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Wed, 23-Apr-14 1:16 AM (8 hours ago)
Ask not for whom the bell tolls..... it tolls for The....
MarkandLacey likes this
More cowbell
(7 hours ago)
Yep, I like to twist things around sometimes.
(7 hours ago)
Go.to.bed!
(7 hours ago)
Let's see...we have Metallica, ACDC, Floyd and Blue Oyster Cult in this status.
(7 hours ago)
Undertaker?..Hi there rock
(7 hours ago)
Wed, 16-Apr-14 12:34 AM (7 days ago)
Littering and......... littering and........ littering and......... littering and.......
MarkandLacey likes this
+5 Mark. LOL
(7 days ago)
See ya later Pebbles and TnA.
(7 days ago)
Bye, Mark
(7 days ago)
(7 days ago)
Hey Denim Dan, where'd ya get the Canadian tuxedo?
(7 days ago)
Fri, 11-Apr-14 1:35 AM (12 days ago)
This one was the first one This one had a vice This one here I like to rub on dark and stormy nights This one was the last one, I don't remember how
be broked it.
(12 days ago)
lol, can I send you to Bestbuy to break something
(12 days ago)
I will destroy their stock..... LOL
(12 days ago)
I'll give you the gift card as payment lol
(12 days ago)
sweet BigM.... and on a related note, I break status and Susan is brought back to help us out
(12 days ago)
Tue, 8-Apr-14 2:44 AM (15 days ago)
Don't be surprised, when you swallow all your pride. It's tough to see through bullshit when it's up above your eyes
MarkandLacey likes this
I refuse to comment on this status and this band......
(15 days ago)
too bad you just did.. LOL
(15 days ago)
*giggles*
(15 days ago)
Dammit....outsmarted by a fruity breakfast cereal again.
(15 days ago)
Fri, 28-Mar-14 2:04 AM (26 days ago)
I am continually amazed how we convert our wants and desires into needs around here.....
Wait, there's a difference? : P
(26 days ago)
not for Mitch
(26 days ago)
and I am the same way Mitch, which is why I dont confuse my wants and desires with my needs.
(26 days ago)
Oh, well, why didn't you say so? I know the difference between fantasy and reality. In my fantasy I'm all dressed up in sexy lingerie. In reality, I'm wearing a t-shirt and yoga pants; ) lol
(26 days ago)
Ah, rock, I had gone to bed without seeing your last replies. You have misread me. We will settle this via PM then.
(26 days ago)
Thu, 27-Mar-14 11:21 PM (26 days ago)
Will the beautiful woman who was in my dream this morning please return so I can finish what you so devilishly (or is it deliciously?) started....
it wasnt me who screamed it was the masked man,i devoured his penis ,wholly
(26 days ago)
Well declothe me......I mean..debrief me now
(26 days ago)
rocks 'dream girl' was actually Bubba in drag... but you didn't hear that from me.
(26 days ago)
Indi, Mark and Happs already informed us of that.
(26 days ago)
No Bubba, but it could possibly be a certain blow up doll who is known to come around sporadically
(26 days ago)
Wed, 26-Mar-14 3:45 AM (28 days ago)
Sing it for me, I can't erase the stupid things I say. You're better than me, I struggle just to find a better way. So here we are, fighting and trying to hide the scars. I'll be home tonight
And you say you don't have a good voice, rock; ) xx
(28 days ago)
Wed, 19-Mar-14 2:16 AM (35 days ago)
JFC....... who knew being a perv and moving your pervy pics and vids from your old phone to your new phone would be such a hassle?
Aussie_Couple likes this
lol tried that i deleted the non nude ones when I was down to 8mb left. Apps only take up 359mb. Yep....there's a lot. Miss A_C
(35 days ago)
Can't use icloud coz someone else would end up with a copy of them all. I can resave from emails but just can't delete Miss A_C
(35 days ago)
Chuck Norris knew.
