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Sun, 27-Nov-16 2:51 PM (7 years ago)
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I am most disturbed, it seems my bum has begun to shrink. Pants and underwear are attempting to succumb to the forces of gravity and slide down my bum
squats !! LOL
(7 years ago)
I do lots of squats, that may be the issue
(7 years ago)
??? squash maybe tongue
(7 years ago)
I prefer racquetball myself. But I have been known to squash things
(7 years ago)
My bum's not shrinking, just sinking. Gravity's a cruel force of nature. : P Just sounds as if you need smaller pants, rock. : )
(7 years ago)
Artistic likes this
You sure the elastic waistband hasn't worn out?
(7 years ago)
Artistic and lennynatural like this
Gravity don't just go to work on pants and underwear. Perhaps a hidden reason why some older men take viagra...can help to keep the pants up. Nice thought for the subway ride, huh?
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
let em slide right off smile
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Bahaha. Whatever keeps you entertained, dziga. If you get slapped for looking in the wrong places though, don't blame us! : P
(7 years ago)
Rox, the pants are being worn with a belt, and at the right size for where they are supposed to be. Toot, brand new underwear, so the elastic is a spring chicken
(7 years ago)
This could be serious. You're like the incredible shrinking man except just the ass. In a little while your ass will be so small you won't be able to sit.
(7 years ago)
I might need butt implants if that happens Lenny.... Hope my insurance will cover it
(7 years ago)
You might have to go to Sweden for an ass transplant.
(7 years ago)
Will they massage it for me after to make it feel better?
(7 years ago)
I think that depends on how good your insurance is.
(7 years ago)
I may need to start a go fund me for this procedure
(7 years ago)
Of course finding a suitable donor ass could take time.
(7 years ago)
well I was thinking of just having them Liposuction my midsection to give me a 6 pack and use that in my bum
(7 years ago)
Go fund me is a good idea, I'll throw a dollar in the pot for you.
(7 years ago)
I think you're on to something there.
(7 years ago)
See if NN will do you a fundraiser pop up on your profile pic.... tongue xx too soon?
(7 years ago)
there are pics here that raise things, not funds tho.... and sadly, the only thing mine raise are the cases of cornea trauma
(7 years ago)
If that liposuction works you'll never run out of ass again.
(7 years ago)
I would have a ghetto bum
(7 years ago)
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