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Wed, 30-Jan-19 3:43 PM (5 years ago)
Back online after a long, long time. What have I missed in the last 8 months?
Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years....
(5 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983 likes this
mwahahahahahaha Kelly mwahahahahahaha
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 1-Aug-17 3:06 PM (6 years ago)
Sorry, I was in the bathroom for like 8 or 9 months. Somebody catch me up?
Tue, 24-Jan-17 1:47 PM (7 years ago)
Random thought: shoildntvwe be referring to President Trump's wife as the Third Lady?
Chuck-81 likes this
Thu, 8-Sep-16 3:12 PM (7 years ago)
Anyone else in the Philadelphia area planning on participating in the Philly Naked Bike Ride this Saturday?
happyhumper69 likes this
Naked bike ride in Philly? I guess that's one way prevent your wallet and cellphone from being stolen.....
(7 years ago)
solorunner and EmuLater like this
Tue, 1-Mar-16 5:18 PM (8 years ago)
To the list of things I don't get, ADD guys who unzip, whip out and stand in front of the urinal with their hands on hips in the Superman pose. They're either bragging or thrill-seeking.
not really. Who wants to be standing for a couple minutes with a dick in your hand and having piss splashing back on you? Not me. I will stand proudly like superman while pissing.
(8 years ago)
I'm afraid my dick will get snagged in the pants zipper, so whenever I need to use a public restroom I just strip down completely and totally naked. You'd be surprised how good that works, if there's
(8 years ago)
ilovepussy and curiousAdam like this
a line they all clear out and I get to pee in peace.
(8 years ago)
TopCat57 and ilovepussy like this
Fri, 26-Feb-16 3:21 PM (8 years ago)
Saw a tragic headline today that can also be hysterical if you happen to be a fan of a certain Gallifreyan: Doctor Who Admitted To Fatally Stabbing Partner, Toddler Son Avoids Life Sentence
OK ran that thouhg the old skull before I got it....
(8 years ago)
solorunner likes this
Thu, 11-Feb-16 2:23 PM (8 years ago)
I go to FB to look up a woman I know named Scarlet and discover there are many Scarlets out there, and many of them are hot, and many have hot friends, and a half-hour later I'm officially a stalker.
LuLusBakery likes this
LOL - FB can be dangerous time-wasting territory. Hadn't even thought of "accidental stalker" as a worry.
(8 years ago)
I saw a post the other day on LinkedIn about people stalking there. The woman posted a screenshot of an inbox message from a guy saying he knows it's not professional but he thinks she's really pretty
(8 years ago)
Fri, 5-Feb-16 4:25 PM (8 years ago)
I think I have a pervy poltergeist. Seriously. I bent over in my kitchen to reach for something and I swear I felt a hand caress my ass, but no one is around....
thewest73 likes this
Tue, 12-Jan-16 6:20 PM (8 years ago)
Nice Onion article, could've been written about NN: 'Woman Feels Like She’s Finally Ready To Start Receiving Unsolicited Vulgar Messages Again'
Artistic and happy_belle like this
Thu, 15-Oct-15 2:51 PM (8 years ago)
Profile views at 3,333. I kinda like the symmetry, so nobody else go look, OK?
demonoid13 and happy_belle like this
Mon, 12-Oct-15 3:09 PM (8 years ago)
Never underestimate the power of an unsolicited PM to make a man's day. Ahh, what a sweetheart....
MarkandLacey likes this
Mon, 5-Oct-15 5:11 PM (8 years ago)
In honor of NN's 13th birthday, I'm inclined to sing Happy Birthday. Out of consideration for all its members, however, I will refrain. (Happy Birthday anyway, NN!)
Tue, 15-Sep-15 4:37 PM (8 years ago)
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, and not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Tue, 25-Aug-15 4:02 PM (8 years ago)
To the absolutely awesome kellybean, a heartfelt welcome back (I'll get around to feeling the other parts just as soon as I can)
MarkandLacey, VTCali, OLDKellybean1983, smd3576, steelrat60 and 2 others, happyhumper69 and bushofireee like this
Tue, 18-Aug-15 5:12 PM (8 years ago)
So let me get this straight: there are articles in Playboy?
Fri, 7-Aug-15 11:14 PM (8 years ago)
And so begins some much deserved, badly needed and LONG overdue vacation time. Somebody beer me!
hey solo enjoy your vacation time . more time for nude outdoors pics
(8 years ago)
Wed, 5-Aug-15 4:57 PM (8 years ago)
There are some people in the world who are so attractive and charismatic and downright sexy that no one can help falling for them. Fortunately, I do not seem to one of those individuals. :-/
Yes. I'm rendered practically invisible because of those people.
(8 years ago)
How lucky we are, eh? Must be exhausting to go through a full inbox of admirers' PMs.
(8 years ago)
My fingers never get sore from all the clicking on PMs or typing back responses. I'll never know that pain!
(8 years ago)
It takes me hours to wade though all the messages kirk sends me...
(8 years ago)
Thu, 30-Jul-15 8:45 PM (8 years ago)
Quick survey: is it "beck and call" or "beckon call"?
Tue, 28-Jul-15 12:57 PM (8 years ago)
I thought Xlove412 introduced Wet T-shirt Tuesday as a thing. Did it come and go already?
lovesucktit likes this
I agree, Rox. It's just a tiny little germ of an idea, it needs love and nurturing.
(8 years ago)
Exactly the kind of can-do attitude we need, Ley-dd. Very much looking forward to yours.
(8 years ago)
Tue, 28-Jul-15 12:36 PM (8 years ago)
I'd just like to remind you all never to argue with idiots; they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
GottaBeMe likes this
Tue, 21-Jul-15 8:41 PM (8 years ago)
That moment when you realize you just called that hot woman at work by another hot woman at work's name
Tue, 21-Jul-15 2:14 PM (8 years ago)
It's a day late because of a lot of life craziness, but Happy Belated Birthday to Jersey_Girl, who I'm lucky to call my friend on NN and IRL. Hope you enjoyed your special day!
MarkandLacey and MyaGirl like this
Thu, 16-Jul-15 12:54 AM (8 years ago)
Worst part of being sick = not being able to kiss and hug my children.
Go ahead and kiss them. they kiss you when they are full of germs...lol
(8 years ago)
Wed, 15-Jul-15 10:37 PM (8 years ago)
With apologies to all women everywhere: I am a whiny little bitch when I'm sick.
I won't argue the point, red. But in my defense, it's very rare when I knuckle under to anything.
(8 years ago)
Hello solo xxoo............hope you feel better soon.......... .............hug and kotc
(8 years ago)