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Dean_Curtis's Recent Statuses
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Dean_Curtis
Sun, 22-Sep-19 2:39 AM (4 years ago)
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I'm premium again.
lennynatural likes this
lennynatural
Congrats and enjoy!
(4 years ago)
Artistic
about bloody time wink
(4 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
Tue, 26-Feb-19 11:09 PM (5 years ago)
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Dang, it's been too long since I last visited.
Dean_Curtis
Sun, 23-Sep-18 1:14 PM (5 years ago)
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Sneezed, hurt my back.
GottaBeMe likes this
Dean_Curtis
I didn't hold back, I put my whole body into it.
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
 lip2lip
Hurts even more when you break wind st same time
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
 		EmuLater
Especially if it backfires!
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
 		TopCat57
If it doesn't sound like a backfire, it's not a proper fart..... *eats more curry*
(5 years ago)
Mr far2shy
I've done that in Antigua,..worst painful 24 hrs of my life,.....was crippled till blowing sand on the beach made me sneeze again,..Click, fell back in place,....try sand dust or pepper
(5 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
Sun, 2-Jul-17 1:03 PM (6 years ago)
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Edited a bunch of photos out of my gallery.
Dean_Curtis
Mon, 15-May-17 8:54 PM (6 years ago)
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What are some suggestions for a person that is getting tired of this website?
one_cunning
Shave?
(6 years ago)
voyuerlover
Get more involved. There's millions of pics to look at!
(6 years ago)
sdredd922 likes this
 		LikesTwo
Carpel tunnel surgery.
(6 years ago)
izzobelle
another website
(6 years ago)
Artistic, lip2lip and sdredd922 like this
 		cs06
Take a break, and block anyone who is particularly pissing you off...works for me wink
(6 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
Dean_Curtis
Sat, 19-Nov-16 1:46 PM (7 years ago)
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Have a great day!
iowawantit likes this
Allure
And you Dean...mwah xxx
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 		Dean_Curtis
Thank you, you've made me feel loved.
(7 years ago)
kimberly_1229
you too dean smile
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
Dean_Curtis
Fri, 18-Nov-16 1:10 AM (7 years ago)
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I'm videochatting if anyone would like to check it out.
Dean_Curtis
Thu, 17-Nov-16 11:45 PM (7 years ago)
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I was told I look like Rasputin.
Tigersteaks13
Before the pickling, yes. Quite the collector's item, famous pickled willies.
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 		Agent_K
Pickles winkies were quite the delicacy in tsarist Russia
(7 years ago)
Tigersteaks13 and Dean_Curtis like this
 Tigersteaks13
Borscht and Villy again? Ugh. Communism sucks!
(7 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
 imnotreallyhere2
Napoleon's was auctioned.
(7 years ago)
Agent_K
Kinkyyyyy
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
Thu, 17-Nov-16 11:44 PM (7 years ago)
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I was told told I look like Rasputin.
MieleGattina
Yeah, I can see that...lol
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
Tue, 15-Nov-16 9:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Hell yeah! Front page again!
lennynatural and juicy like this
lennynatural
Are you sure Mark? I didn't know that.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey
I am sure, Lenny. It was under Popular Male Profiles.
(7 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
 		kimberly_1229
wasnt he nekid with a pitch fork mark?
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
 		juicy
I love Lennys profile pic
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey and lennynatural like this
 		MarkandLacey
That was him, Kimberly! I remember him being there because I was forking Lacey in the picture next to his.
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
Thu, 4-Aug-16 8:40 PM (7 years ago)
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What would it feel like to be recognized in real life from this site?
MrsFX
Rev - you shouldn't have invited Bernie around to see your 'playroom' wink
(7 years ago)
Artistic
I didnt worry that much, the person seeing me was here for a reason too
(7 years ago)
MrsFX and Gleam_Scene like this
 Revord2
I know... Can't get her off my Wii now.
(7 years ago)
Artistic and MrsFX like this
 Gleam_Scene
That's how I think also Arty.
(7 years ago)
powermanp3 likes this
 		Dean_Curtis
I wish someone would... Just to be shocked at who would mention it to me. I'd have a great laugh too.
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Dean_Curtis
Wed, 15-Jun-16 10:57 AM (7 years ago)
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Feeling great!
shaqila
Have a great day!
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 Nick_Loves_Solea
As long as great can feel you backsmile ( same joke twice in one day hehe! )
(7 years ago)
iowawantit
Can i feel what great feels like?
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
Mon, 13-Jun-16 10:45 PM (7 years ago)
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It's raining, gf is working over, we only have one car, no jiu jitsu tonight.
