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Fri, 22-Jan-16 3:22 PM (8 years ago)
That disappointing moment when you wake up with a rock hard and realise there is no one next to you to enjoy it with
i woke up by myself with a rock hard taco once. i was glad i didn't have to share it with anyone.
(8 years ago)
Tue, 5-Jan-16 11:59 PM (8 years ago)
Well Hello 2016...your looking very,very fine. Why you've just got all the numbers in the right places don't you.....what, nah 2015 is old news baby, you...you are what I'm into now
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Fri, 30-Oct-15 2:51 AM (8 years ago)
Thinking this year i might go buy some onions and hand them out for halloween just to see the confused and disappointed looks it gets
mysteries1984 and steelrat60 like this
Not fried, just an onion from a sack of onions.Think i might put on a russian accent and talk nonsense while i hand them out, like 'Happy Easter yachemusch duploya'
(8 years ago)
Sat, 4-Jul-15 2:29 PM (8 years ago)
-plays 'america:fuck yeah'- Happy 4th of July you groovy bastards
slinkysuzie likes this
Thu, 28-May-15 2:31 PM (8 years ago)
what fun is rope if you have no one to use it on
Aww, now I not only have to watch Clerks but all of the Police Academy movies? So many movies I haven't seen in a while!
(8 years ago)
NO ONE should put themselves through watching all the Police Academy movies.
(8 years ago)
Wed, 22-Apr-15 5:10 AM (9 years ago)
Thoughts are with those of you in NSW going through this crazy storm & flooding.
Thu, 16-Apr-15 10:35 PM (9 years ago)
New Star Wars trailer, almost as good as a great blowjob
Big10bi likes this
Thu, 5-Feb-15 2:36 PM (9 years ago)
Can always count on always sunny to be hilarious and awesome.
Sat, 6-Sep-14 12:30 PM (9 years ago)
You may of lost but you played this season with heart despite everything going on, proud to be an Essendon supporter
Sun, 24-Aug-14 5:06 AM (9 years ago)
The new Doctor is rather great....all is rigth with the universe
Fri, 8-Aug-14 3:09 PM (9 years ago)
NN perving, such a wonderful activity when one is bored
Tue, 29-Apr-14 12:08 PM (10 years ago)
very much would like a job of blow right now
Tiedupintassie likes this
aww aint you sweet if ya really want to wake him up try wearing a demon mask while playing really loud black metal haha
(10 years ago)
Fri, 28-Mar-14 5:21 PM (10 years ago)
Changed my mind, think id rather be eating some lovely pussy right now
Fri, 28-Mar-14 4:47 PM (10 years ago)
could really go for a long,slow blowjob right about now.
Tue, 4-Mar-14 2:10 PM (10 years ago)
Oh Toast, i know your just heated bread but through that heat you become something....magical
cookies for every meal would have me strung out like a crack addict lol
(10 years ago)
Sun, 2-Mar-14 1:09 AM (10 years ago)
No matter how many times i see it, Woodland Critter Christmas is still one of the most hilarious things ever created. Hail satan! haha
his_princess and NerdCore like this
Wed, 26-Feb-14 10:11 AM (10 years ago)
5 years have passed but your still missed. There's a hole in my heart in the shape of you. RIP Dad
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Thu, 20-Feb-14 12:15 AM (10 years ago)
And the sun will set for you,The sun will set for you.And the shadow of the day,Will embrace the world in grey.And the sun will set for you...