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Thu, 17-Apr-14 5:49 AM (1 day ago)
Well well well
You need to learn to stop digging before you hit water
(1 day ago)
Mon, 14-Apr-14 6:07 PM (3 days ago)
Pervin' and lurkin'
tru dat ^^^^ <<<<
(3 days ago)
Takes one to know one!
(3 days ago)
agreed with ,VT
(3 days ago)
Hi VT xoxo
(3 days ago)
hi is lurking but not preving x
(3 days ago)
Sun, 13-Apr-14 1:26 AM (5 days ago)
Wow hadn't been on since St Patrick's. Did I miss anything?
MarkandLacey likes this
Hey TC...something is different with ya!
(5 days ago)
lol just a little, I couldn't let go of the TC tho!
(5 days ago)
Well done!
(5 days ago)
that must have been some st pat's day.
(5 days ago)
^^Took the words out of my mouth, bbb. Hi, VT: ) xxx
(5 days ago)
Mon, 17-Mar-14 4:40 PM (31 days ago)
4.4 St Patrick's Day earthquake. A real shamrock shake.
SweetDixie and msstoner like this
Hope you're just shaken and not stirred, VT. xxx
(31 days ago)
see you VT
(31 days ago)
It woke me up Chevy...but I don't get out of bed for 4.4s. Hey Jersey and hi and bye Dreams!
(31 days ago)
VT .... hello friend how are you doing this fine day?
(31 days ago)
hello ,,,,,,VT
(31 days ago)
Fri, 7-Mar-14 2:05 AM (42 days ago)
Time to go make dinner! Perv nicely all.
Me1vin and bound_sighs like this
Enjoy VT
(42 days ago)
enjoy dinner, and I'll enjoy perving
(42 days ago)
You're not going to say what you're making. You know your food porn excites me!
(42 days ago)
Fri, 7-Mar-14 1:19 AM (42 days ago)
Wait...did that really just happen?
I'm tellling! lol
(42 days ago)
And my tastes and opinions are impeccable - after all, I am a god
(42 days ago)
There was more to that status than you realize. It was the 2nd offensive status he has made today. Members can't attack other members or mods and expect the status not to be deleted.
(42 days ago)
I created a monster. HELP!
(42 days ago)
ML I believe I mentioned that when I said there must be an inside story.
(42 days ago)
Thu, 6-Mar-14 11:41 PM (42 days ago)
Spring has sprung...as did something in my pants!
sounds like a depends moment
(42 days ago)
Doh.
(42 days ago)
Haha... Moose!!
(42 days ago)
Thu, 6-Mar-14 12:13 AM (43 days ago)
Well pervs...it's that time...midnight call means I have to start dinner and go to bed. Perv nicely all.
Cya VT
(43 days ago)
night
(43 days ago)
Night, night, VT
(43 days ago)
what! I haven't heard from you in weeks and now I miss you in here. Okay......see if I care.
(43 days ago)
Wed, 5-Mar-14 11:15 PM (43 days ago)
Ahh spring time in SoCal...when a 43 year olds thoughts turn to the MILFS at the grocery store wearing there spring sundresses. Fabulous!
It's hard to overlook your boobs!
(43 days ago)
Just a smile JG...you fickle little minx you!
(43 days ago)
hehe Hey, I overlook my boobs all the time; )
(43 days ago)
I'd have to unzip you a little more!
(43 days ago)
*blushes*
(43 days ago)
Mon, 3-Mar-14 3:55 AM (46 days ago)
Bedtime for Bonzo...perv nicely all.
The brain and I say goodnight, Bonzo; ) xxx
(46 days ago)
Night VT : )
(46 days ago)
Sweet dreams
(46 days ago)
Mon, 3-Mar-14 3:06 AM (46 days ago)
Dinner with the fabulous IBD...thank you tux for the restaurant recommendation!!
I was trying for a brain pic, but this is what came out, VT; )
(46 days ago)
and I ate way too much!!!!! I'm very very sleepy now!
(46 days ago)
JG its a sexy brain. If I were a zombie I'd eat you first
(46 days ago)
I hear you IBD...my head is buzzed from the chocolate chess pie!
(46 days ago)
That's a backhanded compliment if I ever heard one, VT; )
(46 days ago)
Wed, 26-Feb-14 5:37 PM (50 days ago)
just put on clean sheets...care to make them messy again?
Sun, 23-Feb-14 4:06 PM (53 days ago)
<---is hoping for a good day!
*hugs* hope you get one
(53 days ago)
I hope you have a good day too!
(53 days ago)
<<<is going back to bed. That is what I get for staying up late and watching bad horror flicks like The Killer Shrews.
(53 days ago)
Thu, 20-Feb-14 6:02 PM (56 days ago)
Bringing the best tweet to status. US/CAN ladies Gold Medal Game. Loser keeps Bieber.
