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This profile has been viewed: 22,471 times.
About Me:
A little crazy, but loads of fun!
 
My Current Status:
seriously....the stolen dick dude just morphed from a black guy into a white guy :LOL:
 
My Stats:
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Defacto/Cohabiting
Children:
None
Age:
47
Location:
  New Bern, North Carolina, United States
NN Status:
I last logged into NN:
3-May-16
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Interesting things to know about me:
My Starsign:
Taurus
My Favourite posters on NN are:
nickey69, foxilady
Interests I have are:
Motor Racing, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Sailing / Boating, Dancing, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Water Sports
Other Interests I have are:
I am also up for:
A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy
I have been a Member of NN since:
21-Mar-08, and I am a premium member
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Average
Body Shape: Pear
Height: 6' 0" (183cm)
Weight: 200lbs (14st 4lbs) (90.7kg)
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Bald/Shaved
Best Feature: Eyes
Pubic Hair: Shaven
Tatoos: Work in progress
Piercings: Ears
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised: No
My Professional Life:
Education: College
Employment Status: Full Time
Industry: Manufacturing / Distributions
Job Role: Tradeperson
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: Like Chimney
Drinking: Socially
Food Preference: Non-vegetarian
Religion: Christian - Other
Sense of Humour: Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour: Meet people easily
Personality: One of the guys or girls
Libido: High
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
On the beach
Spoken Languages:
English
My Favourites:
Movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show
Actor/Actress: Harrison Ford
Book: Hunt for Red October
Author: Harry Turtledove
Song: One Particular Harbor
Band: Jimmy Buffett & the Coral Reefer Band
TV Show: Mythbusters
Sport: Football
Drink: Bourbon
Food: Fried chicken
Pastime: Hangin' out with friends
Thing: Don't really know
Sex Position: Any
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
Angelina Jolie
Self Description:
What makes me happy: My dogs. They're hilarious!
What makes me sad: Knowing I can't save every abused animal in the world.
What makes me mad: People that abuse animals and children.
My bad habits: Cigarrettes and booze
My Final Thought:
If I could live anywhere it would be...
somewhere in the Blue Ridge Mountains.

(Profile last updated: 30-Mar-16)


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Comments:
Ley-dd   Posted: 30-Apr-16  22:09:17 (2 days ago)

yes it was a sexy voice greeting

Artistic   Posted: 30-Mar-16  3:33:35 (34 days ago)

miss avatar even tho this is funny, i never heard how it started lol

happyhumper69   Posted: 26-Mar-16  22:07:33 (37 days ago)

I figured you'd like the profile pic Mark ;)

MarkandLacey   Posted: 26-Mar-16  22:05:03 (37 days ago)

Thank you for everything you do here and for being one of the good guys. Ohh....and thanks for the super fucking cool profile pic. :)

Artistic   Posted: 7-Feb-16  14:02:10 (85 days ago)

Why thank you kind sir and fellow statusian...*muah*

Artistic   Posted: 28-Jan-16  6:21:24 (96 days ago)

btw i forgot to say, hell yeah your voice is sexy even if you got a thirsty mutt in the background ;)

nicelove   Posted: 11-Jan-16  19:40:10 (112 days ago)

hello contact me on my ID achimjennifer35( at ) gmail com

tight_wet_lips   Posted: 26-Dec-15  4:29:23 (129 days ago)

Happy Holidays, Haps!

Ellefoxie   Posted: 26-Dec-15  3:12:26 (129 days ago)

Happy Crimbo luvvy and don't forget them furry babies :) xox

12gaugefan   Posted: 26-Dec-15  0:40:11 (129 days ago)

Merry Christmas HH to all yours from ours

naughty_but_innocent   Posted: 26-Dec-15  0:28:02 (129 days ago)

Merry Christmas Haps!! :) xoxox

lennyknatural   Posted: 25-Dec-15  18:17:25 (129 days ago)

Merry Christmas and have a wonderful New Year !

mrsUnderDog59   Posted: 25-Dec-15  14:29:06 (129 days ago)

Hoping you have a Merry Merry Christmas and a very wonderful New Year

clittylicker   Posted: 25-Dec-15  13:55:02 (129 days ago)

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year Happs! :)

hackelberry77   Posted: 25-Dec-15  10:50:15 (129 days ago)

Merry Christmas, humps :)

bOObzman   Posted: 25-Dec-15  8:25:35 (130 days ago)

Merry Christmas Hap!

TexAngel   Posted: 25-Dec-15  7:08:46 (130 days ago)

Merry Christmas, HH!!

MissLizzie   Posted: 25-Dec-15  1:01:21 (130 days ago)

Merry Christmas Humps and fur babies xoxo

OldTroubador   Posted: 24-Dec-15  23:25:01 (130 days ago)

Merry Christmas to you and the mutts, ya old Tarheel :)

undisclosedid1   Posted: 24-Dec-15  21:54:16 (130 days ago)

Wishing you a Very Merry Christmas, and a Wonderful New Year :)
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