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zonker14's Recent Statuses
Sat, 23-Dec-23 10:21 AM (95 days ago)
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays beware I've seen that penis fractures increase this time of year.
Ouch
(95 days ago)
Keeping it straight
(95 days ago)
Tree decorating mishaps? Or maybe baking gone really awry?
(95 days ago)
Sun, 3-Sep-23 8:53 PM (206 days ago)
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To all the knocked up ladies Happy Labor day😁
tugking70 and Relaxer like this
*snort* Ahhh crap.. I just got a noseful of beer.. well played thought. wink
(206 days ago)
I’ve been celebrating incorrectly all these years, who knew??
(206 days ago)
Tue, 6-Jun-23 8:32 AM (296 days ago)
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In support of pride month i'm only masterbateing to bi or tranny porn this month
FitMntGuyDL likes this
I do the same for international women's Day, I spread it around a bit
(295 days ago)
shy28boy likes this
...and then I masturbate
(295 days ago)
shy28boy likes this
I do hat 365 days a year
(295 days ago)
I do hats 365 days a year too. I just love head covering gears. raspberry Hey Bug!
(295 days ago)
cmp304 likes this
Wed, 25-Jan-23 9:40 AM (1 year ago)
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It's time for snowmobiling and naked snow angels
bluebayour6 likes this
So I heard somewhere
(1 year ago)
Snowballing naked is fun. Snowmobiling too loud, naked snow angels too much shrinkage. 🤣
(1 year ago)
Fri, 30-Dec-22 1:02 PM (1 year ago)
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Happy new year
Fri, 23-Dec-22 4:17 PM (1 year ago)
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Merry Christmas
Thu, 24-Nov-22 11:58 AM (1 year ago)
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My attempt at nnn failed last night ,and again this morning,and probably again later today.
attempt at what??
(1 year ago)
??? confused
(1 year ago)
Ah, No Nut November, well yeah, I failed on Nov 2 so you did well grin
(1 year ago)
Oh got it, well I made it about 12 hours in.
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
Tue, 8-Nov-22 10:12 PM (1 year ago)
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Did everyone vote
smitten4u likes this
Thanks for doing your civic duty, Saturn. xx Fortunately, I did not, Baron. I live in a very blue county, though.
(1 year ago)
Baron_EnBleak likes this
First reports are not looking good though sad
(1 year ago)
No red wave though.
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis and Jersey__Girl like this
Some disappointments, Beto in Texas and Stacey Abrams in Georgia, but definitely no red wave. It's a positive sign that Merica hasn't gone full Trump. 🤞
(1 year ago)
I did read around 70 election denialist got a seat too :O
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Wed, 28-Sep-22 11:10 PM (1 year ago)
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Florida is under water!!
Wasn't it California that everyone was predicting would fall into the Ocean?
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
Mon, 29-Aug-22 10:15 PM (1 year ago)
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Watching flooding in Pakistan watched Mississippi flooding this morning vegas flooding last week Kentucky flooding before that.
visit uncle moosie used ark emporium dot com
(1 year ago)
Mon, 4-Jul-22 11:19 PM (1 year ago)
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Happy fourth
Sun, 29-May-22 11:30 PM (1 year ago)
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What to do on memorial day??
Tue, 24-May-22 11:19 PM (1 year ago)
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Finally some nice weather. Ive got spring fever
Sun, 17-Apr-22 8:41 PM (1 year ago)
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Happy Easter
MissAshlee likes this
Happy Easter! grin
(1 year ago)
Mon, 14-Feb-22 9:23 AM (2 years ago)
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Happy valentine's day
Sun, 2-Jan-22 10:23 AM (2 years ago)
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Cant seem to get motivated this morning
Looking at the photos here always gets me motivated...... Oh, you meant for .. Never mind.
(2 years ago)
Fri, 31-Dec-21 12:21 PM (2 years ago)
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Happy new year
Imgoing to try to end the year with sex. Maybe 2021 wo t seem so bad if it ends with a bang
(2 years ago)
Mon, 27-Dec-21 11:17 PM (2 years ago)
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Enjoing ericha cam show
Thu, 23-Dec-21 9:44 AM (2 years ago)
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Merry Christmas and a covid free new year
maraff, Saturnfinger1 and nosanity like this
That me be for some but not so for many others. This effin Covid is shite. Ive had 3 jabs but im still cautious when out
(2 years ago)
Wed, 17-Nov-21 9:17 AM (2 years ago)
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Thinking about Brass against video utube
- - its taking the piss - -
(2 years ago)
maraff and Saturnfinger1 like this
Tue, 5-Oct-21 8:23 PM (2 years ago)
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Thinking about the blond who passed my on the highway earlier with her skirt and underwear halfway down her thighs and her right hand masturbateing
elktron1990 likes this
-- blond - my - you - must so frustrated- -
(2 years ago)
useless
(2 years ago)
TopCat57 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
car---she-- driving --which--was ---?
(2 years ago)
sense--this--no--makes
(2 years ago)
youre a trucker?
(2 years ago)
Wed, 29-Sep-21 11:47 PM (2 years ago)
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Actually it's only the rib cage size, moosie tongue
(2 years ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
I forgot my towell
(2 years ago)
I'm lost!
(2 years ago)
the hitchhikers guide, Dana a classic BBC series, books and movie...highly entertaining...so long and thanks for the fish
(2 years ago)
- - no I am 41 - -
(2 years ago)
Sun, 19-Sep-21 11:06 AM (2 years ago)
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Nice day for a blowjob
thought any day would be a nice day for a blow job
(2 years ago)
Mon, 20-Apr-20 10:16 AM (3 years ago)
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I remember when you had to fuck someone to catch a nasty virus
you still can catch them that way
(3 years ago)
Artistic likes this
This one is arse about face.If you catch it,you're truly fucked.
(3 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Fri, 17-Apr-20 1:20 PM (3 years ago)
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Wash your hands
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