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VTCali's Recent Statuses
Mon, 21-Jul-14 9:07 PM (2 days ago)
Crap. Off to work.
A good bowel movement before work...always a good idea....
(2 days ago)
toodles
(2 days ago)
Mon, 21-Jul-14 6:13 PM (2 days ago)
If I don't get one like on this status, I'm adding several more pictures to not get comments on or make the front page. In addition I will then run for president of NN.
MastersLizzie likes this
I'd vote for you, VT. OH, and love the new clothes, emperor: p
(2 days ago)
Better pull the camera out and get busy
(2 days ago)
I was going to post a status like this after seeing Mark's but I didn't want to be one of those me too kind of guys. But I might do it anyway.
(2 days ago)
Do it Lenny!! It's good clean fun and remember. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
(2 days ago)
Plus I'm easily led.
(2 days ago)
Mon, 21-Jul-14 5:38 PM (2 days ago)
For Fan....Bord and Horneee
MarkandLacey likes this
I dont care, ill just spank ya anyway shorty
(2 days ago)
I'm going back to work. Lunch break is over, so you'll have to catch me!
(2 days ago)
Lol! Dont tempt me?!
(2 days ago)
Love seeing you on the front page, 12.
(2 days ago)
thanks Mark & MrsUndi & Tighty for letting me know
(2 days ago)
Mon, 21-Jul-14 2:38 AM (3 days ago)
Helping humps with is beer money. Bored and Horny
happyhumper69 and 12gaugefan like this
Appreciated bro'. Stocking the kegerator ain't cheap
(3 days ago)
Kegerator? That's rich people talk!
(3 days ago)
whats he stocking it with? LOL thats what makes it rich people talk
(3 days ago)
VT, you could use this phrase and still be legal. "Disinterested and Libidinous"
(3 days ago)
Nah...he needs the beer!
(3 days ago)
Mon, 21-Jul-14 1:36 AM (3 days ago)
Strip clubs: thoughts. Go.
Ya think?, VT?
(3 days ago)
Oh no, it's real steak.....they just charge a $20.00 fee to get in the place.
(3 days ago)
I try not to think tighty...it only hurts the team
(3 days ago)
Lacey and I like to go every once in awhile. It's kinda, um, entertaining watching Lacey get lap dances.
(3 days ago)
OK that's just hot.
(3 days ago)
Mon, 21-Jul-14 1:29 AM (3 days ago)
Chinese ordered for dinner. Feeling lazy I guess.
Dumplings, Orange Chicken and Chicken with Broccoli. Perfect lunch for tomorrow!
(3 days ago)
I was feeling lazy and hot Japanese food
(3 days ago)
Oooh...any ramen?
(3 days ago)
No. Spicy Chicken and cucumber salad with pontu sauce.
(3 days ago)
Moo Goo Gai Pan! ...got it right this time...I think.
(3 days ago)
Thu, 17-Jul-14 10:54 PM (6 days ago)
HOLY SMOKES.......ICE CREAM TRUCK!! BRB
did u get a flake in that
(6 days ago)
bring me something to suck on
(6 days ago)
Hmmmm....I can do that!
(6 days ago)
Our ice cream truck is stuck in the snow rite now....still hate the chimes!
(6 days ago)
Nice
(6 days ago)
Thu, 17-Jul-14 10:34 PM (6 days ago)
Back home in LA. I rampaged and pillaged Minneapolis like a true Viking.
let's make it a special night then
(6 days ago)
I can smell it all the way here, VT: p
(6 days ago)
You 2 are going to have to go to my sex dungeon if you keep tantalizing me!
(6 days ago)
interesting...I'm in
(6 days ago)
Sex dungeon, you say. I never really got into Dungeons and Dragons myself: p
(6 days ago)
Wed, 16-Jul-14 1:20 AM (8 days ago)
Off to eat charred flesh and drink copious amounts of the finest beverages. Feeling Vikingesque in the Twin Cities. Perv nicely all.
MarkandLacey and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Wed, 16-Jul-14 12:59 AM (8 days ago)
Work in Minneapolis done. Perving and then off for a celebratory dinner!
What are you in the mood for?
(8 days ago)
Charred Flesh
(8 days ago)
Sun, 13-Jul-14 12:24 AM (11 days ago)
Holy Midwest Humidity.
amancalledpony likes this
Hey, ab buddy: ) xox
(11 days ago)
Hi! VT xxx
(11 days ago)
keep it please, apparently it is headed this way and I don't want it
(11 days ago)
Pfft - come to Louisiana!
(11 days ago)
Where you at VT?
