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Tue, 20-Oct-20 4:45 AM (3 years ago)
Just like the prodigal, I've returned... Again.
Fri, 3-Apr-20 8:31 AM (4 years ago)
Opinions are like arseholes in here. Every cunt has one.
tugking70 likes this
I'm confused from a biological perspective about this statement
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Fri, 3-Apr-20 8:30 AM (4 years ago)
Opinions are like arsehole in here. Every cunt has one.
Wed, 15-Jan-20 4:52 AM (4 years ago)
What's with all these profiles with links in the bio. Sort ya shit out nn
Instead of coming in here whinging, might be a thought to let NN know by sending him a PM , he isn’t here 24/7 ya know
(4 years ago)
I haven't noticed a lot,then again I only look mostly at friends profiles
(4 years ago)
Fri, 1-Mar-19 2:24 AM (5 years ago)
Suicide is painless. It's brings on many changes. And I can take or leave them if I please.
Wed, 23-Jan-19 5:34 AM (5 years ago)
Yay! I've been verified. It's only taken over 5 years and 2 different accounts but I finally pulled my finger out. Feels good to be part of the club.
Mon, 26-Feb-18 8:37 AM (6 years ago)
Couldn't get a fuck in a whore house. Fuck my life.
Fri, 12-Jan-18 3:54 AM (6 years ago)
Just got fucked with a massive strap on. Fuck me that was intense.
Wed, 13-Dec-17 5:01 AM (6 years ago)
Honestly, what is the point of nudles? Does anyone actually have them?
rhinostool likes this
It's 5 for a day, 15 for a week, 35 for a month. If you've never been premium before, I'll send you 5 so you can try it Bman.
(6 years ago)
^^^ Why am I not surprised to see you being kind and generous too Dubble? And g'day btw
(6 years ago)
You fuckin what mate? You wish you were half the man I am you BMW driving twat. At least I don't require any kind of chemical enhancement to get an erection. Your serve sir.
(6 years ago)
Well that escalated quickly
(6 years ago)
miss_molly and Rene_Pogel like this
friendly banter? i think not? <<< nobody gets this smilie?
(6 years ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Sorry to see your impediment Wizard. It must be hard to get by in the world without a sense of humour. Bear in mind that in status the message sent isn't always the message received, and smile
(6 years ago)
^^^ Sorry, didn't mean to bring up old shit. Failed to notice the age of this status. Hope things are better now... Note the smile >>>>
(6 years ago)
Sun, 19-Nov-17 11:05 PM (6 years ago)
You know you've got a problem when you're on NN whilst you're driving. Was it a mistake coming back on here?
Sun, 11-Sep-16 5:59 AM (7 years ago)
So now I'm single. 12 year relationship come to an end. I don't know how to anything on my own.
rhinostool likes this
Sun, 21-Aug-16 4:51 AM (7 years ago)
Drinking beer and having a wank over my favourite NN girl xxlilmissxx
steelrat60 and nudenluvn like this
Wed, 17-Aug-16 7:05 AM (7 years ago)
Why do guys make fake profiles pretending to be chick's on here? I just don't get it.
Her_Toy and rhinostool like this
Hey now. Thats going a bit far. Im more wizard than anybody in here.
(7 years ago)
Wiz, unfortunately not "everybody can see a fake a mile away". Just look at some of the comments on the fake pics. Many males on NN see the pics through the eye on their dick rather than the other two
(7 years ago)
Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by
(7 years ago)
naughtywizard and im_hard like this
Without warning, I'll walk by. Casting a shadow and weaving a spell
(7 years ago)
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Mon, 15-Aug-16 10:00 AM (7 years ago)
Wine. Without you in my life I'd slowly wilt and die. But with you by my side you're the reason I'm alive.
MrsFX and NakedUKCouple like this
Tue, 2-Aug-16 1:14 PM (7 years ago)
I think I'm done with nn for a while. Somebody give me some reasons to stay.
Thu, 28-Jul-16 9:50 AM (7 years ago)
Wine. Nectar of the gods. I don't know how I'd survive without it.
rhinostool likes this
Wed, 20-Jul-16 12:34 AM (7 years ago)
Is it just me or is Notorious B.I.G a crapper (crap rapper) His rhymes just aren't very good.
if they aren't rhyming eastside/westside hotel/motel and ripping the S of superman's chest, i don't want to know abou it.
(7 years ago)