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her1996's Recent Statuses
Sun, 12-Apr-20 10:02 PM (4 years ago)
tip
anybody got any ideas on cutting your own hair mines getting too long
tugking70 likes this
LOL I really don't blame you her....I wouldn't let Him cut anything!!
(4 years ago)
What's this..? My Balls are heart by all jerk LOL...
(4 years ago)
Did you ask Her if you could slap your wrinkly old balls on her status?
(4 years ago)
Enjoying lovely her pics...smile...
(4 years ago)
If you trim your i can demolish you desperately delicious pussy
(3 years ago)
Sun, 12-Apr-20 9:30 PM (4 years ago)
tip
doo maybe in trouble i've had to start on the vodka
kimberly_1229 and Fire_brand like this
Don't be daft!
(4 years ago)
means you might get the rolling pin babe
(4 years ago)
In a box maybe...
(4 years ago)
Rolling pin! Pucker up, Doo....
(4 years ago)
Fire_brand and LOVEXXXPORN like this
round his head tc
(4 years ago)
Mon, 20-Aug-18 3:11 AM (5 years ago)
tip
any ideas dodoo can't log in on his laptop but i can log into his account on mine
Her!!! Don't let him log in and come mess with me... wink
(5 years ago)
try to reboot it
(5 years ago)
too late he managed to log in
(5 years ago)
inforfunc likes this
Dang it!!! sad
(5 years ago)
Wed, 9-Aug-17 11:07 PM (6 years ago)
tip
happy anniversary dickhead knew you had forgot
TexAngel and GottaBeMe like this
love you too knob sack
(6 years ago)
LikesTwo likes this
21 tears i mean years
(6 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Oh, doo. How could you! Now you HAVE to buy her another pandora bracelet to make up for it!
(6 years ago)
i do need a new 1 tex no room left on the 1 i have
(6 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
tears doo i could of done you in and walked free
(6 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
Tue, 25-Apr-17 10:35 AM (6 years ago)
tip
28 days and counting tilli get on a plane
GottaBeMe likes this
Bah! Ya should just come see me instead. *grin* Ill take ya to a bunch of stores that carry Stetsons for Do!
(6 years ago)
sod doo what about me
(6 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Im sure I can find somethin ya like. *grin* Can start with the beautiful beaches!
(6 years ago)
cool, sounds great
(6 years ago)
your such a charmer beaches how can i resist
(6 years ago)
Thu, 12-Jan-17 2:43 AM (7 years ago)
tip
doo needs feeding so to the kitchen i go night all
Kiss em for me, Her. *grin*
(7 years ago)
Night, go tie the feed bag on him.
(7 years ago)
Thu, 12-Jan-17 1:27 AM (7 years ago)
tip
hello everyone
Hello Her. Good to meet you! :0)
(7 years ago)
Hullo Her *kotc* Wheres your gob of a hubby?
(7 years ago)
here
(7 years ago)
still breathing see i haven't done him in yet
(7 years ago)
Dodoo! Me buddy!
(7 years ago)
Sun, 18-Dec-16 1:31 PM (7 years ago)
tip
you cantankerous pain in the backside i love you
i am and yes i love you too y angel of death
(7 years ago)
somefunbum and happyhumper69 like this
LOL Awesome
(7 years ago)
dodoo and sdredd922 like this
nice to see you her,happy holidays
(7 years ago)
somefunbum likes this
Sun, 18-Dec-16 12:58 PM (7 years ago)
tip
i have hiccups if i start sneezing i'm introuble
ii dont mind if you pee on me baby
(7 years ago)
your such a romantic doo
(7 years ago)
reminds me a bit of the joke where a lady goes to a Dr. and says "every time i sneeze i have an orgasm". Dr asks "are you taking anything for that?" to which she coyly replies "pepper"
(7 years ago)
not sure about that but i love you
(7 years ago)
i think anything could set me off at the minute
(7 years ago)
Sat, 26-Nov-16 3:18 AM (7 years ago)
tip
doo you know you love me
deepsea69 likes this
damn right i do
(7 years ago)
deepsea69 likes this
i want my profile pic as a tattoo for christmas
(7 years ago)
dodoo likes this
do it then
(7 years ago)
i'll have it done before we go away in may
(7 years ago)
Tue, 25-Oct-16 4:38 AM (7 years ago)
tip
just told doo something i'm not sure i should have but ito
inforfunc and Chuck-81 like this
Is it something that will embarrass the immortal hell out of him? grin
(7 years ago)
unfortunately no
(7 years ago)
dammit sad
(7 years ago)
ohhhh have you seen the pic on fb hh
(7 years ago)
noooooo.....lemme go snoop around wink
(7 years ago)
Tue, 25-Oct-16 4:06 AM (7 years ago)
tip
doo is behaving i'm scared
mirekk, happyhumper69 and iwik02 like this
I'll mail order express you onegrin
(7 years ago)
marble it has to hurt
(7 years ago)
Of course marble silly grin
(7 years ago)
goodie
(7 years ago)
<<<<<< you could also sugget he have a seat on my new fence grin
(7 years ago)
Tue, 25-Oct-16 3:39 AM (7 years ago)
tip
hi all
Pokerr and Donald.Pump like this
howdy
(7 years ago)
hi there!
