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nudenluvn's Recent Statuses
Mon, 5-Sep-16 3:16 AM (7 years ago)
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Hello Pervs! Hope you are having a great arvo!!
Fri, 2-Sep-16 11:40 AM (7 years ago)
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Hay Pervs! Whats happening out there? Have a great weekend!
Hay is for horses wink
(7 years ago)
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Cattle sheep and goats too
(7 years ago)
Tue, 30-Aug-16 8:44 AM (7 years ago)
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Well thats a day that i am glad is over. Time to turn up the heat, have a beer and nude up!
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Woo! Enjoy smile
(7 years ago)
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I am! grin
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 30-Aug-16 3:52 AM (7 years ago)
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Good afternoon Pervs, hope your day is going better than mine. Time for this sales rep to hit the rd n give mgmt the finger. Sex on all you fabulous nudiers!!
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Take care out there smile
(7 years ago)
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Thanks! smile
(7 years ago)
Tue, 30-Aug-16 12:05 AM (7 years ago)
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Systems down at work=NN time!!
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Sun, 21-Aug-16 11:35 PM (7 years ago)
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Morning all, hope you have a great week. Im headed interstate so i will see ypu all upon my return.
Take care out there smile
(7 years ago)
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Ditto
(7 years ago)
Thanks! smile
(7 years ago)
Sun, 21-Aug-16 11:27 AM (7 years ago)
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You may be a redneck when you fart and it smells like gunpowder.
Sun, 21-Aug-16 4:53 AM (7 years ago)
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Off to do some shooting. Time to run in a new rifle. Not the sort of shooting i wish i was doing. Rofl.
what do you like for sights? I'm old school, a good set of adjustable peep sight works just fine
(7 years ago)
That's cause she's afraid someone will use 1 on her bro
(7 years ago)
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Hey you are probably right. Steel, this one has Wilson Combat sights standard. I use scopes though.
(7 years ago)
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I have a juicy, hairy cunt. And I'm from a planet much nobler than this. Are these facts relevant to this status?//
(7 years ago)
it is....loofs n lerts abound 'erenow
(7 years ago)
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Sat, 20-Aug-16 11:37 AM (7 years ago)
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A mate dared me to run nude thru the flower comp @ the garden expo, i did, i won first prize for the dried arrangement!!
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(7 years ago)
Sat, 20-Aug-16 11:33 AM (7 years ago)
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You know its bad when you cant even manage to close the deal on self pleasure!!! Rofl Night pervs, have a good one.
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Sweet and sexy dreams NLuvn ... xx
(7 years ago)
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Thanks Sun, have a good one.
(7 years ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
Can't agree more, terrible when you hand rolls over and goes to sleep on you.
(7 years ago)
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Sat, 20-Aug-16 10:54 AM (7 years ago)
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Another Saturday Night done. Time to rub one out, shower and bed. Night all, fuck hard! Ill see ya on the flip flop!
Sat, 20-Aug-16 8:52 AM (7 years ago)
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"Just a short note, you'll find the key inside, theres no one home tonight, but come in anyway."
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Close the door, put out the light, you know they won't be home tonight
(7 years ago)
Sat, 20-Aug-16 4:51 AM (7 years ago)
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Afternoon Pervs! Hope you are havimg a ripper day chock full of hot sex and all the good stuff!!
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hey nudeluvn... my day day was chock full of hot
(7 years ago)
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Well thats a good thing i suppose. Riggt now my balls have becoke ovaries its that cold here
(7 years ago)
brr... I know what that feels like
(7 years ago)
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Fri, 19-Aug-16 10:30 PM (7 years ago)
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Well im off to shower. Have fun, fuck, suck,lick and get off all. Take pics and ill be back to fap later!!
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Enjoy!! smile
(7 years ago)
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You too Mrs Fx. Although i am sure you will wink
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Nono. I'm being good. For now smile
(7 years ago)
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Nice to see you Mrs smile all ok after the operation I hope?
