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sexysouls's Recent Statuses
Fri, 29-Sep-17 12:40 AM (6 years ago)
tip
anybody have anything to eat? i am starving.
Eet mor chikin!
(6 years ago)
sexysouls likes this
eet mor puzzi
(6 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
^perv
(6 years ago)
having a footlong Subway watching football
(6 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
pervette above
(6 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Sat, 5-Aug-17 2:10 AM (6 years ago)
tip
if i really stop and admit it, breasts own me.
Knockout_curves likes this
I'll tug on you nice and hard!
(6 years ago)
harder, please, harder
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Bites too??
(6 years ago)
what ya biting?
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Shoulders, neck, nipples, chest, hips, inner thighs
(6 years ago)
Fri, 2-Jun-17 3:55 AM (6 years ago)
tip
if you can't figure it out, I have a big xxxxx cock and i want to impregnant a curvy candian.
mountaincouple likes this
Jesus! BhahahH
(6 years ago)
leave chuck alone
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
wait...i meant curvy comedienne
(6 years ago)
Woody does have a nice curvy butt!
(6 years ago)
Uummmmm
(6 years ago)
Fri, 2-Jun-17 3:41 AM (6 years ago)
tip
could it beeeee anybody? just depends on the amount of boooze in me.
mountaincouple likes this
Well cum stuff your face in these tits and get super drunk.
(6 years ago)
you have womanly breasts made to produce rock hard erections
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
And rock hard cocks tend to fit perfectly inbetween them... Just poking through enough to lick the tip
(6 years ago)
Gawd KC you're even going to make me horny!
(6 years ago)
I have a way to make the Dicks hard and the pussy drip wink
(6 years ago)
Wed, 17-Aug-16 2:52 AM (7 years ago)
tip
i am wondering who the richest person is on nn"
Yeah, but a Reggie Jackson candy bar would tell you how good it was when you opened it wink
(7 years ago)
I'm more of a Trader Joes peanut butter cup kind of guy.
(7 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
nope, irony. though i chase it with freakin sarcasm all the time.
(7 years ago)
Really
(7 years ago)
Idk. Ask NN who has been on him lately wink
(7 years ago)
Wed, 17-Aug-16 2:37 AM (7 years ago)
tip
ok....i did just update my status, but i did not write all that stuff about special education!!!
thanks...really i do not know where that education stuff came from
(7 years ago)
Tux knows. You never feed them after midnight!
(7 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
And NEVER let them get near water wink
(7 years ago)
LuLusBakery and steelrat60 like this
It was more interesting than most of the status updates we get
(7 years ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
sad, crunchy.
(7 years ago)
Sat, 6-Aug-16 12:01 AM (7 years ago)
tip
nn ruined my marriage AND my olympic dreams
a double whammy
(7 years ago)
Sat, 30-Jul-16 1:26 AM (7 years ago)
tip
is it wrong of me to buy a used sex doll? it is really high end and very expensive if bought new?
jonze likes this
And incidentally I insist that all women I sleep with wash with bleach before. They usually wash with bleach after by their own choice.
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
And steel wool
(7 years ago)
Cough, choke... guffaw
(7 years ago)
The
(7 years ago)
They usually have that response too!
(7 years ago)
Sat, 30-Jul-16 12:28 AM (7 years ago)
tip
after 5 years here, i am taking the big plunge and meetimg an actual human female for dinner (and hopefully intercourse). thank you everyone you have been so helpful during my transition to humaning.
infor...that made me laugh....in a good way
(7 years ago)
LOL NNvest! Good luck though mate
(7 years ago)
*NNcest
(7 years ago)
gleam...nnecst needs to be copyrighted. but, i dont need luck. i am in new orleans on a weekend, with a hot south american chica...it is almost unfair how good life is right now.
(7 years ago)
Good for you mate grin
(7 years ago)
Sat, 30-Jul-16 12:01 AM (7 years ago)
tip
i just have to tell everyone this: kc lets me finger her in public places.
And here I said don't tell everyone! Lol
(7 years ago)
Just finger me? Wow and to think they day we met you fucked me in front of everyone with help
(7 years ago)
yes that is an lol
(7 years ago)
what can i say? i cannot keep my cock out of you.
(7 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Good! Now don't stop
(7 years ago)
Fri, 29-Jul-16 11:53 PM (7 years ago)
tip
so...back to may sex for money thing...i just need a catchy name for this type of business. i am totally open to ideas, but something like "cum and go"...too bad piggly wiggly is taken
Penny for your cocks wink
(7 years ago)
Artistic likes this
a pound for your pussy?
(7 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
I'll take 4
(7 years ago)
Artistic likes this
LOL^^^^
(7 years ago)
sexysouls likes this
Fri, 29-Jul-16 11:10 PM (7 years ago)
tip
imagine if there was this way you could just pay for sex? the 21st century is sooo wide open to innovation; i can see this happening someday....maybe in colorado
Sorry Ponyman, that was supposed to be up one...
(7 years ago)
right joanna...i am going to kickstarter right now, because i think i am onto something here with this "sex for money" thing.
