)onlygeekaround's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 5-Feb-20 10:53 PM (4 years ago)
Guys, what happened to Heidi_Anne_Jones?? She was so fucking hot!!
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Thu, 4-Feb-16 4:42 PM (8 years ago)
Three simple words that form a name that make me blow my beans every single time: Return. Of. Oz.
mermaid_hunter69 likes this
Fri, 31-Jul-15 5:49 PM (8 years ago)
So my latest plaything has decided to commit to her girlfriend. How very dreary......
honeyme likes this
Tue, 31-Mar-15 2:54 PM (9 years ago)
It was freezing this morning, now its sweltering hot! WHY IS THERE NO MIDDLE GROUND?!?
Thu, 26-Mar-15 5:13 PM (9 years ago)
bought my lady friend a fun new toy. Not sure why she wanted the Nerf Rebelle crossbow but who am I to judge?
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Thu, 5-Mar-15 3:03 PM (9 years ago)
Sorry I've been away, bought a second hand processor and it knackered me PC. Did I miss the gangbang?
Fri, 20-Feb-15 5:12 PM (9 years ago)
Gassy. I feel gassy NewbieNudes. Oh and I'm moving house soon :/ dislike. Dunno why, I just do.
Moving is the worst
Thu, 12-Feb-15 3:55 PM (9 years ago)
Argh! Any pointers on how to start a fire with just cardboard and wood?!
Fri, 6-Feb-15 12:15 PM (9 years ago)
Just been to view a flat. Not going to lie, a few niggles aside, I'm tempted
Tue, 3-Feb-15 12:56 PM (9 years ago)
*dresses up like Deadpool and sings* Now cos Tony said, I'm an Avenger!
Tue, 3-Feb-15 12:00 AM (9 years ago)
Say what you want about Justin Bieber, he saved my life. I was in a coma, the nurse put the radio on with his song and I woke up just to smash the radio.
Fri, 30-Jan-15 11:46 PM (9 years ago)
Hope you're all doing okay. Couldn't be doing worse than me, I guess.
Mon, 26-Jan-15 6:13 PM (9 years ago)
This years Royal Rumble was less entertaining than shoving a TV Antenna up my urethra and tuning in to Antiques Roadshow.
Sun, 25-Jan-15 5:48 PM (9 years ago)
I can see why North Korea was upset with The Interview. If someone made a bad film about me, I'd be pretty upset too.
Sat, 24-Jan-15 4:30 PM (9 years ago)
*skips round Status Land singing* I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt and guess what's inside it!
Fri, 23-Jan-15 5:32 PM (9 years ago)
*sigh* what's the point of going to the doctors if they A, don't listen to you and B, actually make you feel worse?
Wed, 21-Jan-15 10:27 AM (9 years ago)
Application: "In case of emergency notify........" Me: "A doctor."
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