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Redwood599's Recent Statuses
Sat, 11-May-19 3:30 PM (4 years ago)
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It’s a beautiful day in paradise. To bad I’m not there.
MidnightWriter likes this
it's a beautiful day in bumfuck Oregon. too bad I am there
(4 years ago)
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I am where I am generally at and while it is raining, at least it is not snowing.
(4 years ago)
Tue, 12-Mar-19 8:08 PM (5 years ago)
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My balls are getting bluer by the minute
I got Yellow. Wanna go green?
(5 years ago)
Time to loosen the lasso
(5 years ago)
Sounds like it time to press the penis.
(5 years ago)
Tue, 30-Oct-18 8:17 PM (5 years ago)
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Been a member for a few months now and just discovered the chat. Wish I had found it sooner
cm264, Yodude85 and rhinostool like this
Sat, 27-Oct-18 6:33 PM (5 years ago)
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Any freaky plain Janes out there?
^cant see that bring an issue to be fair
(5 years ago)
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“Bring”may be issue, depends on who brings whom
(5 years ago)
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Bollocks. *being*
(5 years ago)
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Hahahaha
(5 years ago)
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Dog I hate typing what I don't mean to as well..but there are actually more freaky plain Janes out there than you would realize, just need to get the right freak on for them to react & expose theirs!
(5 years ago)
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Wed, 21-Feb-18 9:38 PM (6 years ago)
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I need my blue balls drained ASAP..lol.. does anyone ever read this stuff
reservedgent likes this
It's a hands on job.
(6 years ago)
justcuz and steelrat60 like this
You should attend A&E asap, there they will Intubate, or in leymans terms SHOVE a tube upya JapEye and round the corner an vacuum all the offending swellin and drainage ... note there is no lube it is
(6 years ago)
So Smurf or avatar?
(6 years ago)
metalwork and NaughtyKat like this
I read these things and they bring out the sarcastic side of me so whether I respond or not is a mood depending thing grin
(6 years ago)
your name need changing color
(6 years ago)
smedium and NaughtyKat like this
Sun, 7-Jan-18 12:52 PM (6 years ago)
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Love the pictures of all the sexy people on NN
smedium likes this
Sat, 25-Nov-17 6:07 PM (6 years ago)
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Nothing in moderation is worth the venture. With me it’s either all or not at all.
I kinda disagree, I like to take my time and enjoy it, spread it out so to say
(6 years ago)
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