(11 days ago)
Sat, 12-Jul-14 1:36 AM (12 days ago)
Hmmm...it's TOF and I want some Sticky TOFfee pudding. Coincidence?
Fri, 11-Jul-14 4:32 PM (12 days ago)
Ahh morningtime...where the cuppa is hot and the pervs are hotter. Morning all.
Bit envious of your travels...
(12 days ago)
Sorry, babe. That sounds ouchie: (
(12 days ago)
No ouchie. I'm a quick healer.
(12 days ago)
Glad to hear that: )
(12 days ago)
Mark I hope there's a good steakhouse close to the ballpark
(12 days ago)
Fri, 11-Jul-14 2:46 AM (13 days ago)
I might have laid out in the sun naked today. I don't have pix.
I'll take down any woman who stands in my way. I have mace, a tazer, cuffs and several ways to inflict pain with my fingers.
(13 days ago)
I'm out! Sorry, VT. TWL just cleared the line.
(13 days ago)
lol
(13 days ago)
Sounds kinky TWL. You're up first.
(13 days ago)
i'll start with your toes and work up
(13 days ago)
Thu, 10-Jul-14 8:52 PM (13 days ago)
Off to nap in the sun
See ya later, VT. Thanks for the laugh.
(13 days ago)
lucky you
(13 days ago)
Really lucky you!!!!
(13 days ago)
Thu, 10-Jul-14 8:38 PM (13 days ago)
I had such a witty response for a status that got taken down.
Not true...Chevy called me a genius. Look ^^^
(13 days ago)
Hey now, even a broken clock is right twice a day....
(13 days ago)
Crap I mean look...aww hell there's no down arrow
(13 days ago)
Lol! *genius status is lost vt*
(13 days ago)
Doh
(13 days ago)
Thu, 10-Jul-14 5:25 PM (13 days ago)
Holy Cannoli...I broke 9k views.
Anything else you use if for?
(13 days ago)
Inquiring minds really want to know, don't they? : p I use it for all kinds of things. *blushes*
(13 days ago)
Pix or it didn't happen!!!
(13 days ago)
OK OK!
(13 days ago)
Uh, no......im still only at a lil over 4k views
(13 days ago)
Mon, 7-Jul-14 1:38 AM (17 days ago)
Off to shower. Perv nicely all.
No. And you can't make me! Well, you could. But it would entail spanking me. And you wouldn't want to do that, now would you?
(17 days ago)
Cya later
(17 days ago)
Nope, it's time to be evil
(17 days ago)
Fri, 4-Jul-14 7:18 PM (19 days ago)
Low key 4th here...perving and then heading off to work.
Tue, 1-Jul-14 10:33 PM (22 days ago)
Rats. I'll take solace in the fact that I can now perv.
TopCat57 and bound_sighs like this
*hands you a box of tissues* Use it as you wish, VT: p
(22 days ago)
eeewww
(22 days ago)
Tue, 1-Jul-14 10:19 PM (22 days ago)
US will score another one before this game is over
65 days till real football begins...greenbay at the superbowl champion seahawks
(22 days ago)
Last chance for the USA here
(22 days ago)
that was close
(22 days ago)
Oh, you mean the game where the guys wear lycra and try to k.i.l l each other?
(22 days ago)
oh just 3 mins to go
(22 days ago)
Tue, 1-Jul-14 10:12 PM (22 days ago)
I'm never eating a belgian waffle, drinking a belgian beer or sleeping with a belgian woman.
Apples and oranges!
(22 days ago)
yea moose!!!. damn kick ball!!
(22 days ago)
Thanks, seek. xox A hug is all I can manage right now: (
(22 days ago)
i really tried to watch...but decided housework was more exciting...tis like watching grass grow
(22 days ago)
you got 13 mins for a goal
(22 days ago)
Tue, 1-Jul-14 4:09 AM (23 days ago)
Just a quick fly by...work at 4:30am followed by a vigorous round of watching World Cup on my couch. Laters all!
Chuck2225 likes this
Night night, VT. I'll be watching, too. xxx
(23 days ago)
night VT
(23 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jun-14 1:55 AM (24 days ago)
Off to make dinner. Perv nicely all!
Better put some clothes on!!!
(24 days ago)
I don't wanna!
(24 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jun-14 1:30 AM (24 days ago)
I broke the NN Rules. Forgot to mention that I took a shower.
Why thank you tighty...you've always been the voice of reason. **snickers**\
(24 days ago)
I have my moments. I am not in the mood to lynch anyone tonight.
(24 days ago)
oh my
(24 days ago)
I'm tired.
(24 days ago)
Then we'll both just be bent over. What's the fun in that?
(24 days ago)
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