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Sat, 21-Oct-23 4:51 AM (189 days ago)
To whom it may concern: If you're posting a picture that depicts only one person, it is either "Male" or "Female", not "Both"
KiwiPic, theroyalcouple, EmuLater, AdeleGingerRaine, smitten4u and 2 others, Mr_Vein and sidders73 like this
Yeah, I understand that, but being "both" is stretching it a bit.
(189 days ago)
Wait, doesn't that mean they are ambidextrous?
(189 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and 6Robroy9 like this
also, if you're posting a picture of your penis, the gender is definitely NOT female!!!!
(188 days ago)
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Wed, 20-Sep-23 12:01 PM (220 days ago)
Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and transplant it onto someone who isn't related to you? Arse skin for a friend.
Laphroaigh, SexyEnglishBabe, smitten4u, thyknlong, EmuLater and 13 others, Lucy68, Relaxer, shy28boy, Thumbs78, justcuz, Fbvines, cmp304, heydidyagrabmyass, Jersey__Girl, KiwiPic, Mr_Girth_Brooks, mojo75nz and spunky4u like this
I am lucky when I was burned over 65% of my body it was only second degree and didn't require grafts. The treatment I received involved cadaver skin attached with over a thousand staples.
(219 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and smitten4u like this
True that didy, my granddad got the blast to his thighs, torso, hands and head. He shielded his face with his hands. The docs took skin from the back of his legs and his arse.
(219 days ago)
Mon, 21-Aug-23 4:43 AM (250 days ago)
My wife said Gilbert O'Sullivan came into the bank where she works. I asked her what he wanted. She said "A loan again, naturally"
Fbvines, lennynatural, gpflem, Relaxer, Alan4uLadies and 2 others, Pete_from_Aus and shy28boy like this
*bebops back to J and the rolling tray
(1 year ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Makeup and food, mostly. Don't judge me, lenny.
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 17-Feb-23 11:34 PM (1 year ago)
Is there a trivia quiz today? If so, what time and what format?
Juicy, my one true love!! XXXX Just watching it now, Jason.
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
I lost it with the body armour and tights
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 14-Feb-23 5:26 AM (1 year ago)
...and yet another mass shooting in a US educational institution!! FFS, ridiculous!!
Unfortunately it’s their constitutional rights to get shot! Makes no sense to me, especially as they ban abortions, but you can buy a gun and kill as many people as you can.
(1 year ago)
smitten4u, spunky4u, clittylicker, NicRae, bugguy905 and 3 others, MissAshlee, Saturnfinger1 and EmuLater like this
Talk about the definition of stupidity.
(1 year ago)
Exactly Pete. The only way you get to kill kids here, is with a gun. It's the way God wants it, after all.
(1 year ago)
Pro-life, until you're born. just know... we don't all believe this.
(1 year ago)
smitten4u, Saturnfinger1, ksaint, Mr_Vein, lennynatural and 2 others, clittylicker and Pete_from_Aus like this
Sat, 14-Jan-23 12:00 AM (1 year ago)
Am I in time for trivia today or is it the wrong day/time?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Oooh! Jersey is going to host Clitty!! I like that idea.
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl and MrsTrellis like this
Sat, 6-Aug-22 8:05 AM (1 year ago)
Judith Durham died yesterday! That beautiful voice gone forever. 😔 RIP Judith.
Agent_K likes this
The Seekers were the sound of my childhood, I'll never find another you a particular favourite. RIP.
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 5-Aug-22 10:35 PM (1 year ago)
Good morning all. Is everybody ready for Trivia in 25 minutes?
We could just change ends every 20 minutes.
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Fuck me I’m old. Used to watch his show. But wow, 99! Helluva a run!
(1 year ago)
clittylicker and bluebayour6 like this
Remember his name from the credits, appeared he was "active" as actor for 75 years.
(1 year ago)
DanajustDana, lennynatural, happyhumper69, MellieK, bluebayour6 and 2 others, smitten4u and GottaBeMe like this
Tue, 28-Jun-22 7:51 AM (1 year ago)
Either people need to start reading profiles or I'll need to change my name.
I still get asked if I’m bi, or married. Sheesh! 😂😂😂
(1 year ago)
It took me years to figure out AlBiMale's name as far as what it meant; figured Albi was a term that I had never heard of
(1 year ago)
Did you know that "tricycle kilt" is an anagram of your name... Interesting!
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 24-Jun-22 11:00 PM (1 year ago)
Right!! General Knowledge. Question 1. Which WWII general became a U.S President?
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Fri, 24-Jun-22 10:51 PM (1 year ago)
Today's trivia quiz is General knowledge, so anybody who is an expert on Generals will have a distinct advantage.
Fri, 24-Jun-22 10:49 PM (1 year ago)
Twelve minutes to Trivia o' Clock. Unfortunately I don't have nudles to give as prizes so, unless some very kind person would like to help me out in that regard, this weeks quiz is just for fun.
I have a few nudles lying around that I can donate...how many do you need?
(1 year ago)
juicy and clittylicker like this
Thanks for the offer Ida - I got more than enough and the extras have been passed on to next week's host for prizes.
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
Fri, 10-Jun-22 9:37 PM (1 year ago)
Useless fact of the day: Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder until they pee. They then drink the urine, tasting it to determine whether the female is ovulating.
Wed, 1-Jun-22 12:20 PM (1 year ago)
For some reason I've had that fucking Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" in my head all day and it's annoying me, so I need everybody to sing along with me to banish it.
ksaint likes this
When you go will you send back a letter from America? Take a look up the rail track from Miami to Canada
(1 year ago)
Wed, 1-Jun-22 1:24 AM (1 year ago)
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
MissAshlee, PApda, lennynatural, mrjimm, happyhumper69 and 3 others, MellieK, smitten4u and bluebayour6 like this
Fri, 27-May-22 11:46 PM (1 year ago)
A 73 year old woman was in court yesterday for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show last week. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.
maraff, Artistic, Laphroaigh, happyhumper69, smitten4u and 6 others, bugguy905, Saturnfinger1, paramour, lennynatural, Shes_a_Sin and MissAshlee like this
Yeah she cudda used conditioner,shirley
(1 year ago)
One fella was so surprised he spilt his seed on the floor
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
If at first you don't suck seed
(1 year ago)
Sat, 21-May-22 1:17 AM (1 year ago)
Sorry I missed the quiz this morning - I had other things to attend to in the real world. Did I miss anything interesting?
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Thu, 19-May-22 4:13 AM (1 year ago)
Mmmmm! Just made myself a delicious chicken, cheese and bacon toasted sammich for lunch. I might have to change my name to Gordon Blue.