(35 days ago)
They're safe in your email. Take a deep breath and delete. You need to update your phone! lol
(35 days ago)
no big deal if I don't, I rarely need a phone now. Miss A_C
(35 days ago)
Fri, 14-Mar-14 12:47 AM (40 days ago)
Well, now do you feel a little better Lift up your head and walk away Knowing we're all in this together For such a short time anyway There is just no time to parade around Sulking
Thu, 6-Mar-14 1:37 AM (48 days ago)
What I want, I know you got it. What I need, I know you got it. Can I get it from you? HELL NO R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me. NO R-E-S-P-E-C-T now you know what that did to me
so know im thinking of the diner scene in blues brothers..and yes i know not the same song
(48 days ago)
well hello rock
(48 days ago)
As long as it gets you thinking Moose..... and Hello to you too LL2
(48 days ago)
lol...its a rare occurrence
(48 days ago)
Sat, 1-Mar-14 1:46 AM (53 days ago)
Did ya dig last night It keeps playin in my mind Cause girl I gotta thing for you And I think it's kinda crazy
Gloom, dispair, and agony on me... deep dark depression, excessive misery... if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all... gloom, dispair, and agony on meeee
(53 days ago)
pickin and grinnin, Insistinct?
(53 days ago)
That show got a bad rap... daisy dukes AND TaOF all wrapped into one (TaOF = Tits almost Out Friday... you ever see the chics they had on that show... WOW!)
(53 days ago)
I loved HeeHaw. "Where, oh where are you tonight, why did you leave me .. here all alone?.. I searched the world over and thought I found true love, You met another and pbthhh you were gone!
(53 days ago)
Laugh-In was another for racy costumes with major cleavage
(53 days ago)
Fri, 21-Feb-14 3:15 AM (61 days ago)
Seriously..... what perverts have been bombing my profile? Over 2K views in a day... Gotta be a glitch
now me to lol
(61 days ago)
the Y2K bug finally strikes
(61 days ago)
i cant keep my eyees off of you
(61 days ago)
that must be it Moose
(61 days ago)
j/k rock...
(61 days ago)
Mon, 17-Feb-14 3:33 AM (65 days ago)
I'm over me being under you I'm breaking free I'm breaking through I've overcome all I'm underneath I can finally stand I can finally breathe
sorcha0922 likes this
I hate it when that's a surprise!!!
(65 days ago)
That's the fun and the thrill of it. Maybe it just comes from being an athlete and enjoying an even matched game
(65 days ago)
There ya go!
(65 days ago)
Maybe that is where I got my affinity for slapping heinies and shaking boobies after the match as well... *ponders the possibility*
(65 days ago)
haha
(65 days ago)
Sun, 9-Feb-14 2:19 AM (73 days ago)
I am going to let that slide since I know you are hopped up on teabags
sorcha0922 and 12gaugefan like this
Yes it is but it is fitting for NN, isn't it? Hiya Sorcha, how are ya? Hey there my picless other self...... feeling better tonight?
(73 days ago)
Only less picless, rock. Yes, I do feel better. Naps can do wonders.
(73 days ago)
A little rock, thanks
(73 days ago)
you able to eat solid foods yet?
(73 days ago)
oops...that was meant for JG lol
(73 days ago)
Sat, 25-Jan-14 2:48 AM (88 days ago)
A crucifixion of the love we've known for ages You're much too pretty you don't need your mind Just bat them eyelids get your heart's desires A resurrection of the shallow and the vapid
Longlog2 likes this
Too lazy to look this up.
(88 days ago)
Fri, 24-Jan-14 3:01 AM (89 days ago)
So I go to look at my profile and these are the friends they list: Tux, Catastrophic, Bigtitter, Castess and TexAngel. Which one is unlike the others?
*wiggles toes*
(89 days ago)
Tux is better looking than the rest?
(89 days ago)
You did have your fingers crossed behind your back when you said that, right, Angel?
(89 days ago)
I'm just wondering how tux is still on Rock's page. The rest of us are stuck with that OldTroubador guy.
(89 days ago)
lol Stuck being the operative word; )
(89 days ago)
Fri, 24-Jan-14 1:55 AM (89 days ago)
PSA.......I love pervifying the women here who wanna get a gold shield.... That is all.....
Mrs_DD, Longlog2 and bigm2 like this
Lucky for us then
(89 days ago)
I don't either, MG. I guess that makes us both unpervable.
