)BoxerBoi28uk's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 4-Jul-23 2:39 AM (295 days ago)
Came back to NN to discover my inbox has messages from people attacking me for not taking the covid vaccine. Wtf is going on? lol This a porn website. I'm come here to tickle my pickle. =D
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Wed, 30-Nov-22 11:26 PM (1 year ago)
I started a support group for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop and nobody came. 
That’s one mailing list I’m glad not to be on.
(1 year ago)
Just getting out of a body self detoxing 
so i can take painkillers again, so im better 
so i can take painkillers again, so im better
(1 year ago)
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Wed, 31-Aug-22 12:22 AM (1 year ago)
Me trying to get to sleep. My brain "Surely not everybody was Kung Fu fighting"
I assure you that they all were.
(1 year ago)
I once, thought I really did a good job taking a pic and the only commit I got on it, was Arti asking if I was kung fu fighting........
(1 year ago)
Tue, 2-Nov-21 1:46 PM (2 years ago)
How come its ok to name your willy, but its not ok to name the fellers willy next to you at the urinal? 
Thu, 30-Sep-21 10:04 AM (2 years ago)
Pre-James Bond, Sean Connery owned a barbershop and kept the profits in a shavings account.
Sun, 25-Jul-21 5:14 AM (2 years ago)
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day! A lady asked me to check her balance so i pushed her over.
Thu, 8-Jul-21 9:26 PM (2 years ago)
I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
Thu, 8-Jul-21 9:12 PM (2 years ago)
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. 
Mon, 3-May-21 10:03 AM (2 years ago)
Wearing your face mask with your nose poking out is like wearing your underwear with your knob hanging out.
They probably cut the tips off condoms, as well.
(2 years ago)
Sun, 14-Feb-21 6:59 PM (3 years ago)
Roses are red, My heart is aflutter, Let's do some bumsex, For lube we'll use butter.
Fri, 30-Oct-20 6:35 PM (3 years ago)
I never wanted to believe my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker but when I got home, all the signs were there.
btw Woder. How did you know my videos had been posted on a gay section of a website? lol Either you were looking at gay porn or stalking people doing reverse image serches again. loool
(3 years ago)
Sat, 26-Sep-20 6:23 AM (3 years ago)
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions.
Mon, 21-Sep-20 2:11 PM (3 years ago)
My mum asked me to bring her something hard to write on.I have no clue why she got so mad. It's pretty fucking hard to write on sand.
easy in sand, so you brought to little of it 
(3 years ago)
Fri, 11-Sep-20 3:04 PM (3 years ago)
I read online today that humans, on average, eat more bananas than monkeys. It's right you know. I cannot remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Thu, 10-Sep-20 3:48 PM (3 years ago)
Most people are shocked when they find out... how bad I am as an electrician.
Hi Boxer..You must have made some bad Short Cuts...
(3 years ago)
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Wed, 9-Sep-20 1:30 PM (3 years ago)
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates? Because he's married.
Sat, 8-Aug-20 12:26 AM (3 years ago)
If size doesn't matter then why is my wife's dildo not 3 inches long and crooked?
Get a clone-a-willy kit. Take dildo back to store and place it there for sale without them knowing lol
(3 years ago)
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Agrees with AtisticI always go for 6 inches and my man is over looking at the bigger ones lol..hi Boxer
(3 years ago)
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Mon, 25-May-20 11:04 PM (3 years ago)
Has anyone created a vacine yet so we can all hook up and start doing all manner of rude things to another again?
Mon, 20-Aug-18 11:02 PM (5 years ago)
A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."
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Mon, 16-Jul-18 6:53 PM (5 years ago)
Losing grandparents is never fun. But i did inherit £1.6 million which makes life easier. And i still have the memorys. Cheers nan and gramps. 
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I think you are lucky to have you grand parent this long, they almost got to see 4th generation all grown up, it amazes me that spouses can often, "wait" on eachother in the final state, nice of them
(5 years ago)
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Sun, 10-Jun-18 4:11 PM (5 years ago)
If London staging a naked bike ride on the same day as a Free Robinson demonstration tells us anything, it’s that we aren’t being governed by Sharia Law.
Not a 1st London hosting the nude bike ride event. The Robinson protest is just part of the UK freedom of speech & opinion as it is for all faiths races & backgrounds. What's obvious but clearly...
(5 years ago)
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I just wanted to ride around naked and drink some beer. Some woman told me i didn't have my helmet on i said "I do, it's under my foreskin"
(5 years ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-18 7:12 PM (6 years ago)
Just filmed a video of the Mrs wanking me off with her toes. Lovely bit of footage.
Thu, 22-Feb-18 6:58 PM (6 years ago)
A week ago US was asking Tide to change their pod designs so teenagers would stop eating them. Now this week the media thinks teenagers should determine gun control laws. 
pfuuf, thank god! you two got me scared now..thank god its just a joke!.haha..imagine..women and kids voting..haha..what chaos that would be.. good one..had me chuckling
(6 years ago)
Sun, 3-Dec-17 8:15 PM (6 years ago)
Just tied buttered bread to my cat to see how it lands when dropped? The result....I'm not allowed pets or my kids on weekends anymore.
Buttered bread and a cat. By all rights, they should have levitated indefinately
(6 years ago)