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ymmmgurl's Recent Statuses
Sun, 11-Oct-15 4:12 AM (8 years ago)
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sex, drugs, and rock and roll??
steelrat60 and happyhumper69 like this
sex, beer and rock and roll
(8 years ago)
Is the proper audience response when Meatloaf sings "Hot Patootie, bless my soul" in the Rocky Horror Picture Show wink
(8 years ago)
Fri, 9-Oct-15 7:59 PM (8 years ago)
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should i drop a few more photos this evening/night?!?!
NakedUKCouple and Raven2005 like this
Yes please wink
(8 years ago)
Absolutely, yes.
(8 years ago)
do you have a lipstick? I would love to see the site honored with NN written on your boobs grin
(8 years ago)
Fri, 9-Oct-15 1:22 AM (8 years ago)
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if you were a space man would you keep your rocket in your pocket!!??
Pierced76 and IB_Hard_4U like this
There are many places besides my pocket I would land my rocket...
(8 years ago)
Nah. I'd cum in peace and share my space technology with all the earth girls.
(8 years ago)
A wocket in a locket
(8 years ago)
Nope lol
(8 years ago)
why start now!
(8 years ago)
Fri, 9-Oct-15 1:11 AM (8 years ago)
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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
owbiglineman and IB_Hard_4U like this
Fucked if i know...lol
(8 years ago)
Who said a wood chuck couldn't chuck wood?
(8 years ago)
That's easy. A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
(8 years ago)
what if he had some ky....???
(8 years ago)
lots wink
(8 years ago)
Wed, 30-Sep-15 5:01 PM (8 years ago)
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not a ransom poat earlier, just thought it wpuld be fun!
Wed, 30-Sep-15 2:12 PM (8 years ago)
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1000 views and I'll post anorher photo...
hard4u6968 likes this
^ he posts satanic stuff eek
(8 years ago)
The Pope said he loves my religious satire. Um...maybe he meant satyr though.
(8 years ago)
He was just horsing around, Mark
(8 years ago)
^^^^ And the blind shall lead the sighted as we lose the candle glow....
(8 years ago)
If your hand stumbles you, cut it off.... Mark 69:69
(8 years ago)
Fri, 21-Aug-15 4:56 AM (8 years ago)
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wanna see the final spread?
chicken999 and scorpion54 like this
Final for tonight, right? I hope there will be plenty more spreading later on... tongue
(8 years ago)
yes would love to see more of your sexy body
(8 years ago)
I hope it isn't "final". Don't let the show end
(8 years ago)
Fri, 21-Aug-15 4:43 AM (8 years ago)
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to fuck or not to fuck.... that is the question
makes eve more happy!!!
(8 years ago)
lets fuck
(8 years ago)
and stop calling me shirley!!! lol
(8 years ago)
Darn it! I was going to make that joke, but I figured it'd be too silly. *shakes fist*
(8 years ago)
Film it. It would be rude not to crazy girl.
(8 years ago)
Sun, 7-Jun-15 8:40 PM (8 years ago)
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Keep your rocket in your mr. spaceman... ok, let it out!
owbiglineman likes this
Sometimes they need air!
(8 years ago)
best you light the fuse!
(8 years ago)
ground control to major tom
(8 years ago)
Houston, we have a problem
(8 years ago)
i dont get it
(8 years ago)