DubbleStrubble
^^^^ and that, ladies and gents, is why I ....... oh I forget now LOL
(7 years ago)
stretch
I'd walk with you in the rain anytime, anywhere.
(7 years ago)
DubbleStrubble likes this
 DubbleStrubble
There's an offer you can't refuse Dean!
(7 years ago)
stretch
Dean gotta get himself a bike and join his gal.
(7 years ago)
kimberly_1229
true gentleman ^^^^^
(7 years ago)
stretch likes this
Dean_Curtis
Sun, 12-Jun-16 10:19 PM (7 years ago)
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Starting jiu jitsu classes tomorrow, maybe I can lose this belly.
MitchandDaisy likes this
Artistic
at least a good workout and good selfdefense
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 		kimberly_1229
enjoy the class i love to watch mma gets me all aggressive
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 		thekid53
where you training? big or small academy?
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS
It's quite the sport. Hope you enjoy!
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 Nick_Loves_Solea
"attention shoppers, would the parent of a small, lost belly please make their way to the front desk"
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
Mon, 6-Jun-16 8:47 PM (7 years ago)
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I made it! You great horny people have put me on the front page!
Dean_Curtis
It was fun while it lasted.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey
Hold on...I may be able to get you back on.
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 		Dean_Curtis
Thank you! I owe you one.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey
And...you're back on the front page again.
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 Amuses_You
Congrats
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
Dean_Curtis
Sun, 5-Jun-16 4:38 PM (7 years ago)
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If there is rust on the roof, you know the basement is wet.
Bootsie67 likes this
Dean_Curtis
Tue, 17-May-16 8:37 PM (7 years ago)
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Today was a good day.
GottaBeMe and Burger80 like this
Dean_Curtis
I swear i wasn't referencing that dong though, i really have had a good day.
(7 years ago)
mountaincouple likes this
 		Dean_Curtis
*song
(7 years ago)
curiousAdam
I guess that's good too
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 		MrsFX
Glad to hear it smile
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 		tight_wet_lips
fantastic
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
Dean_Curtis
Tue, 17-May-16 1:52 AM (7 years ago)
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Has anyone ever proposed a truth or dare pic swap/pm game?
Dean_Curtis
Fri, 13-May-16 11:59 PM (7 years ago)
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Wishing I was eating some delicious pussy.
thck_ likes this
Dean_Curtis
Tue, 10-May-16 10:59 AM (7 years ago)
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Good morning ladies
metalwork
afternoon smile
(7 years ago)
Mr.FX
Not a lady, but evening to you! [ :
(7 years ago)
Artistic
hi, late lunch here lol
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
Good evening!
(7 years ago)
metalwork likes this
 		metalwork
good evening smile
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
Tue, 10-May-16 12:37 AM (7 years ago)
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In need of a blowjob.
Dean_Curtis
Mon, 9-May-16 9:35 PM (7 years ago)
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Tie me to a chair and use my cock as you see fit!
metalwork
now if you'd said, 'tie me to a chair............................... and when I get free I will give you some funishment.' that might have worked tongue
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
I like how you all enjoy partying.
(7 years ago)
DriftyTurnip
Funishment! Omg I love it.
(7 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
 		metalwork
so do I DT wink
(7 years ago)
DriftyTurnip likes this
 		DriftyTurnip
You gals wink
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis
Wed, 4-May-16 9:23 PM (7 years ago)
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Had a dream I was on a navy seal team with all women.
justcuz
yep gotta be careful of the wood when beavers are around
(7 years ago)
Revord2 likes this
 		MarkandLacey
Bet ya The Lion Sleeps Tonight....ahhh wee moe et...
(7 years ago)
Revord2
I'll try again... DAM you Mark! Pfft...
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
 		MarkandLacey
I'm a moron....I should have got it the first time, Rev.
(7 years ago)
Revord2
No need to apologise... You've had your hands full making a mess of your significant others birthday wink
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Dean_Curtis
Wed, 4-May-16 8:54 PM (7 years ago)
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Thank you for the sexy comments! You all are too kind!
Revord2
No they're not! wink
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis and MarkandLacey like this
Dean_Curtis
Tue, 3-May-16 10:49 PM (7 years ago)
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I feel as though I'm gaining a small fanbase, thank you, and I'm glad I can turn you on.
Dean_Curtis
I get it, you're trolling.
(7 years ago)
DubbleStrubble
Nope, they've having a sense of humour. Chill and enjoy status smile
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
 		Dean_Curtis
Either way...you're all cool.
(7 years ago)
Revord2, stretch and RoxanneS like this
 		mrsUnderDog59
Hello Dean smile smile xxoo...........smile smile............hug and kotc
(7 years ago)
Dean_Curtis likes this
 		Dean_Curtis
Hello
(7 years ago)
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