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bmwman66's Recent Statuses
Sun, 13-Sep-15 9:26 PM (8 years ago)
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we have a real classy perve on the photo page,,he has a bottle of moet up his ass,,!
*honest nurse, I just slipped and this botle just....*
(8 years ago)
haha bet they hear that a lot TC
(8 years ago)
I bet as well, lightbulbs, hoover nozzles, any manner of household stuff!
(8 years ago)
Hello bmw smile smile xxoo.............smile smile............hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
Lol
(8 years ago)
Sat, 12-Sep-15 12:15 AM (8 years ago)
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there is a pic on the photo page of a guy with a tooth brush sticking out of his ass !,,
LOL
(8 years ago)
lol Moose. hahahahaha. And BMW, you didn't?..lol
(8 years ago)
you bet i did,,i said you wanted to know but were afraid to ask 😝 lol
(8 years ago)
Me? Afraid? hahahahaha. If you would have dared me, I would have done it. But I dared you.
(8 years ago)
just thought it was funnier to blame you,,he has not replied btw
(8 years ago)
Tue, 8-Sep-15 11:16 PM (8 years ago)
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if miss lizzie or another mod are about have a look at the photo page,,those revenge pics are back up under a different profile
thank you red,,sneaky bastard !
(8 years ago)
Stupid bastard is more like it. Lol
(8 years ago)
i was perving,believe it or not !
(8 years ago)
Thanks Bmw. Working on it wink
(8 years ago)
lets settle on a nasty bastard lol
(8 years ago)
Sat, 20-Jun-15 3:59 PM (8 years ago)
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would one of you lovely people pop onto my profile,,its at 499,nice to be 500,thanks
thank you to the five of you smile
(8 years ago)
Sun, 23-Mar-14 5:46 PM (10 years ago)
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anyone heard from sultry ?
hi hun how are you hope you have miss me lol
(8 years ago)
Sat, 22-Mar-14 2:00 PM (10 years ago)
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people,,please listen to fifiuk's voice greeting,,,the most erotic thing i have ever heard !
MarkandLacey and Hagar280 like this
smartass ,,i fell for it lol
(10 years ago)
That just made my day lol
(10 years ago)
ha ha,,your a bold one blondie
(10 years ago)
Haven't been called that before.
(10 years ago)
oh i bet you have,,,that twinkle in your eye gives the game away lol
(10 years ago)
Tue, 18-Mar-14 2:03 AM (10 years ago)
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we dont spend all our time drinking and fighting you know ! lol
doesnt matter if they agree or not ,,i can see you are,,,and your a nice person too,,thats even more important
(10 years ago)
smilesmile I love a sexy gentleman!
(10 years ago)
oh,,well i hope i,m at least a gentleman ! lol
(10 years ago)
That, you are!!!!smile
(10 years ago)
Of course not. You also make whiskey; ) Hope you had a great St. Paddy's Day, beemer: ) xxx
(10 years ago)
Wed, 26-Feb-14 3:23 PM (10 years ago)
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you know folks,,this place makes me feel almost normal lol
objectivedream likes this
or my name isnt mark phillips lol
(10 years ago)
stop horsing around
(10 years ago)
i have my whip out lyn !
(10 years ago)
nothing new there then...
(10 years ago)
true,,there goes my ,,normal,,status lol
(10 years ago)
Thu, 30-Jan-14 11:09 AM (10 years ago)
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has anyone seen lyn or fanta ??,,,i miss em !
very quiet here without them !
(10 years ago)
They're playing hard too get
(10 years ago)
always voy,,always lol,,how are things with you ?
(10 years ago)
okay here but missing the ladies
(10 years ago)
same here,,,but ler keep it quiet,,,they would never let us hear the end of it l
(10 years ago)
Wed, 22-Jan-14 12:40 PM (10 years ago)
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afternoon all,,,whats for lunch ???? lol
my god he IS related to a giraffe wink
(10 years ago)
twiddle, twiddle, twiddle, twiddle...love you all, but I think I have to be off to bed now! bye! xoxoxo
(10 years ago)
i had eggs
(10 years ago)
join you later hun ...
(10 years ago)
eating my scrambled eggs w garlic, potatoes, green onions, salsa all over creation
(10 years ago)
Thu, 16-Jan-14 11:12 AM (10 years ago)
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the secret of life is honesty and fair dealing,,,if you can fake that you"ve got it made,,,,groucho marx,,,,
lynskey and sexyeyesblondie1 like this
Wed, 15-Jan-14 4:27 PM (10 years ago)
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a week off the ciggies,,,now i have room for one more bad habit !
golf
(10 years ago)
i hear you can go blind....
(10 years ago)
i would spend all my time in the 19th hole !,,,anyway,,how is golf a bad habit lyn ?