(89 days ago)
honestly it was the best verification pic I perved in recent memory
(89 days ago)
Thanks ratta
(89 days ago)
And FYI male posters...... if you have a WOMAN in your gallery she HAS to be in your verification pics WITH YOU
(89 days ago)
Thu, 23-Jan-14 2:26 AM (90 days ago)
Your one vice, you're too nice.... Come around now can't you see?
You're a little "Off" Rock
(90 days ago)
just a little? *tries harder*
(90 days ago)
I'll take Offspring over the Pumpkins any day...
(90 days ago)
Trying to outdo me with Offspring?
(90 days ago)
*ties rock's hand to the headboard* Nice, you say?
(90 days ago)
Wed, 22-Jan-14 4:00 AM (91 days ago)
So speaking of Bacon...... How many of you pervs have ordered your Perfect bacon Bowls???? Be honest now. LOL
it is a cooking device to make bacon bowls with, a stamped metal whatsit with a nonstic surface
(91 days ago)
Ahhhhh, well that sounds interesting - perhaps unnecessary, but interesting. xo
(91 days ago)
Just turn a muffin/cupcake pan upside down, wrap the bacon around the outside of the cups, and cook.
(91 days ago)
naaaaaaaa I like my bacon in strips mmmmm
(91 days ago)
Brilliant nobozos!!!!!! You just saved me whatever the cost of the bacon bowls!!
(91 days ago)
Wed, 22-Jan-14 3:12 AM (91 days ago)
Old Spice look what you've done..... You made a sexy man out of this son...... Old Spice
lol @ Dixie
(91 days ago)
It kinda works tho ...just sayin!!
(91 days ago)
And don't forget: Hi Karate. Ay- ya!!!!!
(91 days ago)
hahahaha Boobz. You made me giggle snort
(91 days ago)
He he - good - I love it. has anyone seen the creepy Old Spice commercial with the mom?
(91 days ago)
Thu, 9-Jan-14 3:12 AM (104 days ago)
I can’t stop looking at you, I wanna get up on you like a new tattoo. Such a good, bad, girl by it all, Let’s take this little party to a bathroom stall. You smell like heaven but you look like a sin
hows the weather treating ya?
(104 days ago)
nipple-tastic!!
(104 days ago)
and me not there to see it. LOL
(104 days ago)
you know the answer to that..
(104 days ago)
um.... I do?
(104 days ago)
Tue, 7-Jan-14 11:25 PM (105 days ago)
I am gonna tear it up like it is a rental car
MarkandLacey likes this
you know me and my fruity pebbles
(105 days ago)
Here there Pebbles. Did ya tear up whatever you were gonna tear up?
(105 days ago)
Dinner got tore up..... and all over my face.
(105 days ago)
hope you have the extra insurance
(105 days ago)
Oh I am fully covered.... ALWAYS
(105 days ago)
Sun, 22-Dec-13 3:07 AM (122 days ago)
Sex with me is great...... Have you tried it?
CarlieBJ likes this
I hate when I prematurely hit the 'enter button'... just sayin
(122 days ago)
I use the excuse that it has been awhile.... never seems to be an issue
(122 days ago)
*writes down new excuse #47...* It has been... a while.
(122 days ago)
*writes furiously
(118 days ago)
*face palm*
(118 days ago)
Sat, 21-Dec-13 9:01 PM (122 days ago)
I am the keymaster...... Are you the gate keeper?
Fuck. You. That's terrifying.
(122 days ago)
*gatekeeper* I want you inside me. **Dr Venkman** It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already.
(122 days ago)
I am looking for the gate keeper
(122 days ago)
Indi... I hate when everyone inside me tries to tell me what to do at the same time
(122 days ago)
I hear ya. And yes, I heard you too... and you... and you...........
(122 days ago)
Tue, 17-Dec-13 1:06 AM (127 days ago)
Cause from the infinite words I could say I Put all pain you gave to me on display But didn't realize instead of setting it free I Took what I hated and made it a part of me
That was you?
(127 days ago)
well since I am the physical vessel for your personality.... it had to be me
(127 days ago)
It had to be you, it had to be you, I wandered around and finally found... I thought our room got a little crowded at one point.
(127 days ago)
I wondered if you were gonna pick up on that line...
(127 days ago)
Wonder no more....
(127 days ago)
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