)BlindMelon's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 2-Feb-17 2:21 AM (7 years ago)
S:// I don't want to take your pants off. Am I doing it right?
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S:// I don't want you to have a good time. I think I'm getting the hang of this!!!!
(7 years ago)
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Ohhh in taking of pants I give you a 100....and there are two "holes" in 100 
(7 years ago)
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Sun, 29-Jan-17 1:34 AM (7 years ago)
Can I declare that my 2nd man crush is Justin Trudeau?!?! Thank you Canada for being so awesome!!!
Hello, lovely ladies! 
What a great ambassador for everything that is right!
What a great ambassador for everything that is right!
(7 years ago)
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Thu, 17-Nov-16 10:22 PM (7 years ago)
What confuses you when it comes to cooking? I feel like a child when I'm trying to make rice....
I'd love for you to bake my brownie at sea level, schmoops
(7 years ago)
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Mon, 14-Nov-16 5:52 PM (7 years ago)
I'd be lying if I said I didn't ripoff part of my profile pic look from Leon Russell...
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: ( Trying to find a complete, official list of the songs he wrote. Songwriters Hall of Fame page is blank.
(7 years ago)
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Wed, 9-Nov-16 3:08 AM (7 years ago)
If the unthinkable happens will I have time to get to Canada before they build a wall?
"the canadian border will be closed Nov 8 between the hours of 5am and the year 2024"
(7 years ago)
I presume your elections is a shocker, Melon ... and good morning ...
(7 years ago)
Mon, 7-Nov-16 8:26 PM (7 years ago)
Blow up your TV / Throw away your paper / Move to the country / Build you a home...
Thu, 3-Nov-16 1:54 AM (7 years ago)
Quick question: Will it jinx the Cubs I somebody brings up the fact that they're winning 5-1?
Mon, 31-Oct-16 4:20 PM (7 years ago)
It'd be a whole lot scarier in here if the blobs looked like ghosts....
The porn version is Cockwork Orange...and would involve Trump and Oompa Loompas. 
(7 years ago)
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"Would involve".... Does involve. It's scheduled to be released on the 7th of November
(7 years ago)
Tue, 18-Oct-16 4:30 PM (7 years ago)
2017 R&R HOF induction list: Bad Brain / Depeche Mode / Joe Tex / Janes Addiction / J Geils / Journey / Steppenwolf / Chaka Khan / Kraftwerk / The Zombies / Chic / Joan Baez / The Cars / MC5 / Yes....
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Oh I don't mind Depeche Mode but I don't think they are R&R are they?
(7 years ago)
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Motor City 5 is where I believe the name originated from. Could be wrong...
(7 years ago)
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Fri, 14-Oct-16 9:23 PM (7 years ago)
Old Crow Medicine Show - Don't Ride That Horse... I give you permission to listen more than once
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Wed, 12-Oct-16 7:02 PM (7 years ago)
Off to listen to some melodic, melt your face slide guitar.... Catch you on the alternate tuning
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I tried, that one time in band camp, just not enough garlic...
(7 years ago)
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forever in blue jeans neil diamond
neil diamond
(7 years ago)
they rub me the wrong way in my naughty bits. its jeggings for this chick blue jean wash though
(7 years ago)
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Wed, 28-Sep-16 3:35 PM (7 years ago)
25 years ago... Blood Sugar Sex Magic - RHCP, Ten - Pearl Jam, Black - Metallica, Nevermind - Nirvana
Where Ever I May Roam I am the Master Of Puppets
(7 years ago)
The Memory Remains but I try to Turn The Page
(7 years ago)
And now I must Fade To Black (stolen from Mark)
(7 years ago)
Fri, 23-Sep-16 6:24 PM (7 years ago)
Uploaded 4 pics yesterday & now 2 of them are gone. Curious as to why that may have happened. No big deal. Just curious....
I have never posted pics, I know what I look like, no one else needs too: )
(7 years ago)
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