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riverguy's Recent Statuses
Fri, 18-May-18 11:18 AM (5 days ago)
Waking slowly, too many things to do this weekend.
PApda likes this
Morning! Good luck with all that.
(5 days ago)
mikh583 likes this
Sun, 22-Apr-18 3:41 AM (31 days ago)
So sleepy. About to put head to pillow. Have been lurking on NN for a while so expecting horny dreams.
Fri, 13-Apr-18 7:06 PM (39 days ago)
So yesterday my vigra arrived. Yay!
smedium likes this
A guy in the hospital with 60 degree burns to his legs. Doc asks the nurse to give him 2 Viagra. Nurse asks if it will help with the burns. Doctor replies "no, but it will keep the sheets off his legs
(39 days ago)
My old man in a nursing home aged 80, they gace him a viagra, I asked why,....To stop him rolling out of bed"
(39 days ago)
metalwork and riverguy like this
(39 days ago)
Comedy is in the mind of the beholder...
(39 days ago)
lennynatural and riverguy like this
So he didn't have viagra for a heart condition then
(39 days ago)
TopCat57, P0909 and riverguy like this
Mon, 2-Apr-18 10:52 AM (51 days ago)
Looking forward to a Mostly Naked Monday.
Strokin4you3 and stoy4ever like this
Me too
(51 days ago)
riverguy likes this
Wed, 21-Feb-18 3:03 PM (91 days ago)
Will have house guests for a solid month. Will need to perv VERY discretely. Glad NN mobile works so well!
wish I was there!
(91 days ago)
Give my regards to the reverend and the bishop
(91 days ago)
Wed, 14-Feb-18 4:15 PM (98 days ago)
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
smedium likes this
(98 days ago)
riverguy likes this
Mon, 12-Feb-18 3:28 PM (100 days ago)
Too cold to be totally NNaked today, but I'll spend as much time as I can with no pants.
Sat, 10-Feb-18 8:22 PM (101 days ago)
Didn't take much browsing of today's uploaded photos to get my dick twitching! Thanks uploaders!
Darts12 and NaughtyJenn like this
Yes,the lesser spotted blue tits were amazing
(101 days ago)
smedium and riverguy like this
^stoney ground, in the main
(101 days ago)
riverguy likes this
Fri, 9-Feb-18 6:44 PM (102 days ago)
She to me last night: "You were healthier and happier before you stopped drinking beer. I'm going to pick up a 6-pack for you."
THAT's a woman to keep
(102 days ago)
riverguy and lennynatural like this
Mon, 8-Jan-18 4:43 PM (134 days ago)
Wish the contractor would arrive and finish his work and leave quickly. I hate having to wait for my Monday wank!
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 5-Jan-18 9:02 PM (137 days ago)
just played the 18 random things over on my blog, 'cause I saw the cool kids doing it
Artistic likes this
Do for u Sir, never worry about the rest Enjoy
(137 days ago)
Artistic and riverguy like this
^^^^^agrees with smeed
(137 days ago)
smedium and riverguy like this
Mon, 25-Dec-17 5:45 PM (148 days ago)
Merry Christmas to all the NNaughty and pervy folks here!
Mon, 25-Dec-17 12:56 AM (149 days ago)
Have been eating entirely too much holiday food. Wondering how many calories I can burn by jacking off?
I'm sure all the hotties of NN will help.Hi there
(149 days ago)
riverguy likes this
You burn about 6 calories a minute. The average time is 10-15min so you burn about 60-90 calories per session.
(149 days ago)
Thu, 30-Nov-17 7:21 PM (173 days ago)
Thursday afternoon, needing to think seriously about dieting.
Mon, 27-Nov-17 5:28 PM (176 days ago)
Monday midday masturbating
brianwoods and PApda like this
Midday? SLACKER!!!
(176 days ago)
riverguy likes this
Sun, 26-Nov-17 9:50 AM (178 days ago)
up in the middle of the night, perving and jacking off
You can jack off to cute little me ^_^
(178 days ago)
riverguy likes this
Fri, 24-Nov-17 9:36 PM (179 days ago)
college football on the TV, NN on my computer, and plenty of beer in the fridge. Today goes well.
smedium likes this
NN AND BEER, football you can keep
(179 days ago)
juicy likes this
Sun, 12-Nov-17 4:44 PM (191 days ago)
sitting comfortably in my recliner, no seat belt required, watching the Brazilian Grand Prix
steelrat60 likes this
Hi there.The only thing that could make it better if you had a girl betwee your legs giving you a blowjob
(191 days ago)
riverguy likes this
Fri, 10-Nov-17 7:44 PM (193 days ago)
Friday midafternoon, only 3 hrs sleep last night, have been zombiefied all day.
LookingforDave likes this
*slides a mug of coffee*
(193 days ago)
Mon, 6-Nov-17 3:36 PM (198 days ago)
Monday moring: thinking about the day's chores.
Sun, 5-Nov-17 6:43 PM (198 days ago)
Ready to watch the NASCAR Cup race, drinking coffee, feeling lazy.
Sun, 5-Nov-17 12:13 PM (199 days ago)
Decisions, Decisions. Do I put on the morning coffee, or go back to bed. That pillow looks mighty inviting.
GottaBeMe likes this
Go back to bed
(199 days ago)
riverguy and GottaBeMe like this
Good advice, that. Think I shall.
(199 days ago)
Sat, 4-Nov-17 8:27 PM (199 days ago)
Watching college football, drinking beer, relaxing my way through a Saturday afternoon.
rhinostool likes this
Tue, 31-Oct-17 4:29 PM (204 days ago)
Happy HalloweeNN!!
lennynatural and steelrat60 like this
Sat, 28-Oct-17 8:33 PM (206 days ago)
Watching football on TV, drinking beer, stroking my dick. There are worse ways to spend a Saturday afternoon.
Scratch842 and rhinostool like this
Don't get a personal foul for unnecessary roughness.
(206 days ago)
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