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Mon, 19-May-14 7:40 PM (9 years ago)
Just saw the new Godzilla movie...what a horrible waste of time. =-(
Sun, 27-Apr-14 3:32 AM (10 years ago)
I'm not trying to impress you, but... I have slept without my night light for 2 whole nights
Sun, 13-Apr-14 1:28 AM (10 years ago)
You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are questionable. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Sat, 12-Apr-14 12:30 AM (10 years ago)
Terrorists have two eyes. Pandas have two eyes. Coincidence? I think not.
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Sun, 16-Mar-14 2:19 AM (10 years ago)
What the hell does the "z" in "LOLZ" mean.... "Laugh Out Loud... Zebras?"
Wed, 15-Jan-14 4:48 AM (10 years ago)
“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.” ― Mel Brooks
Fri, 13-Jul-12 2:33 PM (11 years ago)
Well it was about that time that I notice that she was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era
Thu, 22-Mar-12 12:47 AM (12 years ago)
At an orgy in old Tennessee Eric paused 'cause he had to go pee. When he finished his whizz, he Found all the cunts busy, And had to make do with Claire's knee.
Mon, 12-Sep-11 4:50 PM (12 years ago)
I havent watched soccer in 25 years! ..I'll tell you what you missed ..3 goals
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Mon, 12-Sep-11 2:01 PM (12 years ago)
Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
Fri, 27-May-11 10:23 PM (12 years ago)
Heres one...Always look on the bright side of life...do do.. do.do do do do do
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Sun, 16-Jan-11 4:55 AM (13 years ago)
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Thu, 23-Dec-10 8:35 PM (13 years ago)
Always look on the bright side of life...do do.. do.do do do do do
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Sun, 12-Dec-10 2:13 AM (13 years ago)
instructions for tactical bacon (fried bacon in a can google it its real).. open can receive bacon =D
Sat, 11-Dec-10 6:31 PM (13 years ago)
Santa is comming! Poor elfs they gotta clean that mess up =-(
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