)Rollersquirrel's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 18-Mar-20 1:00 AM (4 years ago)
Looks like I now have to lower the gang bang from 500 to less than 100. May as well just cancel it
Wow Rollers...Lucky Clittylicker ..
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(4 years ago)
Fri, 2-Feb-18 12:21 AM (6 years ago)
Fantasy couple for 3 some? You can't pick prince Phillip & the queen. Already taken.
Fri, 10-Nov-17 10:13 AM (6 years ago)
There are way too many cocks in hotdog buns compared to donuts on cocks. If you want to seduce me slide a donut on it.
on me 
Fri, 6-Oct-17 10:23 AM (6 years ago)
Ladies check your boobs while you're doing the ToF thing, breast cancer awareness month 
Mon, 11-Sep-17 7:35 AM (6 years ago)
I wish a guy would chase after me like these fucking magpies do
Stop talking with your mouth full Roller - you mispronounced covfefe!! 
(6 years ago)
Sat, 3-Jun-17 10:43 AM (6 years ago)
Would you rather have to wear someone else's undies or use their tooth brush?
Well, I'd wear your undies if you actually owned any!!
(6 years ago)
Wed, 10-May-17 5:49 AM (6 years ago)
I'm dead which means I can't answer any messages at this time
Tue, 18-Apr-17 4:43 AM (7 years ago)
Two pics to verify? I can't find the thing with all the rules
I only did it for the mandatory 2 angle root from Clitty
(7 years ago)
Thu, 16-Mar-17 3:45 AM (7 years ago)
My hobbies include taking lots of photos of my cat and pretending I don't take lots of photos of my cat
Fri, 3-Mar-17 5:17 AM (7 years ago)
Inspirational, motivational books, movies, people? I love these sort of things (especially sports) recommendations?
Mon, 13-Feb-17 10:50 AM (7 years ago)
I tried to go to the live cams but all it did was send me to another site? Like no nn members.? Is that all it is or is it because I'm on mobile viewing? Anyone? Don't go jumping to conclusions why I'
Fuknfreak2 likes this
Fri, 10-Feb-17 6:19 AM (7 years ago)
What would you rather be a woman with a penis or a man with a vagina?
Tue, 20-Dec-16 11:35 AM (7 years ago)
My favourite kind of pics? The ones where I can see what sorta stuff you've got in your house. There should be a category for that.
Mon, 19-Dec-16 9:50 AM (7 years ago)
I've realised marriage is nothing more than a piece of paper and standing really close to your partner in Kmart so you can blame them for the fart
Tue, 13-Dec-16 10:56 AM (7 years ago)
Doesn't anyone care to even asl anymore? This world is fucked
Mon, 5-Dec-16 4:27 AM (7 years ago)
What is your masturbation heartrate? Don't act like you haven't checked it before
Nope I changed my game.. no more jack hammer turnip.
(7 years ago)
SweetnSassy13 likes this
don't tell anyone but i wear my fitbit while masturbating to get my daily step count up 
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(7 years ago)
Sun, 4-Dec-16 11:25 AM (7 years ago)
Can anyone else see the invisible guy in these photos cause I swear it's all just delicious snacks??
coldfish1 likes this
I got my dick caught in my zipper when my gf's mom walked in
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
You're six feet tall. I will wait until you're finished with me and let you know.
(7 years ago)
Rollersquirrel likes this
How did ya get the beans above the sausage, hey?
(7 years ago)
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