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her1996's Recent Statuses
Sun, 24-Apr-16 1:48 AM (5 days ago)
after just being told off by doo for eating one out of twenty of his chocolate covered flapjakes i'm off to bed night all
Night
(5 days ago)
It looks like Doo's "with a bit of luck" status from a half hour ago isn't going to work out for him.
(5 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
LMAO Fanny is mean
(4 days ago)
Sun, 24-Apr-16 1:39 AM (5 days ago)
i think i actually need my bed but before then i need to cook doo needs feeding
Oh just throw the old dog a bone
(5 days ago)
let him eat cake
(5 days ago)
wish i could i'm too soft with the twat i've been known to stand and cook him a roast dinner at 5am in the morning
(5 days ago)
Sun, 24-Apr-16 12:27 AM (5 days ago)
a month doo then we can fall out whilst putting the tent up then go get drunk
it will just hope the weather is kind
(5 days ago)
sex in the tent again ?
(5 days ago)
i'm taking my wellies and my short boots i'm sorted
(5 days ago)
for sex ?
(5 days ago)
maybe we'll see
(5 days ago)
Sat, 23-Apr-16 11:56 PM (5 days ago)
ipromise i didn't drown doo in the bath as tempting as it was
You showed great restraint!
(5 days ago)
great great restraint pony
(5 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
< pins a medal on her
(5 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Sat, 23-Apr-16 10:33 PM (5 days ago)
i had a really productive day then i came home
you know where the door is
(5 days ago)
hide the boooze when you go out
(5 days ago)
careful do she may show U where that door is
(5 days ago)
Ley-dd, that's just....cruel.
(5 days ago)
i was helping my nan do some fencing tc i'll have to get some pics of flower to send you she looks a right div at the minute
(5 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Sat, 23-Apr-16 8:55 PM (5 days ago)
please tell me doo has been behaving
Agent_K likes this
Not at work, so that's good. I'm getting by. One day at a time.
(5 days ago)
dodoo and RoxanneS like this
hugs hun
(5 days ago)
dirtycopper likes this
As always. He's a sweetie lol
(5 days ago)
doo a sweetie have you been drinking lol
(5 days ago)
dirtycopper and Agent_K like this
hey victor i love the one where he buried him in the garden lol
(5 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Tue, 22-Mar-16 5:46 AM (37 days ago)
i blame doo for everything
so do I
(37 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Me to... Hi there her
(37 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Ok, he's guilty. Hi Her
(37 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
i maybe slightly drunk and my darling husband just looked at me and said look at the state of you guess who's not getting any
(37 days ago)
Sat, 5-Mar-16 12:56 AM (55 days ago)
ffs i say they aren't exactly kids now and start crying
heydidyagrabmyass and softcell like this
made you giggle
(55 days ago)
and you've actually shocked me
(55 days ago)
you have been fully clothed for nearly 10 hours
(55 days ago)
hair cut visited my mum just waiting on you running me a bath
(55 days ago)
keep waiting
(55 days ago)
Fri, 4-Mar-16 12:03 AM (56 days ago)
happy 93rd ermm i mean 43rd birthday doo love you
Happy Birthday do doo, happy birthday day do doo, you may act like a monkey, but we all love you
(56 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Happy Birthday doo
(56 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Happy berfday buddy! Her, give em a wedgie and a kiss for me. *grin*
(56 days ago)
guitartxn and steelrat60 like this
NNice 43 year old cock.
(56 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
i will once he puts some underwear on cotton
(56 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Sat, 27-Feb-16 2:28 AM (61 days ago)
i've lost my glasses on the plus side i've found doo's only problem is i can't see shit with them
Hold em hostage till he finds yours.
(61 days ago)
what he said
(61 days ago)
i actually have no idea what i have done with mine
(61 days ago)
i can see oh hold on why did i marry her
(61 days ago)
Sat, 27-Feb-16 2:00 AM (61 days ago)
i need present ideas for doo's birthday
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
We may be related Doo!
(61 days ago)
1 doo is enough 2 of you somebody help me
(61 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
that would be 3 her my otha brotha from anotha motha steelrat is the 3rd
(61 days ago)
now i'm fucked
(61 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
U sure R her 3 ways from sunday lol
(61 days ago)
Fri, 26-Feb-16 10:39 PM (62 days ago)
sorry tc love ya really
No need to be sorry, I can take any insult from anyone, : ) xx
(62 days ago)
He's used to it
(62 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
i was being polite which doesn't happen that often
(62 days ago)
Chuck-22 and TopCat57 like this
Fri, 26-Feb-16 10:21 PM (62 days ago)
err just kinda fell onmy laptop but its ok its still in one piece
Phew...