(7 years ago)
hi
(7 years ago)
hi her = ]
(7 years ago)
hi adele
(7 years ago)
Sun, 9-Oct-16 5:11 AM (7 years ago)
tip
hey AC do what we do in the uk open a facking window
be nice to his pecker, her.....
(7 years ago)
you really want me to bite it somemore
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
gentlt nibble perhaps...
(7 years ago)
yes bite then suck
(7 years ago)
i always am steel well mostly am
(7 years ago)
Sun, 9-Oct-16 2:22 AM (7 years ago)
tip
got told to get naked but keep my badge on not sure where the badge is going
fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(7 years ago)
Herzzzzzzzz
(7 years ago)
hi her
(7 years ago)
miss you did you get a truck licence
(7 years ago)
No license. Just been a busy bunny
(7 years ago)
Sun, 9-Oct-16 2:16 AM (7 years ago)
tip
dodoo your a wanker
jerk
(7 years ago)
We already knew that tongue
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
he's actually been really nice tome today hh
(7 years ago)
fapfapfap...
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
Mon, 15-Aug-16 3:00 AM (7 years ago)
tip
it's really not a good idea to set fire to your husband
kinky biatch ,lol
(7 years ago)
gotta applaud him though lyns he's stopped married to me for 20yrs
(7 years ago)
Onionheart and steelrat60 like this
bless 'is little cotton socks
(7 years ago)
If you werent married to Dodoo, Id let you set me on fire. *grin* Tell em I said hi and miss seein his ugly mug here.
(7 years ago)
i can see his ugly ginger mug cotton your not missing much but i'll tell him
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
Thu, 4-Aug-16 12:20 PM (7 years ago)
tip
now i'm pissy
Its an age thing
(7 years ago)
dodoo over the top ?
(7 years ago)
oi agent ya cheeky fucker
(7 years ago)
Wha?
(7 years ago)
i'm not that old yet
(7 years ago)
Thu, 21-Jul-16 1:11 AM (7 years ago)
tip
he placed gold on my finger now i can't get the fucker off
Try a bigger frying pan wink
(7 years ago)
"One ring to rule them all..."
(7 years ago)
if she takes it up the ring shes a keeper smile
(7 years ago)
we actually fell out one night i threw my ring at doo he threw his 3 days later i found both i may have run over doo's twice though
(7 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
This all has a familiar 'RING' to it...*ba-doom-baaaahhh*
(7 years ago)
Tue, 21-Jun-16 2:35 AM (7 years ago)
tip
anybody been watching the football
no cotton the euros we are still in and wales are top of our group
(7 years ago)
I know nuffin about it. =(
(7 years ago)
england are still in for now although probably not for long
(7 years ago)
Go Ireland!
(7 years ago)
not sure how they are doing
(7 years ago)
Wed, 1-Jun-16 12:22 AM (7 years ago)
tip
next time i complain about not ever catching the sun gag me
dirtycopper likes this
...gag you with...?
(7 years ago)
he daren't dc
(7 years ago)
dirtycopper likes this
errrrrrrr
(7 years ago)
Gleam_Scene likes this
Put some milk on your sunburn, her. The amino acids will help your skin heal.
(7 years ago)
I wanna see sunburn pics! =P
(7 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
Tue, 17-May-16 6:32 AM (7 years ago)
tip
doo's now talking polish which i think means it is time for me to go t bed night all
Tue, 17-May-16 5:39 AM (7 years ago)
tip
yes we laugh and joke but if doo is wrong i'll tell him if he is right i'll stand in his corner and won't back down
dodoo and happyhumper69 like this
Tue, 17-May-16 5:24 AM (7 years ago)
tip
you lot have had to put up with doo for ten years i've been married to the twat for twenty in august think i deserve a medal
Yes, you should get a long service medal for every ten years. smile
(7 years ago)
i do love him very often though for some reason i threaten to punch him
(7 years ago)
Tue, 17-May-16 4:21 AM (7 years ago)
tip
annie's song love it just like i do bobby's girl
Good one, I grew up in Colorado, learned to play him on my first six string...
(7 years ago)
love annies song
(7 years ago)
Pick it on a guitar at 10,000 feet under a sky that so full of stars, sitting around a camp fire....awesome...
(7 years ago)
i wish i could bobby's girl
(7 years ago)
Love Im Sorry too
(7 years ago)
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