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	cookiemonster882

Fri, 22-Jan-16 3:22 PM (8 years ago)

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That disappointing moment when you wake up with a rock hard and realise there is no one next to you to enjoy it with

	quietwacpl

i woke up by myself with a rock hard taco once. i was glad i didn't have to share it with anyone.

(8 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Tue, 5-Jan-16 11:59 PM (8 years ago)

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Well Hello 2016...your looking very,very fine. Why you've just got all the numbers in the right places don't you.....what, nah 2015 is old news baby, you...you are what I'm into now

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	cookiemonster882

Fri, 30-Oct-15 2:51 AM (8 years ago)

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Thinking this year i might go buy some onions and hand them out for halloween just to see the confused and disappointed looks it gets

mysteries1984 and steelrat60 like this

	dirtycopper

better yet, dip them in carmel and put a stick in them.

(8 years ago)

	Ironsnake

I'd trick or treat for onions!

(8 years ago)

	Pushithard

Hey, I'd take a deep fried bloomin onion over a twix any day!

(8 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Not fried, just an onion from a sack of onions.Think i might put on a russian accent and talk nonsense while i hand them out, like 'Happy Easter yachemusch duploya'

(8 years ago)

dirtycopper, mysteries1984 and Rollersquirrel like this

	Ironsnake

Smoking a cigar and drinking vodka our of the bottle

(8 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Sat, 4-Jul-15 2:29 PM (8 years ago)

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-plays 'america:fuck yeah'- Happy 4th of July you groovy bastards

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	cookiemonster882

Thu, 28-May-15 2:31 PM (8 years ago)

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what fun is rope if you have no one to use it on

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	Wavesandstars8

Drunk ones maybe

(8 years ago)

	Mr.FX

Only if the cop was Sgt. Callahan from Police Academy

(8 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Well a Police Academy fetish, that's a new one

(8 years ago)

	BranMuffin5

Aww, now I not only have to watch Clerks but all of the Police Academy movies? So many movies I haven't seen in a while!

(8 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

NO ONE should put themselves through watching all the Police Academy movies.

(8 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Wed, 22-Apr-15 5:10 AM (9 years ago)

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Thoughts are with those of you in NSW going through this crazy storm & flooding.

	cookiemonster882

Thu, 16-Apr-15 10:35 PM (9 years ago)

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New Star Wars trailer, almost as good as a great blowjob

Big10bi likes this

	Big10bi

it was good haha

(9 years ago)

	MyaGirl

Really?! That's hard to believe. Have you had a really good bj?

(9 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

i have but notice i didn't say 'amazing' blow job haha

(9 years ago)

	mrsUnderDog59

Hello monster

xxoo.............

............hug and kotc

(9 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Thu, 5-Feb-15 2:36 PM (9 years ago)

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Can always count on always sunny to be hilarious and awesome.

	cookiemonster882

Tue, 28-Oct-14 4:50 AM (9 years ago)

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So damn horny that its annoying

	cookiemonster882

Sat, 6-Sep-14 12:30 PM (9 years ago)

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You may of lost but you played this season with heart despite everything going on, proud to be an Essendon supporter

	Wodja

essendon? ESSENDON?? go COLLINGWOOD!!

(9 years ago)

	flitterbee

wods!! are you a magpie supporter??

(9 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Thu, 4-Sep-14 3:54 AM (9 years ago)

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Bored & horny, oh nn you are a lifesaver

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	rkrenegade31

cookie looking for nookie

(9 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Sun, 24-Aug-14 5:06 AM (9 years ago)

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The new Doctor is rather great....all is rigth with the universe

	cookiemonster882

Mon, 18-Aug-14 11:46 AM (9 years ago)

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Rick & Morty = awesomeness

	dizzledick

That show is too funny, rick doesn't give a fuck

(9 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Fri, 8-Aug-14 3:09 PM (9 years ago)

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NN perving, such a wonderful activity when one is bored

	cookiemonster882

Sat, 14-Jun-14 10:43 PM (9 years ago)

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Hope Community gets picked up by hulu

	cookiemonster882

Tue, 27-May-14 3:02 PM (9 years ago)

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God damn is mad men a great show

	cookiemonster882

Tue, 29-Apr-14 12:08 PM (9 years ago)

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very much would like a job of blow right now

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	dolphingirl69

Almost time to wake my man up with one

(9 years ago)

	trublue0911

so jealous of him dolphin!

(9 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

aww aint you sweet

if ya really want to wake him up try wearing a demon mask while playing really loud black metal haha

(9 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Fri, 28-Mar-14 5:21 PM (10 years ago)

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Changed my mind, think id rather be eating some lovely pussy right now

	cookiemonster882

Fri, 28-Mar-14 4:47 PM (10 years ago)

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could really go for a long,slow blowjob right about now.

	chocstar

couldnt we all...

(10 years ago)

	lookin4cougars

Or any type of blowjob

(10 years ago)

	prissey

mmm..yummy..

(10 years ago)

	lynskey

oh alright then,come here

(10 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Tue, 18-Mar-14 12:38 PM (10 years ago)

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Do the hustle!

	Nwduke

git!!!!! that is now stuck in my head

(10 years ago)

	onlygeekaround

Make me!

(10 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Tue, 4-Mar-14 2:10 PM (10 years ago)

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Oh Toast, i know your just heated bread but through that heat you become something....magical

	slinkysuzie

ahhhh Ode to Heated Bread...one of my favourites

(10 years ago)

	licksipsuckit

cookie monsters dont eat toast!!! *lix*

(10 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

cookies for every meal would have me strung out like a crack addict lol

(10 years ago)

	bmwman66

anybody ever read a disseration upon roast pig as a kid ?,,,wonder if it was the same with toast ?

(10 years ago)

	bmwman66

guess not lol

(10 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Sun, 2-Mar-14 1:09 AM (10 years ago)

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No matter how many times i see it, Woodland Critter Christmas is still one of the most hilarious things ever created. Hail satan! haha

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	Klefty

Never heard of it

(10 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Southpark episode

(10 years ago)

	Raven2005

Now let me see...whats southpark...

(10 years ago)

	KaioticEvil

you're a child

(10 years ago)

	NerdCore

hahahahaha!!!!! I agree, Red Hot Catholic Love, Woodland Critter Christmas, Underpants Gnomes are in my tops

(10 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Wed, 26-Feb-14 10:11 AM (10 years ago)

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5 years have passed but your still missed. There's a hole in my heart in the shape of you. RIP Dad

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	slinkysuzie

My condolences

(10 years ago)

	Tiedupintassie

hugs gorgeous xx

(10 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

thanks

(10 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

Thu, 20-Feb-14 12:15 AM (10 years ago)

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And the sun will set for you,The sun will set for you.And the shadow of the day,Will embrace the world in grey.And the sun will set for you...

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	cookiemonster882

Tue, 18-Feb-14 6:48 PM (10 years ago)

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sleep, needing the much of

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	quietmicpl

lots of sugar in cookies. you're probably wired 24/7

(10 years ago)

	cookiemonster882

no cookies are healthy, everyone keep buying cookies

haha

(10 years ago)

	boomboomfrog

Great just great

(10 years ago)

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