Fair point Norse...what say you Wendy?
(56 days ago)
I second Norse's idea! Hey VT
(56 days ago)
Hey Humps...snow all gone in your area?
(56 days ago)
He is a troubled talented boy who should just be left alone... Hehe
(56 days ago)
Finally gone VT...yesterday was sunny and 74. I'm loving it!
(56 days ago)
Thu, 20-Feb-14 5:44 PM (56 days ago)
Weeds whacked....anything else need whacking?
happyhumper69 likes this
Wed, 19-Feb-14 6:10 PM (57 days ago)
This perv session was brought to you by bacon. Mmm Bacon. Almost better than sex.
FFS Raven, what is gammon? Oh yeah , cured bacon, just thicker cut...
(57 days ago)
smoked bacon...
(57 days ago)
I must try this Gammon.
(57 days ago)
he's hamming it up
(57 days ago)
the key wordis,,,, almost,,
(57 days ago)
Wed, 19-Feb-14 5:27 PM (57 days ago)
Hmmm...went to update my status and I noticed that one of my previous ones took off. **shakes bits at Jersey and Tighty**
oooh I so want to just watch for a second.
(57 days ago)
VT, spank me and I'll give you a reach around.........xoxoxox
(57 days ago)
I want more than a reach around tighty
(57 days ago)
lol and it wasn't even me who did the hijacking. hey vt
(57 days ago)
Hey Fire...love the Valentine pix
(57 days ago)
Tue, 18-Feb-14 3:16 AM (59 days ago)
Off to make dinner. Perv nicely all.
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Tue, 18-Feb-14 2:10 AM (59 days ago)
Ooooh that was a hot phone call...the topics? Sex and firearms.
steelrat60 and tight_wet_lips like this
Yes, you
(59 days ago)
I love how status just takes the comments, shakes them, and throws them down on the table at random. lol
(59 days ago)
I was respondinding to rock's comment. lol We should...I'll have to check with my laywer, first, though; ) I don't make any decisions these days without legal advice; )
(59 days ago)
I'm not going to kill you. A cheese sammich is not something to worry about. I will leave my stalker kit and ropes at home
(59 days ago)
No ropes? Pffft. What's the point then? lol I'll PM you.
(59 days ago)
Mon, 17-Feb-14 10:50 PM (59 days ago)
NN has sucked me in...I have things to do FFS!
freekforpussy likes this
I can relate oh so well.. lol It may be a losing battle.
(59 days ago)
You said sucked *giggles*
(59 days ago)
Hi VT! I know the feeling!!
(59 days ago)
so will power was trumped by willy power
(59 days ago)
Sun, 16-Feb-14 2:29 AM (61 days ago)
and with that....laundry is ready and dinner is started. Perv ya later.
Ciao
(61 days ago)
ttfn
(61 days ago)
Toodles. xo
(61 days ago)
later
(61 days ago)
Sun, 16-Feb-14 2:16 AM (61 days ago)
Quick perv before dinner!
happyhumper69 and bound_sighs like this
Ooh bound..you know it wouldn't be a quickie with you...I'd take my sweet time. Hey cuffs and humps!
(61 days ago)
Yeah Yeah Yeah! Big talker-bring it on sexiness. xo
(61 days ago)
You bring the clothespins!
(61 days ago)
I only have 6, but you're welcome to use them as you see fit . xo
(61 days ago)
I have ideas.
(61 days ago)
Sat, 15-Feb-14 5:53 AM (62 days ago)
1 benefit of working is sports television...my word some of those Olympic athletes are pervtastic!
Biggest surprise was the ladies of curling. Wow.
(62 days ago)
Nice, VT. You must be in heaven right now: )
(62 days ago)
Well yes and no. Doing 2 jobs 5 days a week was no fun, even if it involved perving Olympians at work.
(62 days ago)
Woman's curling!!
(62 days ago)
Have you seen Anna Sidorova? She will keep me watching curling forever.
(62 days ago)
Sun, 9-Feb-14 10:08 PM (67 days ago)
You may call me Peter Pantsless
Pipe down legz!! I'll keep the Brady Bunch one.
(67 days ago)
The fact of the matter is, I'm really pants less at this moment.
(67 days ago)
lol vt. any underpants?
(67 days ago)
peter piper picked a peck of picked peppers
(67 days ago)
CK boxer briefs!!!
(67 days ago)
Sun, 9-Feb-14 4:57 AM (68 days ago)
Some many numbers dancing around my head...need to perv to take the edge off!
Hey sexy Saf...
(68 days ago)
Hi there VT
(68 days ago)
So I peeved your blog....I'm going Han Solo this year too!
(68 days ago)
perved, not peeved. Stupid spellcheck
(68 days ago)
Thats a whole lotta Han Solos this year ...we should all get together
(68 days ago)
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