quietwacpl's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 3-Oct-24 3:40 PM (2 days ago)
The logistics of some of these "fantasies" seem awful daunting, but what do I know 🤷🏻
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The kind that require the multitasking & flexibility of a super hero. Good day, gang
(2 days ago)
Wed, 2-Oct-24 11:47 AM (3 days ago)
I use a VPN mostly to look here while I'm on Dr's offices wifi
I just come here for the articles
(2 days ago)
Tue, 17-Sep-24 9:29 PM (18 days ago)
Anybody have an illness so gnarly that the county health department calls to get the details?
Don't be sad for me y'all. Nature decided it wasn’t meant to be, and was probably right, I was by no means ready for a child, nor will I ever be
(3 days ago)
Sat, 14-Sep-24 1:11 PM (21 days ago)
If someone has an off-putting user name, do you look at their pictures or stop when you notice their name?
Sometimes I'll look at their profile just to see but I rarely look at pics...of anyone I'm not at least somewhat familiar with.
(21 days ago)
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I always notice the thumbnail first. The names not so much. Some do make you think wtf. 😂😂😂
(21 days ago)
Chelseagal80 and Jersey__Girl like this
I don't care about their user name. I care about their profile pic.
(21 days ago)
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Couples wasn’t a choice long ago so wife told me to make it. I chose a descriptive and concise name I thought. Get asked if I’m bi, am I married, do I top…😂😂😂
(21 days ago)
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Tue, 21-Jun-22 4:56 PM (2 years ago)
I sure hope that ID selfie doesn't get out. Being a new parent doesn't look good on me.
Congrats also for your shiny new blue badge : )
(2 years ago)
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Congratulations! Now try to get some sleep! You’re gonna need it…😂😂😂😂
(2 years ago)
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deepsea69 and bluebayour6 like this
...said everyone for the last 54 weeks...let's hang on
(3 years ago)
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MitchandDaisy likes this
Somewhere in early 2020, the timelines shifted and we ended up in a completely alternate reality.
(3 years ago)
quietwacpl and Jabis like this
"you know you don't live in the prime universe when weird shit becomes the norm "- raving lunatic c-134a
(3 years ago)
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happyhumper69 and mojo75nz like this
Wanna make it interesting? To your one nudle I will bet 100 nudles that they do not.
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 28-Mar-21 11:47 PM (3 years ago)
Wife brought home a six pack of Grateful Dead socks. These will look great with my Birkenstocks
juicy and ThePadrino like this
Love the dead, you listen to Old and In the Way very much?
(3 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
The Mrs. listens to Old & In the Way more than I. She's more of a bluegrass/folk fan.
(3 years ago)
Soul_Shine likes this
*waves a pirated Dead cassette* Anyone need?
(3 years ago)
quietwacpl and DanajustDana like this
boobs would be pointless without them
(3 years ago)
Always wonder if the dogs wonder where the rest of mine are
(3 years ago)
This is one subject I always find titillating
(3 years ago)
lennynatural and bluebayour6 like this
Thu, 2-Apr-20 9:07 PM (4 years ago)
Take note, we don't post much sexy on status. We just ordered a new toy that's supposedly all the rage. We'll report back with our scientific research.
Woof around the edges...it was right there
(4 years ago)
Fri, 21-Feb-20 12:10 AM (4 years ago)
Anybody have a scar fetish? I'd hate for these new ones to go to waste Good afternoon kids!
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Sun, 24-Mar-19 6:07 PM (5 years ago)
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt His name is my name, too Whenever we go out The people always shout There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Da-da-da-da-da
Sun, 24-Mar-19 6:02 PM (5 years ago)
..................................................................................TEQUILA
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Sun, 24-Mar-19 6:00 PM (5 years ago)
I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am, I got married to the widow next door, She's been married seven times before, And everyone was a Henry
Fri, 22-Mar-19 6:51 PM (5 years ago)
cranberry juice & peanut butter posts. it must be my birthday
I like kale, steamed with a bit of butter and a touch of vinegar.... not in a smoothie
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Kale fried in olive oil with a little garlic!!
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and NaughtyKat like this
Tue, 5-Mar-19 9:11 PM (5 years ago)
Anyone near anywhere that wants to talk about the flat earth
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Tue, 5-Mar-19 5:51 PM (5 years ago)
Watching a flat earth documentary. I thought I believed it all, but not this one. Better wrap up, sasquatch will be here for tea in 20 minutes.
Fuck the flat earth, blow job from Wendy, blow job from Wendy, blow job from Wendy!!!!
(5 years ago)
nosanity and WendySilvia like this
Blow jobs take your mind off things like flat worlds, flat moons, and maybe even the biscuits..
(5 years ago)
nosanity and lennynatural like this
Way cool say Hi! For me don't know if he'll remember The Dog
(5 years ago)
WendySilvia and quietwacpl like this
Sun, 3-Mar-19 9:42 PM (5 years ago)
Whenever I see the bald eagles circling our pasture I don't get all patriotic I worry about them eating our bunnies.
I feed the squirrels too, quiet - but not by design. They’re always trying to raid the bird feeders I have out! I don’t mind that they clean up the spillage, but when they empty a feeder in a day...
(5 years ago)
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