(7 years ago)
I know power smile
(7 years ago)
It just needs a bit of deregulation, really. A sort of Ronald Reagan / Margaret Thatcher era
(7 years ago)
sexysouls likes this
now if i could get maggie thatcher the lil milk snatcher to do this crazy sex for monet thing...whoa. i would be rolling in those confederate euros
(7 years ago)
Thu, 21-Jul-16 11:23 AM (7 years ago)
tip
do you actually know what happens when you leave nn?
rhinostool likes this
yep, your spirit remains wink
(7 years ago)
feck that, i'm taking my spirits with me, aint no-one having my vodka & gin tongue
(7 years ago)
lynskey and PApda like this
you get an itch and come back to scratch it.
(7 years ago)
'you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave'
(7 years ago)
Yeah you come back heart
(7 years ago)
Wed, 20-Jul-16 6:36 AM (7 years ago)
tip
honk if you are doing yourself like the champ you are
Wed, 20-Jul-16 6:13 AM (7 years ago)
tip
this place always looks so familiar...i think it is haunted by nn'ers long gone
MrsFX likes this
Some of us keep coming back for more smile
(7 years ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this
Aint that the truth?!
(7 years ago)
Tue, 12-Jul-16 12:43 AM (7 years ago)
tip
oh to be a glass dildo for just a day
Chuck-81 and happyhumper69 like this
I'd gladly replace a glass dildo with your sexy self
(7 years ago)
sexysouls likes this
took you long enough...i thought i was going to have to lure you in with tim horton's or something
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Sorry, was distracted by your new pictures... Only took like 5 years lol
(7 years ago)
However I could totally go for an ice coffee with milk
(7 years ago)
Fri, 8-Jul-16 4:00 AM (7 years ago)
tip
i love kinky curvy canadian girls... they are so hard to find
Blushing mad hard! But you are one smoking fine sexy woman yourself!
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Nup. Them girls. Those lips! Thighs to get lost in. What am I saying? *Calms down* Is it hot in here?!?
(7 years ago)
Not yet... But after I'm done with you it will be hot as fuck wink I'll bring back that Aussie summer for ya wink
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81, MrsFX and Mr.FX like this
^^ BOTH sexy as FUCK! wink
(7 years ago)
it's a compliment orgy!!
(7 years ago)
Mr.FX likes this
Fri, 8-Jul-16 3:48 AM (7 years ago)
tip
i feel like i was here before... and i lost my soul
You're here with more than one if your user name is to be believed. : )
(7 years ago)
sexysouls likes this
Hello you sexy thing!!!
(7 years ago)
Welcome back. The place is the same but different.
(7 years ago)
thanks Roxie
(7 years ago)
Welcome back smile
(7 years ago)
Sat, 5-Mar-16 2:41 AM (8 years ago)
tip
yeah, i wanna get you pregnant and stuff
Holy baby?
(8 years ago)
sexysouls likes this
chuck, we can give it a shot...but you look past menopause
(8 years ago)
What was that gross word I used for sperm that freaked the big guy out? Fuckkkk thinking
(8 years ago)
You'll have to tell me.
(8 years ago)
Man gravy!
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Sat, 5-Mar-16 2:21 AM (8 years ago)
tip
isn't "bend over" one of the nicest thing a person can do? chicken soup for my soul.
You fucking kill me! 4 some is totally a romantic night
(8 years ago)
since you asked nicely wink wiggle wiggle ( ! )
(8 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
i want to fuck you, not kill ya! ya daft canadian.
(8 years ago)
Wait... Why can we say kill? When did I miss that memo.... Also come fuck me then... Wtf u waiting in?
(8 years ago)
jenn you have a nice exclamation point
(8 years ago)
Sat, 5-Mar-16 2:02 AM (8 years ago)
tip
now, who can squirt?
Ohhh Souls... You going to make me red?
(8 years ago)
i prefer pink...but i will spank your bare bottom red, if you don't tell us what makes you squirt.
(8 years ago)
Lots and lots of clit action with just enough pussy pounding! Don't get about my ass tongue
(8 years ago)
sexysouls likes this
well, thank you kinky, but i am still going to have to spank your bare bottom with my hand...cause i am like that!
(8 years ago)
Wouldn't have it any other way! *bends over*
(8 years ago)
Thu, 13-Aug-15 1:38 AM (8 years ago)
tip
fuck, i turned 5 and i am having this 5 year old crisis. damn colitas
Fri, 26-Jun-15 4:19 PM (8 years ago)
tip
i don't often suck another man's penis, but when i do it is always when the fucking supreme court legalizes gay marriage!
Hey there SS. : )
(8 years ago)
lol marry mark. smile
(8 years ago)
marry me hahahaha
(8 years ago)
Mon, 2-Feb-15 4:33 AM (9 years ago)
tip
this year marshawn lynch had five runs from the 1 yard line...how many touchdowns did he score?
night kinks...i have a hard brady because of your....GIANT TITS
(9 years ago)
well u know where to put brady wink
(9 years ago)
Hey KC, go for a walk in the morning and get the blood flowing, no need for caffeine
(9 years ago)
i will test the walk out when there isnt a shit pile of snow tnt, lol good night tnt
(9 years ago)
Snow? Come here to Arizona
(9 years ago)
Mon, 2-Feb-15 4:22 AM (9 years ago)
tip
hahahahaha....are you mad, bro?
Knockout_curves likes this
well played... sherman might even laff...in a couple of days after his child is born and his life changes forever
(9 years ago)
i actually like him, but it is time for him to eat the shit he is always talking.
(9 years ago)
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