)chocstar's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 28-Feb-24 5:01 PM (50 days ago)
I generally don't tend to look at pics of ladies younger than my kids, but I have a problem with the tittykat. Thoughts
im so old i remember being a dirty old man
(50 days ago)
Wed, 7-Feb-24 2:11 PM (71 days ago)
If I get a decent result at my cancer check up next week. My wife has promised me a blow job...
Mon, 4-Dec-23 1:15 PM (136 days ago)
I have just 90 mins decorating the Christmas only for my wife to inspect it tell me I'm a useless twat and redo it herself. I am alone in this issue.
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Wed, 15-Nov-23 1:48 PM (155 days ago)
I have the house to myself which is a rare. Apart from relaxed perving on NN the biggest treat is having a shit with the bathroom door open. I know I'm weird.
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Thu, 2-Mar-23 12:31 PM (1 year ago)
My wife asked me to check what was on at the local theatre. There is a play titled "Wish you were dead". She doesn't want to go on her birthday.
A device designed to support a hernia when what is needed is a complete overhaul of the body politic
(1 year ago)
@pantypirate ...... nah, a blind kangaroo with no legs and only one arm would be better than BJ. Which is precisely what we now have.
(1 year ago)
And bollocks to dan ... we don't care about the gender of our PM, we just want competence. So we're still as fucked as we were. Why can't we have Zelenskyy. 
(1 year ago)
Tue, 7-Jul-20 4:47 PM (3 years ago)
I have been letting my beard grow since Covid as a sort of protest. My wife has just informed me it makes me look old and gormless. Old i can take but gormless ?
Tue, 30-Jun-20 6:17 AM (3 years ago)
Today I am being made redundant. Tomorrow I take my works pension a few years early. I declair 1/7 as shag a pensioner day.
Mon, 15-Jun-20 1:25 PM (3 years ago)
Don't know why but I find pics of ladies with a bra on but no knickers very sexy. Anyone agree ?
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Tue, 11-Feb-20 1:48 PM (4 years ago)
some people do weird shit, why would you stretch your arsehole open. Maybe its me that weird for not doing it.
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Fri, 1-Feb-19 2:48 PM (5 years ago)
I wonder how many people have deleted their account thinking it deletes their pics as well ?
Pics stay forever.. unless you delete them before you delete your profile
(5 years ago)
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You have to tick a box to delete your pics or they stay on the site.
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 26-Jun-18 12:05 PM (5 years ago)
Fecking hell it's hot out there. I could feel my bollox frying
Wed, 14-Feb-18 7:22 AM (6 years ago)
My wife suggested we watch a program about the develpoment of robot sex dolls on TV last night. It featured some weird buggers
I’m waiting for the sheep version to come out
(6 years ago)
Tue, 6-Feb-18 12:10 PM (6 years ago)
I've just opened a package in error meant for my Son. It's an STI test kit....
Tue, 16-Jan-18 8:43 AM (6 years ago)
My wife said she like my shirt as it matched my beard. It was a grey shirt....
Sat, 13-Jan-18 5:16 PM (6 years ago)
Spanex.. why don't they make them for Men. What about all this equallity stuff
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Tue, 12-Dec-17 11:32 AM (6 years ago)
The UK has gone to the dogs.. Just been to hospital for a check up and not even outside A/E has been gritted or had snow cleared and the parking has gone up. Robbing bastrds
Thu, 30-Nov-17 7:00 AM (6 years ago)
Some people think they are champagne but they are really cold piss
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i fort i was hot shit. but terned oot i juss a cold fart warmed up 
(6 years ago)
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