down on the "Hey you live very close to me,want to meet?" which can be a drag after a while
(7 years ago)
A general vicinity giant really took hard tho! I get not putting down what city you live in, but a general area might not be so bad!?
(7 years ago)
Wed, 22-Jun-16 6:47 PM (7 years ago)
Vote in, or vote out? In and Out takes on a different context on this site!
Sun, 22-May-16 7:46 PM (7 years ago)
While tidying up my pubes, got a bit too close with the clippers, now my dick is bleeding.
Jesus!!! How far up your dick do your pubes grow? Bet it looks like chewbaccas finger
(7 years ago)
MrsFX and kimberly_1229 like this
better nicked than the alternative
(7 years ago)
MrsFX and kimberly_1229 like this
Sammy618 likes this
Sun, 20-Mar-16 7:26 PM (8 years ago)
Off till after Easter. What to do with myself? Or yourself...
Thu, 7-Jan-16 10:18 PM (8 years ago)
My car has a better sex life than me. Someone crashed into it, so it got fucked before I did this year!
SunGod_dess and seeker12 like this
Thu, 31-Dec-15 4:05 PM (8 years ago)
New year resolutions anyone? I resolve to meet more people on NN. Which won't take much doing compared to 2015!
RoxanneS likes this
Wed, 25-Nov-15 2:01 PM (8 years ago)
Some time off work and just been paid, excellent. Just need some NN volunteers to occupy my time!
Wed, 18-Mar-15 8:10 PM (9 years ago)
Go for a swim or browse NN? Decisions, decisions.
go for a swim,get the blood going then don't share where the blood goes k
(9 years ago)
Sun, 1-Feb-15 2:06 PM (9 years ago)
Slothlike Sundays for the win. I'm sure I can find some energy if any local NN ladies want to come round though!
Fri, 18-Apr-14 8:51 AM (10 years ago)
Women seem to be losing the ability to suck me off to completion. Apply within!
rhinostool likes this
Sun, 13-Jan-13 11:05 AM (11 years ago)
Hungover or still pissed? Not entirely sure just yet. Back to bed or sausage butty? Why are Sundays so tricky?!
handsolo123 likes this
Tue, 23-Oct-12 7:02 PM (11 years ago)
A (former) NN member on the way over. This should be good!
Fri, 6-Apr-12 11:54 AM (12 years ago)
Any NN ladies up for some bank holiday debauchery? Midlands ideally but I can travel.