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irjosh's Recent Statuses
Sat, 3-Sep-16 4:16 AM (7 years ago)
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look out Brisbane! here I am!
I gots no worries... we gots an ocean between us
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 26-Apr-16 1:31 AM (8 years ago)
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I'm baaaack! it's been a while...
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Seriously tho...great pics smile Welcome back to the madhouse smile
(8 years ago)
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Hello and welcome back
(8 years ago)
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aww shucks Miele😄 considering adding some more, not sure though...
(8 years ago)
hey naughty
(8 years ago)
Welcome back
(8 years ago)
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Fri, 15-May-15 9:34 AM (8 years ago)
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Whoo, Verified! Proof that really IS my dick... not sure if i should be proud of that...
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lol
(8 years ago)
Fri, 8-May-15 11:36 PM (8 years ago)
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Is it a bigger compliment for GUYS to tell me I have a nice Penis, or girls? Not into men, but who knows dicks better than men?
2muchphun likes this
If anyone tells you. Around here people aren't just going to say it if they don't mean it. I get it from both sexes. It's quite flattering really.
(8 years ago)
Fri, 8-May-15 4:59 AM (8 years ago)
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Hmmm, well, off to shave my wizard stick! Very very carefully...
dont nick it wink
(8 years ago)
Thu, 7-May-15 11:41 AM (8 years ago)
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Evening sexy people, how is everybody?
Hello josh smile smilexxoo.........things are looking up here........smile smile............hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
Evening ir smiling here how about yourself ?
(8 years ago)
FAAAN-Fucking-Tastic!
(8 years ago)
howdy all's well
(8 years ago)
Wed, 6-May-15 12:18 PM (8 years ago)
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So took and posted a few cheeky snaps, and upon reflection... I may have needed to trim prior,,,
Hello josh smile smile xxoo..............smile smile ................hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
Hello Mrs! hug and kotc to you too!
(8 years ago)
Wed, 6-May-15 10:11 AM (8 years ago)
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Good evening/morning/afternoon everybody! How does this day find you all?
feeling strangely fine. smile
(8 years ago)
Well, I'm happy for you, but slightly disturbed that it's strange for you to feel fine...
(8 years ago)
Fri, 1-May-15 2:14 PM (9 years ago)
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Hello my freaky people! How is everyoby?
Your secret's safe with me...
(9 years ago)
she doesn't think we already know. ;p
(9 years ago)
not true anyway..normally I am chaste and and not chased wink
(9 years ago)
whoops, hi josh smile
(9 years ago)
Haha! an entire status hello! my night was set! Hi smd!
(9 years ago)
Wed, 29-Apr-15 12:02 AM (9 years ago)
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Gooooood morning Viet- wait... that's not right...
LOVEXXXPORN and InTheMoment like this
Hello josh smile smile xxoo........world.........smile smile .............hug and kotc
(9 years ago)
*puts on Louis Amstrong's "Wonderful World"*
(9 years ago)
Morning Mrs, hey...uh...Love
(9 years ago)
Tue, 28-Apr-15 2:23 PM (9 years ago)
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Roxanne, You don't have to put on the red light...
MarkandLacey and RoxanneS like this
And she's around here somewhere. smile
(9 years ago)
drinking game lads on redlight lass's on roxxanne
(9 years ago)
I just wanna see how..."walk the streets for money" goes over...sits back and waits for fireworks
(9 years ago)
Sorry to be a pic whore, but if you look at the bottom of page 1 of our pics, you'll see this song. It was done for the stunning RoxanneS.
(9 years ago)
And it's my favourite tribute, Mark. smile Hello Josh. Haha, JE, Charlie won't let me. I have no issue with those who do. Is that a TV show, biglad?
(9 years ago)
Tue, 28-Apr-15 1:31 PM (9 years ago)
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I must say, even after an extended Hiatus from this flourishing community of sexual satire, decadent depravity, and kinky...kinks... It's good to see Status really hasn't changed! I do enjoy it so!
everyone's gotta tongue, rite lyn?
(9 years ago)
*checks the balance on his credit card we found hidden in his wallet though*
(9 years ago)
yep, but ah..... can they use it,smd?
(9 years ago)
I am willing to bet no, most dont smile
(9 years ago)
true dat, which is why you hang on to the ones that do wink
(9 years ago)
Tue, 28-Apr-15 4:19 AM (9 years ago)
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So after an extended hiatus I have returned... bearing sexy selfies!
Fri, 11-Apr-14 11:43 AM (10 years ago)
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So disappointed in the boys, we've only been drinking since 10:30am, and they all dropped out before 8pm... Fuck it, home for a pull...
Sat, 29-Mar-14 11:22 AM (10 years ago)
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Evening All you pery people... and i suppose the not so pervy ones too
taint evening..sorry sad
(10 years ago)
Fri, 28-Mar-14 12:38 PM (10 years ago)
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My thought of the day "A spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent ass!"
Lyn, don't they have antibiotics for that?
(10 years ago)
yep............and a course of abstinence
(10 years ago)
a course of absynth will fix anythin grin
(10 years ago)
Well fuck, that ain't gonna happen...
(10 years ago)
you're doooomed then, deffo going to hell...
(10 years ago)
Fri, 21-Mar-14 10:40 AM (10 years ago)
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good evening Girls and Boys, How is everybody?
Sat, 15-Mar-14 11:13 AM (10 years ago)
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good evening Girls and Boys, how is everybody?
Well you tried, and that's all that matters, I shall make you a ribbon!
(10 years ago)
I'm glowing! grin
(10 years ago)
Glowing?!? Have you been working with radioactive material lately?
(10 years ago)
only strontium-90 blink
(10 years ago)
Good luck josh........She is very quick and witty. lol
(10 years ago)
Fri, 28-Feb-14 12:06 PM (10 years ago)
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Vino is good, Vino is fine, Vino is great if you want a good time! Evening everybody!
Sat, 22-Feb-14 7:24 AM (10 years ago)
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Now drinking in my superman undies because I spilt my wine all over my shorts
get naked and someone might lick it off your dick instead *lix*
(10 years ago)
Sat, 22-Feb-14 7:06 AM (10 years ago)
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Glass of Vino in hand, and some chill con CARNAGE on the stove... Welcome to my Saturday night
Fri, 21-Feb-14 11:07 AM (10 years ago)
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Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house...
Tue, 18-Feb-14 9:21 AM (10 years ago)
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Good evening all you horny fuckers, how is everybody?
super horny *lix*
(10 years ago)
Oh my god! What a coincidence!
(10 years ago)
Wed, 8-Jan-14 11:42 AM (10 years ago)
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Umm... wow... i just found and entire profile of nothing but... well... arseholes...
you'll fit right in
(10 years ago)
I know right? Felt like i was at work!
(10 years ago)
R Soles R Us [not to be confused with the shoe shop, no animal were harmed in the making of this post]
(10 years ago)
wow, it actually had pics!!! *lix*
(10 years ago)
Wed, 8-Jan-14 11:01 AM (10 years ago)
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Good Evening all you horny little fuckers!
not all are little
(10 years ago)
I know, but I was being nice Jubs, It's rare, but it has been known to happen occasionally
(10 years ago)
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