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Tue, 28-Apr-15 1:31 PM (9 years ago)
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I must say, even after an extended Hiatus from this flourishing community of sexual satire, decadent depravity, and kinky...kinks... It's good to see Status really hasn't changed! I do enjoy it so!
welcum back. again.... smile
(9 years ago)
thank you but now we levy a charge for your satisfaction, so just send yer cheque in the post,please, hun..
(9 years ago)
Is that... per time i am... satisfied? or just a blanket fee?
(9 years ago)
Lol, josh. smile
(9 years ago)
Because if it's per time i might have to leave again for a while to pay off the debt...
(9 years ago)
nah, we charge more if you want to go to bed wink
(9 years ago)
we take debit, credit, check, money orders, cashiers checks, visa, mastercard, american express & finally diners club! So, we can take all ur money josh tongue
(9 years ago)
Wow, you've got me Cumming AND going!
(9 years ago)
pftttt timewasters eh...
(9 years ago)
good description smile
(9 years ago)
bet he is a tyre kicker when he looks at cars too....
(9 years ago)
Wow! Nobody takes AMEX!
(9 years ago)
nah,its iffy...charges too much
(9 years ago)
I do ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ AMEX is good, but we have a 45% fee for using it. just warning ya.
(9 years ago)
Is there some kind of payment plan? A bartering system? coz pay day's about a week away...
(9 years ago)
exactamundo, wotta rip off
(9 years ago)
I forget to mention, payday loans are available. 99% fee for using it though.
(9 years ago)
yep, we wuz right , a timewaster wink
(9 years ago)
Well... in the movies the sexy tradie can pay off his debts with... other methods... is it possible we can... cum to an understanding?
(9 years ago)
gotta say josh...you started off well and now ya dug yourself a big hole...just sayin
(9 years ago)
next customer please!!!
(9 years ago)
mHm
(9 years ago)
no bartering, title loans available. house, car, motorcycle, boat, whatever. lynskey is my business partner 2 btw.
(9 years ago)
Hello, my name is irj- I mean, Paul...
(9 years ago)
anything that is worthy of SexeeLynskee 4 a nite wink
(9 years ago)
*security man ushers him out the door*
(9 years ago)
Come on Lynskey! just give the guy a chance, he's ready coach, he's been training all season! His tongue's never been in better form!
(9 years ago)
tongue??? mmm why didnt you tell me that sooner....
(9 years ago)
Thats rite lyn! *Has bouncer take his wallet & check his pocket$*
(9 years ago)
*Laughs beacuse wallet's empty
(9 years ago)
and...nah,his tongue is not like a giraffe's...gets security man to boot him out*
(9 years ago)
Fine! I was going anyway!
(9 years ago)
everyone's gotta tongue, rite lyn?
(9 years ago)
*checks the balance on his credit card we found hidden in his wallet though*
(9 years ago)
yep, but ah..... can they use it,smd?
(9 years ago)
I am willing to bet no, most dont smile
(9 years ago)
true dat, which is why you hang on to the ones that do wink
(9 years ago)