(10 years ago)
waste of a good walk,lol
(10 years ago)
mark twain,,he said giving up smoking is easy,,,i have done it thousands of times !
(10 years ago)
Wed, 15-Jan-14 3:16 AM (10 years ago)
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night night all,,off to bed for me
adios and buenas noches..
(10 years ago)
Sweet dreams!! smile
(10 years ago)
nitey nite xo
(10 years ago)
Sun, 12-Jan-14 11:57 PM (10 years ago)
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bloody hell,,,,its nearly monday again !
stop it marky!!
(10 years ago)
ha ha jubbs,,MONDAY,,MONDAY MONDAY lol
(10 years ago)
nope its one pm x
(10 years ago)
Jubbley yep its Monday here also.
(10 years ago)
7 more hours of Sunday here.
(10 years ago)
Fri, 10-Jan-14 2:17 PM (10 years ago)
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shock and outrage on nn as man seeks woman for ,,,platonic relationship and social outings,,,!!!
And long walks on the beach...at dawn; )
(10 years ago)
you lot are pushing it now,,,no beer !!
(10 years ago)
and jg,,long walks on the beach are romantic,,,might lead to temptation !
(10 years ago)
Lead us not into temptation... *slaps self*
(10 years ago)
thats self flagation has to stop jg,,,its not healthy lol
(10 years ago)
Fri, 10-Jan-14 9:33 AM (10 years ago)
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dancing,,the vertical expression of a horizantal desire !,,G.B Shaw
i'm waiting for the stitches to heal, and a lightning storm grin
(10 years ago)
sex,,cheap enteraintment lol,,,have you tried sticking your finger in a plug socket wodes ??
(10 years ago)
Authenticity, mun, ..... remake a classic fronkenstein movie, and use a socket? ..... gitoudahear grin
(10 years ago)
ahh wodes,,your right,,,the devil is in the detail lol
(10 years ago)
Are you dancing seb ? lol
(10 years ago)
Fri, 3-Jan-14 3:40 PM (10 years ago)
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six veiws today,,,,thats a record !!
you got mail, hun
(10 years ago)
join the club
(10 years ago)
check your pm lyn
(10 years ago)
try that?
(10 years ago)
At least 7; ) xox
(10 years ago)
Tue, 31-Dec-13 3:02 PM (10 years ago)
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happy new year to all you witty,kind and sexy people on status,,you make my day,,and looking forward to a full year with all of you
KaioticEvil likes this
Wed, 11-Dec-13 4:41 PM (10 years ago)
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is every fella on here a porn star ! i feel a little lacking lol
im jenna jameson..i got a whole lot uglier during these past couple of years grin
(10 years ago)
Well that's one hell of a clit you got there Jenna ...
(10 years ago)
wow...thanks...making me blush
(10 years ago)
thank you for the comments,,,you have made my day x
(10 years ago)
well they were great pics...thank you for posting smile
(10 years ago)
Wed, 20-Nov-13 1:26 PM (10 years ago)
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i,m confused,,perplexed even,,,at what stage in life do we become mature ??,,,,,i,m 47 and dont feel mature at all ! lol
kanda69 likes this
true,,,plus i cant paint lol
(10 years ago)
lol, well that's you screwed for starters! (and not in a good way lol)
(10 years ago)
could shove my ass on the photocopier ?,,what ya think ?,,,would only fit to hang in an attic lol
(10 years ago)
so in the end, yer ass ages but you dont? ohhhh the complications of that! lol
(10 years ago)
trur,,,my best years would be behind me lol
(10 years ago)
Sun, 17-Nov-13 5:30 PM (10 years ago)
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am i the only one on here not having sex all the time !! lol
we are just teasing ourselves on here so !
(10 years ago)
i have had sex once since oct 2011 ( it was in april ) ... supposed to be married and getting properly pissed off about it
(10 years ago)
xes?? Tells you how long it has been for me, can't even spell it. Jedi I wish only 5 weeks tongue
(10 years ago)
I get off better when I masturbate anyway, I would much rather just have someone for the company and the cuddles tongue
(10 years ago)
i wish I had married my hand ..... would have been cheaper and better for my sanity
(10 years ago)
Tue, 6-Aug-13 8:53 AM (10 years ago)
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can anyone let me know if it worth becoming a premium member ?,,pm me please
rhinostool likes this
Thu, 15-Nov-12 12:46 PM (11 years ago)
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does,nt anyone chat on here,,or am i doing something wrong ,,,pm me and let me know,,,,please !!
you're a man that's all
(11 years ago)
Tue, 6-Nov-12 12:18 AM (11 years ago)
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wont someone help an old ,,cock,,crow again ! lol
cock a doodle....oh ..never mindtongue
(11 years ago)
   
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