(62 days ago)
its insured tc for some reason doo doesn't trust me
(62 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Fri, 26-Feb-16 9:45 PM (62 days ago)
doo just a gentle reminder mothers day is 6th of march
my birthday is 2 days earlier i will be blotoed
(62 days ago)
ok fucked up lol
(62 days ago)
i don't care how drunk you are if you forget to tell the boys to at least get me a card your no longer breathing by the 7th
(62 days ago)
kricket187, MrMrsFX and TopCat57 like this
Fri, 26-Feb-16 9:22 PM (62 days ago)
thought i would come and check doo was behaving
made her laugh that was half the battle won then asked politley if i could put it in her ass from then on she was mine
(62 days ago)
he actually got told to fuck off about the ass part
(62 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
yes doo of course she did....: P
(62 days ago)
laugh yes she did well not quite but she had to come back to see if she dreamt it
(62 days ago)
still think i did
(62 days ago)
Thu, 4-Feb-16 6:29 AM (84 days ago)
nearly half 6 in the morning here and i have to cook eat and sleep so i'm going to say goodnight
deepsea69 and dodoo like this
Sweet dreams milady and have a ,,,,,<><> slow wake up ok?
(84 days ago)
Six Thirty . Wishing you peace and tranquilty in you house .
(84 days ago)
thought you was uk raven
(84 days ago)
Yup . it's nearly 0640 4th feb..
(84 days ago)
night her
(84 days ago)
Thu, 4-Feb-16 5:29 AM (84 days ago)
doo you know you want to call me a bitch
happyhumper69 and dirtycopper like this
oi bitch suck my dick
(84 days ago)
happyhumper69 and dirtycopper like this
fack off
(84 days ago)
happyhumper69 and dirtycopper like this
Thu, 4-Feb-16 4:23 AM (84 days ago)
i'm just gonna beat him
steelrat60 and MrBlushes92 like this
Dang Doo... what did you screw up now?
(84 days ago)
steelrat60 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
he breathes indi
(84 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
and he keeps spilling beer down his new shirt
(84 days ago)
Breathing. Your Honor... I rest my case.
(84 days ago)
a waste of perfectly good beer...
(84 days ago)
Thu, 28-Jan-16 4:27 AM (91 days ago)
i think doo just asked me to marry him again
shhh don't tell him i'm cheating with him
(91 days ago)
I'm him
(91 days ago)
Cheating on him, with him..........if I had a neon sign on my forehead right now, it would say, "TILT"...
(91 days ago)
thought you waned to cheat with him chuckles
(91 days ago)
Nooooooooo, not that I don't think he's a nice guy and all that, but, nooooooooo...
(91 days ago)
Thu, 28-Jan-16 4:21 AM (91 days ago)
and here was me actually thinking you were being nice to me doo but noooo you just did it to play that fucking song again
Get out the rolling pin!..lol.
(91 days ago)
you won't be able to if i have an accident with your pc
(91 days ago)
i might have too love
(91 days ago)
so 2 songs you like and 1 i like is not good enoutgh
(91 days ago)
playing it once is ok but 9 times
(91 days ago)
Thu, 28-Jan-16 3:32 AM (91 days ago)
doo your a soppy git
awww
(91 days ago)
i already have his credit card raven
(91 days ago)
now your in trouble doo
(91 days ago)
no trouble as she only spends what we can afford to pay back and she is a good girl and does that
(91 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and Raven2005 like this
(91 days ago)
Thu, 28-Jan-16 3:13 AM (91 days ago)
8th time doo you do realise i'm making you watch true blood later
Thu, 28-Jan-16 3:02 AM (91 days ago)
i'll be singing the bloody song in my sleep doo
the one that Mark sent him the link to long black limosine
(91 days ago)
by sydney devine
(91 days ago)
i think you could sing that
(91 days ago)
what version?
(91 days ago)
the best one sydney devinev
(91 days ago)
Thu, 28-Jan-16 2:53 AM (91 days ago)
thanks Mark now listening to the song for the fourth bloody time
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
wish i could drive it
(91 days ago)
go for the 5th doo....
(91 days ago)
you could if you bloody tried
(91 days ago)
he's just played it for the sixth time
(91 days ago)
fucking seventh now
(91 days ago)
paully274 likes this
Mon, 25-Jan-16 12:24 PM (94 days ago)
anybody here ever watch worzel gummage
well i thought somebody might have made the connection with the make-up
(94 days ago)
Sure did. John Pertwee at his best (before Doctor Who).
(94 days ago)
didnt like to say anything ... as im so shy and quiet dont ya know
(94 days ago)
My Hero was The CROW MAN ... The excellent Geoffrey Bayldon.
(94 days ago)
Cro-Magnon more like
(94 days ago)
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