(7 years ago)
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Yes Rev, I'm recovering well so far smile Nice to see you too!
(7 years ago)
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Fri, 19-Aug-16 9:52 PM (7 years ago)
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Morning all you wonderful pervalicous bastards! Hope you have a great time. Fuck like beasts and get ya rocks off!! Whoo hoo!!!
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Good golly Miss Molly! Everybody likes boobs!! Ill have to see what i can come up with MrsFX. No promises, but ill try
(7 years ago)
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No pressure. Just have fun! Maybe draw a couple of NNs and your username on yourself too smile
(7 years ago)
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M&L i figured, well played. Very well played.
(7 years ago)
make the xxxxx with two backs...
(7 years ago)
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Would just need to find a lady to make that xxxxx with!
(7 years ago)
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Sun, 5-Jun-16 7:58 AM (7 years ago)
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Well ill be back later, off to go n git me some viddles and put the nosebag on. Time this old fella goes to graze. Ill catch yall later.
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Good, Trigger really needs some sustenance
(7 years ago)
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a horse is a horse of course, of course... and no-one can talk to a horse of course.
(7 years ago)
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Plunk your magic twanger Froggy
(7 years ago)
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Squeel like a pig boy!
(7 years ago)
Sun, 5-Jun-16 7:34 AM (7 years ago)
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The only way i know how to decide, is just get on and ride.
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And for Superman that was a terrible decision...
(7 years ago)
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Haha.
(7 years ago)
Sun, 5-Jun-16 6:37 AM (7 years ago)
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A mate of mine (yeah i have mates, whodve thought?) Asked his girlfriend this the other day and it got me thinking. Ladies, do you find it a turn on when you man moans from something you do to them du
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As did Abbott and Costello, which was the skit i was referencing wink
(7 years ago)
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Who's on first?
(7 years ago)
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Not me! I struck out. Crap batting average, Coach said i was cut!
(7 years ago)
Maybe the pitcher was actually a robot
(7 years ago)
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Kreacher, LOL!!
(7 years ago)
Sun, 5-Jun-16 2:44 AM (7 years ago)
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Washing is on, what next?
Sat, 4-Jun-16 9:28 PM (7 years ago)
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Well meds are done, fevers gone, feel empty as hell but at least my brain (or lack thereof) is returning to normal programming.
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Glad to hear you're getting better. Rest up smile
(7 years ago)
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Thanks MrsFX, appreciate the kind thoughts. Just glad the worst is gone.
(7 years ago)
A mate just sent me a classic. "Guess what! I got a fever! And the only prescription, is more cowbell!" Great Christopher Walken clip.
(7 years ago)
Awesome that you are feeling better
(7 years ago)
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Thanks Tight! Appreciate it!
(7 years ago)
Fri, 3-Jun-16 11:52 PM (7 years ago)
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Lo
Almost there tongue hehe
(7 years ago)
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High as a kite on medication. Rofl, after all Monday is malaria day!
(7 years ago)
Oh dear. Take care of you! smile
(7 years ago)
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Thanks! Have to be right by Monday!
(7 years ago)
Fri, 3-Jun-16 11:52 PM (7 years ago)
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Lov
<hangs up on the loopy prank caller
(7 years ago)
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seriously...welcome to NN you;ll fit in fine if you promise not to be an asshat except on special occasions
(7 years ago)
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Thanks. Be an asshat all you want, doesnt worry me! Rofl, and remember, Monday is malaria day!
(7 years ago)
I meant you...I'm always an asshat
(7 years ago)
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Same here. Always an asshat. Enjoy!
(7 years ago)
Thu, 3-Mar-16 3:37 AM (8 years ago)
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So many beautiful ladies out and about today. Annnd of cou
Wed, 2-Mar-16 6:27 PM (8 years ago)
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Good morning all you sexy prople. Time for a coffee and a smoke. Nude of course!
Mon, 18-Jan-16 7:11 AM (8 years ago)
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Home finally. Time for a can.
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